Toki: YAY! CHAPTER ONE! Like the new

layout? It feels better this way.

In this chapter we will meet the first author

to review, who also asked to make an

appearance. I have her profile below! I'll

still accept other volunteers if you still want

to help me out. I need a few more. I'm hoping

one or two authors will show up per chapter.

My favorites will be in more than one chapter.

The boys of YuGiOh seem to be in deep

trouble. Will they be able to handle living

with screwup witches, baby chickens, and

a baby that can pull monsters out of the

shadow realm and into the "real" world?

They better hope so, as Kanae and Tsubasa

claim that Miho and friends may be their only

way home...

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Author Name: Unmei Morta

Age: 14

Appearance: straight silver hair that reached

her hips, red eyes, white as snow skin, she

wears a red tee, a black mini skirt, red boots,

and a black cape

Personaltiy: headstrong, short-tempered,

gets consumed in things easily, and is

very protective of people she cares about.

Pen name: Evil Vampire Princess Miyu

Relationship to Toki: This poor girl made

the mistake of reviewing one of Toki's

ficcies, and has been on Toki's good side

ever since. Since she has a thing for pink

bunnies and blue hamsters Toki decided that

chaos inducing rainbow chicks were right up

her ally!

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Just a warning: this ficcy WILL contain

YxY, BxR, and SxJ yaoi, as well some

OCxOC yuri. You have been warned.

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Disclaimer: I STILL do NOT own YuGiOh.

I own some cards, but my kid brother stole

the good ones... I wish I owned Bakura.

He's hot. All white haired evil dudes DRIP

hotness.

I do, however, own Pichan Catcher

Miho-chan, the (non-existent) plot of this

story, and the idea of the Dark Magician's

Magical Bunny Boxer Shorts (Which WILL

be mentioned at some time. I hope!).

If you used the PCM characters without

crediting me I'd be mad, so I thought I ought

to credit the owners of YuGiOh. Takahashi

Kazuki and the people who make the TV

show own it.

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Pichan Catcher... Yuugi-chan?

- Chapter 1 : Who are These People!?

By Tokichan

"No thanks, Suka. You go ahead,

"She said as the two goddesses left the room.

Then she pulled out her address book and

smiled. Who to invite? Lys? No, she hadn't

heard from her first fanfic pal for a

LONG time... was she even still on fanfiction.net

or had she moved to mediaminer..? Toki made

a mental note to join mediaminer sometime. JP

was also not on much anymore... besides, the

guy was a little bland for this kinda work. Aya

was busy with homework, Sarah was at ice

skating, and Chris was anti-YuGiOh (not to

mention a bastard for dumping her in such an

immature way. Hey, a girl's allowed to hold a

grudge, even if she DID want to dump him too).

That left her favorite reviewers and authors she

had wanted to contact.

She looked down her list of options

and randomly selected a name. Unmei Morta!

The pink bunny blue hamster girl! Perfect choice!

She pulled out her fancy Japanese cell phone

and dialed her number.

"Hey Morta! Remember me? Yeah,

the psychotic freak, that's right. Listen up; I need

some help on my latest project. NO, it doesn't

need to be attacked by pink rabbits! Just listen..."

----

"What do you mean, 'what's Duel

Monsters'? Everyone knows duel monsters!

Shinjuku even had a huge convention for it awhile

back!" Kaiba insisted, and then blinked, "Wait a

minute...Have you heard of Kaibacorp? It has an

office around here."

"Kaiba-what? You're not making any

sense, dragon boy!" Haruka snapped. Kaiba

sweatdropped. A little KID was lecturing him!

She couldn't be older than thirteen years old!

Mokuba seemed to find the whole thing rather

funny.

"They don't know about Kaibacorp

because you're in the wrong dimension, boys.

You come from the one hundred and eighty ninth

world. This is the first world. You went back one

hundred and eighty eight dimensions." A bored

voice interjected. The grop spun to find themselves

face to face with a girl that looked a whole lot like

Kanako, but slightly more evil. She was holding

sometrain passes, which she gave to Haruka,

Miho, and Kanako.

"How do you know all these things, Kanae?"

