I wasn't too sure if I was going to do a second chappie with this one. But, with all the reviews (Thanks for those!! They really boost my self esteem!!) I think I want to do another one! So, here it is.................

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The next weekend - karaoke dance night again! As usual, the Fellowship and Sauron and his gang have assembled already at the Prancing Pony. But now, some new faces are added to the crowd: Galadriel and some elves as well as - (and this is a plot twist!!) - Gollum!
While the elves she walked in with and the Fellowship cheer her on, Galadriel approaches the stage and the mike.
She clears her throat and picks up the microphone.
"In the Elvin kingdom of Lothlorien, we have a very old and honorable song referred to, in elfish, as 'Opoagjilasdgjkapsdjgnqyuistinc'."
"It's such a poetic name! It rolls right off your tongue!" Sam whispered to Frodo.
"Anyway, in the common tongue, this song is known as 'Downtown', but I shall be singing my very own Elvish version of it............"
The music starts.

When you're being chased by orcs, and life isn't too happy you can always go to:

LOTHLORIEN!

When you've got worries the elves and the lembas seem to help I know

LOTHLORIEN!

Just listen to the music of the elves Lament for Gandalf, See your fate in my funky pool of water, Celeborn and me

We'll give you lots of cool stuff; cloaks, phials of water, lembas - how can you lose?

LOTHLORIEN! LOTHLORIEN!

We're waiting for yooou - ooooooo! Yoooou - oooooooo!

LOTHLORIEN! LOTHLORIEN!

While the Fellowship and the elves cheer and applaud Galadriel as she steps down from the stage.
"Hey, she was pretty good," one of the Naz - Gul whispered to Sauron.

"WHAT?!?" Sauron said, glowering at the offending dark rider.
"Just saying -"
"I SHALL NOT BE OUT BESTED BY AN ELF!! GET UP THERE AND SING!!" Sauron cried.
"What - me or everyone?"
"ALL YOU STUPID NAZ - GUL FREAKS!!!"
So, all of the stupid Naz - Gul freaks headed up to the stage.
"Um............ we don't usually do this, being evil dark riders of the night, you see," one of the vile fellows announced into the mike, "So, this is the ancient and most respectable song of the Naz - Gul ~ 'Like a Naz - Gul'."
"Isn't that 'Like a Virgin'?" Gimli whispered to Legolas. Legolas shrugged.
The 9 kings started to croon.

You know we couldn't resist them We couldn't resist our rings It's a bummer, now we're undead kings

If only we didn't desire power We had to govern our la - ha - ands And now we ride black horses And stab hobbits

When we get to Bree We kill a watchman The Prancing Pony We stab some beds

Yeah we really like to stab stuff Oh we la - ah - ove to stab stuff Public Property!

LIKE A NAZ - GUL!! Riding for the very first time! LIKE A NAZ NAZ NAZ - GOOOOL! Chasing hobbits through middle earth

OH OH OH!!! WOOOOAOOOW! LIKE A NAZ - GUL!!

There was no contest. Everybody clapped this time, including the Fellowship. You can't argue with good showmanship, you know.
Suddenly, a freaky emaciated creature crawls up onto the stage, and says, in a hoarse whisper, "I would like to sing a song."
Everyone in the bar groaned.
"Who invited HIM?!?"
"Dude, he can't sing!"
Gollum took the mike in his hands and coughed slightly.
"This is a song I wrote while in my cave. I had writer's block for about 600 years, but I overcame it awhile later I hope *SMEAGOL!! SMEAGOL!!* Sorry, just a little cough........... Well, here it is..........."
"THIS will be interesting," Aragorn said, giggling slightly.
Gollum put the mike to his icky chops.

Nobody knows where my Precious has gone! But that Baggins left at the same time! Why was it on his finger - When it's supposed to be MINE?!? (my own, my precious........)

IT'S MY RING AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO, CRY IF I WANT TO, CRY IF I WANT TO!! YOU WOULD CRY TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOOOOOOOU!!

If only I had it back -

Suddenly, Gollum stops singing. The music ceases. Everyone stares at Gollum.
"You're a terrible singer! No, I'm not! You are terrible! No, Master likes it! Master is our friend! No, he's not! Go away and never come back! What? Go away and never come -"
The Prancing Pony Innkeeper came and dragged Gollum off the stage. Everyone, Fellowship, Elves, Saruon, the Naz - Gul ~ everybody cheers.
Poor Gollum. He's no Elvis.