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"mmmmm" Seifer slowly raised his head from it previous position on his chest....which happened to be kinda soft....'hmm that's strange....soft'. He unzips his yellow top, 'yellow top? when'd I get one of those? Wait...'

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In nearby trees birds take flight. (He screamed...heheh get it? yes gooooood...)

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"Wah! Seifer what was that for??" Selphie looks up, "wait...you're not Seifer, you're-you're me! What's going on??"

"I'm guessing we switched bodies" Seifer in Selphie's body said in a sarcastic tone.

"Uh Seifer...what are you doing to me?" Ignoring his previous comment to look at Seifer with his hand down Selphie's/his dress.

"What doing? Doing what?"

"y'know...most women..er...men...uh something don't normally have their hands down their tops...."

"What? oh! OH! Yes yes, er I was just...you know...checking out the...eh heh" He stopped at seeing her face.

"Well...well if you get to do it, I get to too!" Selphie began unbuttoning it's pants.

"What? no!!"

"What's wrong, are you small?"

"Hell no!!"

"Then why are you so spazzy about it?"

"Spazzy? Look who's talking!"

"Ooooooh look!" Selphie had her hand in her opened pants.

"Hey! Be careful with Little Seifer...."

"Little? That's not the word I'd use..."

"Why thank you" He grinned.

"That's not supposed to be a compliment..."

"What do you mean? Wouldn't you rather a big one then a small one?"

"It's not the size of your 'kendo sword' it's how you use it..."

"...where do you learn this stuff Selphie?"

"Well you know..."She mumbled off.

"Uhh okay..." Just then a large white duck flew into the presence of the two confused teens.

"I have been sent to give you a message"Said the duck, taking Selphie (in Seifer's body) by surprise making her 'eek!'

"Stop that, you make me sound gay!"

"It's not every day you listen to a duck talk, ya know..."

"Ahem!" The duck cleared it's throat...thing, "Do you two wish to break this...curse?"

"YES!!!" They both said unision.

"Well then you must...uh...well here I'll tell you." The ducked half waddled half walked towards the body of Selphie which imprisoned Seifer. He whispered something into his...um..her ear and disappeared after the second loud scream.



"What? What'd he say?"

"Umm...well he said...you know..." Seifer mumbled off turning away.

"What? What? Tell me! I don't like being manly..I feel hairy..."

"You're pathetic..."

"Oh well, tell me!"

"He said...."

"Yes?"

"He said..."

"YES?"

"He said...."

"WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY??"

"WE NEED TO HAVE SEX SELPHIE!!"

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hahahaha i love my twisted stories, with the help of my rabbit *quack* err yes...well touche! what? that didnt make much sense...err okay, well review my little slaves..MWUAHAHAHAHAH!

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