disclaimer:blah blah you know this...we love ff8 though..yesss...wee loooove them...though dont own

Selphie woke on her bed of assorted pine needles(/twigs/rocks/beaver...errr what?) to the sounds of Seifer speaking. She turned her head towards the sounds of his voice.

"S-seifer wha-wha-whats going on?" Selphie tried to stifle a yawn.

"Uhh heh heh...umm why don't you just uh go back to sleep Selphie, huh?"

"What? What do you mean go back to sleep? What's going on?" She slowly rose from her makeshift bed walking towards a sitting Seifer, hands primly folded in his..err...lap. A curious expression on her face.

"I'm making you...uh...a present! Yeah a...present."

"Oh...what kind of present?"

"Uh...a...very hard one...I mean I mean! Imm...something you cant see till morning?"

"Why cant I see it till morning?"

"Selphie please! Just-just go!!!"

Selphie bows her head and pokes her toes in the dirt slighly mumbling, "I just wanted to see. I was just wondering..."

Blushing furiously, "Well...if you really want to see it...I guess...hey Selphie what are you doing??" Selphie was standing at the front of the cave poking some old man, "Hey whos this guy Seify?"

"Don't call me Seify! And what 'guy'?"

"This one WHOAAAAA!!!" The old man suddenly stirred and stared at Selphie, whos in turn jumped back turmbling into Seifer's lap, who was now blushing a color that would make a tomato proud and trying vainly to get Selphie off him.

"Selphie get up! GET UP!!"

Ignoring his pleas, "Heyyy what's this thing in your lap?"

"NO Selphie don't!!"

"You are perfect! PERFECT!" The creepy old man interuppted them, with a series of strange noises following his every word. The two both look at the man curiously, Selphie a little more afraid then curious, "What do mean 'perfect?", she mumbled, "Are you going to..eat us or something?"

"Well, there will be some 'eating', but not by me...." At this Seifer yelped.

"What-what do you mean eating? What are you guys going to eat?" Selphie asked curiously, no longer taking this man as a threat.



"Well, you see, Seifer here has been thinking-" The old man began, only to be cut off by Seifer screaming 'NOOOOO!!!' and covering Selphie's ears, exposing his 'flag pole' in the process(c'mon you guys had to have found out by now...sheesh isolated freaks.).

"Seifer...?" Selphie was blushing violently now. All Seifer could manage was a, "Don't look....please? Eh heh."

"Wow...it's so...big"

"AHHHH! SELPHIE!!"

"What? I'm just telling the truth..." Selphie gave a little bounce in her step(see by now she'd gotton off him)and swung her hips back and forth, "so...who caused this?"

"You wouldn't want to know."

"Precisely why I'm here!" Interupted the old man(he does a lot of that), "By the power invested in me by the great Lockey Spirit! I pronounce you....switched!" This was followed by a series of complicated hand motions, sending energy flying at the two knocking them out. The old man gave an insane giggle and left thinking, 'they're perrrrfect! heheheh...and if she hadn't been with him...well...heheh....'(you get it...hahahaha)

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dum dum dummmm! what will happen to ourerrr semi antagonist heros next? we shall mwuahahahahah sorry about this chapter, it was a little..different then the others...eheh.