Author's Notes: I should be working on Nightmare's Necklace, but I had a fic idea in the shower again. And besides, I can't write something serious when me and Sammy G (LYLAS!) are writing our own D/H fic. (Don't ask. Just…don't.) There will be more than one of these if I get a lot of positive feedback from the first one. It's, of course, another songfic. A very, very short one.
Disclaimer: I own my lyrics. I do not own the characters. Nor do I own the song. Cry me a river and name it Mississippi.
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Voldemort was pacing a cave, "Where are those Death Eaters? They're always so late." He heaved a sigh, when they started popping into the cave. Woah, that was like…magic! Wicked!
Voldemort nodded, not bothering to check attendance today. The class….I mean…death dudes sat in their seats and waited for today's announcements. Voldemort got a pretty stick out from a rock. He hit Lucius on the hand when he started talking to Peter about what he was going to wear to the dance, "Silence, Malfoy. Now, today we will be singing!"
Voldemort (I'm using that a lot. Let's call him Bob for a few sentences.) cleared his throat and began singing. Wow, who knew Bob could sing so well?
"Away from the bar, I'm Tommy R." Tommy R? The class…I mean, those death dudes, thought. His name was Voldemort. Or Bob. Sometimes Shirley, "I kill with wands and not a car."
"Cars go vroom!" A Death Eater said. It probably Crabbe or Goyle. Yes, it was them. In the way back, dancing. Do you not see them? Good, I'm glad you found them.
Bob clapped and continued singing, while Malfoy was grinning stupidly, "Malfoy! Malfoy! Let me be!" He said in a high squeal. Lucius blushed and removed his hand from Voldemort's hand, "Keep your boy far from me!" Now he saw his son…Dragon or Driken or something, was behind Voldemort, playing with his cloak.
"As for you, McNulty you," MacNair grinned. Voldemort was getting closer and closer to learning his name, "I know what you want to do." MacNair gasped. He should have known Voldemort would find out his plans to join S. P. E. W..
"Just keep your cool, now we're almost done school!" As Voldemort hit that high note, the windows cracked, as did John's glasses. Poor John.
"Hey, I'm Tommy R." He bowed and everyone clapped, "Next will be…" He looked around the room.
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Author's Notes: I so did not want it to turn out like that. Lmao. I totally blame Sammy G because our 'RP' over AIM is becoming so freaking weird. We're (Harry and Draco) are talking about Snape getting around and how we don't what gender Blaise is. O.0 Oh well. Anyways, feel free to request somebody to sing next! I meant for it to go to Hogwarts next, but I think I'll stay with Death Eaters for a few chapters and then go to Hogwarts.
Cheers!
