A/N: AHHHHHHH! I am so SORRY! I haven't uploaded anything in months. I haven't been on writer's block or anything, but I've been working on a few original projects and I've been neglecting my fanfiction. :( Sorry! But I promise, I WILL be updating more often. I DO have a potential job lined up... and I have started sophmore year at school, but even if it's only on weekends, I'll get SOMETHING up. Anyway, thanks for not sporking me yet. Read and enjoy this short, stupid little thing, which is also based on a Shel Silverstein poem. I know it doesn't really have anything to do with making an excuse, but it's a Shel Silverstein poem, so I put it with the other. :)

Joseph smiled to himself as he walked out of his office building. It was 5 'o Clock and finally time to get home after eight hard hours of working. He held his jacket over one shoulder and his briefcase in his hand, walking down the street towards his home. He was just about to step off the sidewalk and cross the boulevard when from the sky came an odd substance that splashed on the ground in front of him. He yelped and stepped backward in disgust at the look and smell of it, looking up at the sky to see where the liquid had come from, figuring someone had thrown it out of a window. He yelped again as he was hit full force by a body that had come tumbling out the air.

Joseph groaned and sat up, blinking to clear the stars from his vision and gasped at the little boy who sat in front of him, moaning and holding his head.

"Oh my God!" The man exclaimed, crawling towards the kid and kneeling by him. "Are you okay? Where did you come from? Did you jump off of a building or something?!" He questioned, shocked.

"Oh, hey mister." The kid said, rubbing his head and running a hand through his lavender hair. "Thanks for breaking my fall. Nah, I didn't jump off a building... it was all an accident, really. See, I was walking and I..." He paused for a moment to look up at the sky before continuing. Joseph raised an eyebrow, looking up as well, before resting his gaze on the kid's face.

"Well," He began again, looking back at the man. "I tripped on my shoelace and I fell up--

Up to the roof tops,

Up over the town,

Up past the tree tops,

Up over the mountains,

Up where the colors

Blend into the sounds.

But it got me so dizzy,

When I looked around,

I got sick to my stomach,

And I threw down."

The boy stood up and patted the dust off his shirt. "Well, thanks again for the help, mister." He said before running off down the street.

Joseph stared at the kid until he turned a corner, and stood up from the ground. He was shocked... first from nearly being hit by some weird liquid, and then being hit by a BOY... "Wait..." Joseph said to himself, whipping around to look at the vile-smelling puddle on the street. "Oh my... eewww!!"

Down the block and around the corner, near the city school...

Trunks laughed as he skipped past the playground, glad to have gotten away from his mother while shopping. He grinned and spun around, stepping on his untied shoelace and flying forward into the sky...

END

So...? Still wanna spork me? Probably, but I swear I'll get around to updating again! And good stuff too! I have a major fic in the works!

Okay, so S'ankyuu to those who reviewed... oh so long ago.. :

Vegesa: SSJ Jedi Knight(*singson* I made ya laaaugh, I made ya laaaugh!), Mizuwari1986(*grins and bows* Marvelous? Why thank ya!), Lady-Indis(Weird but cute? That's what I was aiming for! ^^), Crimson Kasumi(It WAS short, but I'm glad you liked. This was short too, but eh. I might even do another. :D), soyamiso(O.O Wow... I always loved your stuff! ^^ I'm glad you liked the first chapter! *grins* I've made Momma Goose proud. Stop staring, Grimm!), Chrystaline(^^Glad ya liked, Chrys! Hehe, the last lines were popular. Very Vegeta-esque, I suppose. :D), Jade(Glad you liked it! ^^ Foot, hand, face, seat.. hehe), Princess Shinra(Funny? Thank ya! ^^ I actually did do another chapter. Granted, it was five months later, but I still did!), Dazcha Vegeta-Briefs(WAI! Fanfic of the Week? Aww, thank you! I'm so flattered! ^^), Aoi Jade(^^ Thank ya dahlink! Glad it made ya laugh, hehe), Kayfig(Poor Vegeta! ^^ I was nice to him this time. Now we can all say, Poor Joseph!), FrEaKyMe(*cackles* I made more, I made more! Bwahaha! *cough* Uh, anyway, glad you liked it! ^^;), Mira Morgan(*grins* That's the boys for ya, hun. Trunks and Goten WOULD do something like that, wouldn't they? :P And poor Vegeta, just walks away from it all. ^^ Glad ya liked!), Gosen the Saiya-jin(Hehe, the ending really was popular with everyone. ^^ Sounds like a good idea... I think I will check some of your fics out. Thanks for reviewing!), And finally, Delphie(You'd expect Vegeta to believe it? Oh come now, he's not that dense! :P Thanks for reviewing!)

Woo... that's all of ya. Until next time...

Sayonara Minna-San!

T-Sama~