Kanako asked, slightly stunned at her dark side's

knowledge. The black-haired thief from the third

world merely smirked and took Piyoko from Miho's

arms.

"I like to read manga. Plus the show's

on Wednesday at seven o'clock. Mizuki and Kaki

watch it and collect the cards, remember? It has

that 'Dark Magician Slut' that the boys at school

put on the 'hottest anime chicks' list." Kanae

explained. Miho blinked.

"Isn't it Dark Magician GIRL? I saw her

in a page of Mizuki's manga. YuGiOh or something..."

She pondered. Mokuba blinked and dug through his

bag before surfacing with his own manga.

"That's why you look so familiar! You're

from 'Pichan Catcher Miho-chan'! I know you! You're

Fujisaki Miho, Sakamoto Kanako, Kohaku Haruka,

Kaitou Kanae, and the baby is Piyoko-chan! I love

this story! It's pretty good for Shoujo! Say, where

are the pichans? Did you leave them at home?"

Mokuba asked while all of the other boys looked

at him as if he had grown a second head. Kanae

sighed.

"Let's introduce ourselves inside that

Mos Burger. I'll even buy you melon sodas (AN: I

LOVE MELON SODAS! And Mos Burger is a real

Japanese burger chain...)." Kanae offered. Haruka

blinked and looked in her pocket. Upon noticing that

she was lacking a wallet she glared at Kanae.

"Don't you mean I'LL be buying the

melon sodas, Kanae?" Haruka asked. Kanae

laughed.

"Of course not, Haruka! MIHO is buying

the sodas! YOU bought the train passes!" She

explained. Haruka nearly passed out.

"Those cost over one hundred dollars

each! Mom is going to KILL me when she sees

my account!" She exclaimed. Bakura smiled. He

might just be able to get along with this girl! They

seemed to have a lot in common! Why, maybe

they could go out on a crime spree tonight! Might

as well make the best of a trip across dimensions!

Ryou gave Bakura a 'don't you dare' look. This was

going to be a LOOOOONG trip.

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"So you're telling me to come over and

help you write this fic? Or are you asking me to

sic the pink bunnies on Suka?" Morta asked. The

voice on the other end of the phone was quick to

reply

"Leave your rabbits out of this, Morta!

Just get over here right now! Oh! I gotta go! Suka

just re-entered the room." Toki said as the sound

of yelling filled the background, "Byebye..."

"Sure... Bye Toki. I'll be right over. And

are you SURE that my pink bunnies can't come?"

Morta asked.

"POSITIVE! Remember last time?

Tomoko thought that they were 'so cute' and

nearly killed them all with bear hugs? Do you

really want to risk that AGAIN?" Toki yelled.

Morta paused for a second.

"You're right. Bye!" She quickly

answered. Best not to risk the chance of an

attack from an insane light goddess.

"Bye!"

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"So we're a manga too? Who would

have guessed... Gods what MORON drew this!?

We look like we just popped out of Ojamajo Doremi!

And what's with the title!? Why not Pichan Catcher

HARUKA-chan?" Haruka whined between sips of

her melon soda. Mokuba sweatdropped and looked

up from his cup of Calpis (an ewwy milk-like soda in

Japan that kids really seem to love. I figured it was

a Mokubatype thing), attempting not to laugh.

"Look at this! This manga does me NO

justice! It makes me look insane and cruel the whole

time! And Ryou looks stoned!" Bakura complained,

reading an issue of Shonen Jump that he'd

"borrowed" from a magazine stand. Yami looked

over his shoulder.

"Wow! It has information on my past!

Let me see!" Yami insisted. Bakura closed the

manga quickly and glared at the Pharoah.

"Steal your OWN copy, loser! THIS

one's mine!" He snapped. Everyone else at the

table sweatdropped.

"It's like how Kanae and Ahiru

behave..." Kanako mused. Kanae fumed.

"I'm not that bad! Don't compare

me to those two freaks!" She argued. Just

then Miho's cell phone started to ring the tune

of a random SMAP song.

"Oh! It looks like Aiko's calling!

The test must be over!" She chirped before

answering the phone, "Hello? Hi Aiko-senpai!

How did the kiddo's do on their test? ... WHAT!?

