All of Middle Earth has assembled for Karaoke night at the Prancing Pony. Differences are set aside, the One Ring conflict is placed out-of-the-way for the time being so that all races of Middle Earth can boogie! How's THAT for a funky beginning?

Aragorn approaches the mike. Arwen, Frodo, and the Fellowship cheer him on towards the back of the bar.

"Come on, Aragorn! We believe in you! Soar like the eagle! Be all that you can be! Paint with all the colors of the wind!" chants his entourage.

"This is my favorite song........ Dancing King," Aragorn states bravely.

The Naz - Gul and Sauron in the back of the room look at eachother.

"Isn't that...... 'Dancing Queen'?" asks one of the riders.

The music starts to play. Aragorn clears his throat and -

You can kills orcs! You can kill balrogs! Protecting Frodo and the Fellowhip!

OH-OH-OH!

See that Ranger! Dig that scene! Diggin' the Dancing King! Diggin' Gondor's King!

You're in Rivendell and the lights are low! Looking out for a place to go! With Elrond's Council Everything is keen I come to look for a queen!

Arwen Evenstar's really hot! Got to show her what I got! The blood of Numenor's in me I'm the son of Arathorn! I can get everyone to Lothlorien!

OH - OH - OH!

See that Ranger! Dig that scene! Diggin' the Dancing King! Diggin' Gondor's King!

Gondor's King! Gondor's King! Watch me kill the Urak - Hai!

OH - OH - OH!

Aragorn steps down from the stage. Arwen and the Fellowship cheer, clap, and whistle, while Sauron and his pals say nothing.

"Hey, boss! You should go up there and sing!" one of the rider's says. Sauron thinks a moment before -

"Sure, why not?"

Sauron approaches the stage and takes the mike.

"This little biddy of mine is a favorite of all of us in Mordor. It's called, 'We built the One Ring'."

"Hey," Frodo whispered to Sam, "Isn't that, 'We Built this City?"

Sauron clears his throat. The music starts to play.

We built the One Ring! We built the One Ring with greed and malice! We built the One Ring! We built the One Ring with greed and malice!

Say you don't know me Or recognize my freaky helmet and body armor thing Who rides the wrecking ball for middle earth? Me and the Naz - Gul!

Don't tell us to go away! We'll chop off your head Just look at the village of Roi - Tan We left their villagers dead!

We built the One Ring! We built the One Ring with greed and malice! We built the One Ring! We built the One Ring with greed and malice!

The music ends. The Naz - Gul whistle and applaud noisily.

Sadly, it's ten o' clock. Karaoke Dance Party night is over at the Prancing Pony. But maybe they'll meet again next weekend......... how about Galadriel singing her own version of 'Downtown'? Only time will tell!