HK-47

Exclamation: My master has returned! I am united with her at last!

Statement: Unfortunately, Dark Lady Revan tells me she suffered irreparable damage in her fight with the Jedi, and underwent a memory wipe and designation change. Hence, her new programming as a quote "light sider." She demonstrates a sad tendency towards mercy and an aversion to destruction. Indeed, the memory wipe and reprogramming by the Jedi council was profound and most horrifying.

Opinion: I had not believed a meatbag could endure such an indignity. Seeira Jast (former designation Revan) seems amused when I tell her what was done to her and that she should exact a toll on those who would do such a thing. I have made several suggestions as to methods and means to do so, but it only serves to make her laugh.

Query: How is it that she is not furious? It was only a restraining bolt that prevented me from snapping the neck of the incompetent owner of the Tattooine droid shop. I see no restraining bolt on my master. What controls her?

Statement: She responds with further amusement, and explains she actually prefers these new instructions to her old ones. She calls her old programming uncomfortable and self-destructive, and seems glad to have had the reprogramming. Strangely enough, she is willing to leave most of my programming alone for the time being, even though she leaves many of my more destructive functions inactive.

Admission: I...appreciate the respect, though I fail to understand it. Seeira Jast is completely opposite of Revan aside from this. Not every droid is as lucky as I am. I still get to have the pleasure of destroying any meatbag who wishes her harm, after all.

Conclusion: Revan or Seeira, she is still my master, despite the changes in programming. I will treat her accordingly.