That explains a LOT. Kanako's family sure is

big on opening dimensional portholes... Yeah,

they're here with us at the Mos Burger outside

the station. You know, the one that Sumomo

nearly leveled on her Kuroi (Black) day... Okay,

we'll wait here! Bye!"

The group looked at Miho as she hung

up her phone and smiled.

"Aiko and the kids are on their way here.

Oh, and Kanako? Kaki was the one that opened the

rift that sent our cosplaying buddies here." Miho

explained. Kanako looked ready to have a heart

attack.

"I SWEAR she isn't my sister! Mom

MUST have made a mistake!" She groaned.

Mokuba blinked.

"But aren't YOU the one that sent nine

magical chicken eggs to various locations here in

Shinjuku through a simalar accident?" Mokuba

asked. The other YuGiOh guys nodded. That's

what it seemed like from what THEY had heard.

Kanako sweatdropped.

"That was Kanae's fault. She only put

me in control last minute. I would never do something

like that!" She insisted. Nobody seemed to believe

her. Most likely due to the fact that she did have a

bad habit of opening dimensional portholes at odd

times.

Just then the door opened and Aiko entered,

carrying a grumpy looking Kaki and being followed by

an exited looking Mizuki.

"It's the cast of YuGiOh! YAY! YuGiOh is

the best show ever! And the card game is really fun!

I have LOTS of cards! You all have to come to my

house and see!" The happy child insisted. The other

witches sweatdropped. This was going to be a long

night... but it really wasn't their choice. The Mahojo

Mansion DID technically belong to Mizuki's family.

"Sure kid. We accept your offer. Just tell

me one thing... Who's your favorate duelist?" Seto

asked. Surely this kid had enough common sense

to choose him.

"Hmm... I'd have to say Mahaado. He kicks

ass, right Kaki?" The girl said. The smaller girl nodded

from her place in Aiko's arms.

"Yeah. When it comes to cool, Mahaado

wins by a long shot." The small chils answered. Seto

sweatdropped. He was beaten in popularity by a

priest that got sealed into a card by BAKURA? Could

his life get any worse?

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THESE...

THESE... -CHILDREN- ARE OUR ONLY WAY

HOME!?" Seto exclaimed, earning glares from the

preteen witches and his more polite friends.

"Kanae means EXACTLY what she said.

If you want to get home you must wait for the girls to

pass their next three tests. Then they can open a

porthole to your dimension and you'll be free to leave."

An annoyed Tsubasa explained from his perch atop

the railing of a balcony in the main hall of Mahojo

Mansion. Piyoko giggled and waved to him.

The boys all sighed. It looked loke they

had quite the stay before them. Not only were they

missing their convention, but Mizuki had decided that

she was in love with Mokuba (and hadn't let go of

him since) and they were in a house that was just

crawling with colorful chicks. And Ryou had

discovered that he was allergic to the cute little

birds. But the boys didn't know exactly how bad

it would get, for meanwhile, many dimensions over,

a silver haired fourteen year old was knocking on

the door of the Goddess of Chaos...

...And the Goddess of Destruction was

arriving home from her nightly date in a VERY bad

mood.

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Toki: Ooooooh. It looks like Sera will be making

an appearance! My destructive alter-ego is worse

than Maliku...

Maliku: HEY!

Toki: Sorry Mal. It's true. I really pity the cast of

YuGiOh. It normally takes the girls a long time to

pass their exams. Anyway, I would like to request

that you all leave a review, even if you don't want

to be in the fic. Hearing from you really makes me

happy!

And remember, I still need a couple more volunteers!

If you're intrested please leave your info ALONG

with a review.

NEXT TIME: Can the YuGiOh boys

help get the ditzy Miho and clueless

Kanako ready for their latest magic

exam...? But that's not the greatest

problem our heros face!!! Piyoko is

pulling monsters out of their cards!

Is it DRAGON Catcher Miho-chan

now? And what do you do with two

VERY confused Dark Magicians?

Bringing them in to show and tell at

pre-school is Kaki's choice!

Plus Sera joins Toki and Morta on

their mission to create chaos and

destruction.

There's only one way to know if

they'll survive! R&R!