Toki: YAY! CHAPTER ONE! Like the new
layout? It feels better this way.
In this chapter we will meet the first author
to review, who also asked to make an
appearance. I have her profile below! I'll
still accept other volunteers if you still want
to help me out. I need a few more. I'm hoping
one or two authors will show up per chapter.
My favorites will be in more than one chapter.
The boys of YuGiOh seem to be in deep
trouble. Will they be able to handle living
with screwup witches, baby chickens, and
a baby that can pull monsters out of the
shadow realm and into the "real" world?
They better hope so, as Kanae and Tsubasa
claim that Miho and friends may be their only
way home...
-
Author Name: Unmei Morta
Age: 14
Appearance: straight silver hair that reached
her hips, red eyes, white as snow skin, she
wears a red tee, a black mini skirt, red boots,
and a black cape
Personaltiy: headstrong, short-tempered,
gets consumed in things easily, and is
very protective of people she cares about.
Pen name: Evil Vampire Princess Miyu
Relationship to Toki: This poor girl made
the mistake of reviewing one of Toki's
ficcies, and has been on Toki's good side
ever since. Since she has a thing for pink
bunnies and blue hamsters Toki decided that
chaos inducing rainbow chicks were right up
her ally!
-
Just a warning: this ficcy WILL contain
YxY, BxR, and SxJ yaoi, as well some
OCxOC yuri. You have been warned.
-
Disclaimer: I STILL do NOT own YuGiOh.
I own some cards, but my kid brother stole
the good ones... I wish I owned Bakura.
He's hot. All white haired evil dudes DRIP
hotness.
I do, however, own Pichan Catcher
Miho-chan, the (non-existent) plot of this
story, and the idea of the Dark Magician's
Magical Bunny Boxer Shorts (Which WILL
be mentioned at some time. I hope!).
If you used the PCM characters without
crediting me I'd be mad, so I thought I ought
to credit the owners of YuGiOh. Takahashi
Kazuki and the people who make the TV
show own it.
------------------------------------------
Pichan Catcher... Yuugi-chan?
- Chapter 1 : Who are These People!?
By Tokichan
"No thanks, Suka. You go ahead,
"She said as the two goddesses left the room.
Then she pulled out her address book and
smiled. Who to invite? Lys? No, she hadn't
heard from her first fanfic pal for a
LONG time... was she even still on fanfiction.net
or had she moved to mediaminer..? Toki made
a mental note to join mediaminer sometime. JP
was also not on much anymore... besides, the
guy was a little bland for this kinda work. Aya
was busy with homework, Sarah was at ice
skating, and Chris was anti-YuGiOh (not to
mention a bastard for dumping her in such an
immature way. Hey, a girl's allowed to hold a
grudge, even if she DID want to dump him too).
That left her favorite reviewers and authors she
had wanted to contact.
She looked down her list of options
and randomly selected a name. Unmei Morta!
The pink bunny blue hamster girl! Perfect choice!
She pulled out her fancy Japanese cell phone
and dialed her number.
"Hey Morta! Remember me? Yeah,
the psychotic freak, that's right. Listen up; I need
some help on my latest project. NO, it doesn't
need to be attacked by pink rabbits! Just listen..."
----
"What do you mean, 'what's Duel
Monsters'? Everyone knows duel monsters!
Shinjuku even had a huge convention for it awhile
back!" Kaiba insisted, and then blinked, "Wait a
minute...Have you heard of Kaibacorp? It has an
office around here."
"Kaiba-what? You're not making any
sense, dragon boy!" Haruka snapped. Kaiba
sweatdropped. A little KID was lecturing him!
She couldn't be older than thirteen years old!
Mokuba seemed to find the whole thing rather
funny.
"They don't know about Kaibacorp
because you're in the wrong dimension, boys.
You come from the one hundred and eighty ninth
world. This is the first world. You went back one
hundred and eighty eight dimensions." A bored
voice interjected. The grop spun to find themselves
face to face with a girl that looked a whole lot like
Kanako, but slightly more evil. She was holding
sometrain passes, which she gave to Haruka,
Miho, and Kanako.
"How do you know all these things, Kanae?"
Kanako asked, slightly stunned at her dark side's
knowledge. The black-haired thief from the third
world merely smirked and took Piyoko from Miho's
arms.
"I like to read manga. Plus the show's
on Wednesday at seven o'clock. Mizuki and Kaki
watch it and collect the cards, remember? It has
that 'Dark Magician Slut' that the boys at school
put on the 'hottest anime chicks' list." Kanae
explained. Miho blinked.
"Isn't it Dark Magician GIRL? I saw her
in a page of Mizuki's manga. YuGiOh or something..."
She pondered. Mokuba blinked and dug through his
bag before surfacing with his own manga.
"That's why you look so familiar! You're
from 'Pichan Catcher Miho-chan'! I know you! You're
Fujisaki Miho, Sakamoto Kanako, Kohaku Haruka,
Kaitou Kanae, and the baby is Piyoko-chan! I love
this story! It's pretty good for Shoujo! Say, where
are the pichans? Did you leave them at home?"
Mokuba asked while all of the other boys looked
at him as if he had grown a second head. Kanae
sighed.
"Let's introduce ourselves inside that
Mos Burger. I'll even buy you melon sodas (AN: I
LOVE MELON SODAS! And Mos Burger is a real
Japanese burger chain...)." Kanae offered. Haruka
blinked and looked in her pocket. Upon noticing that
she was lacking a wallet she glared at Kanae.
"Don't you mean I'LL be buying the
melon sodas, Kanae?" Haruka asked. Kanae
laughed.
"Of course not, Haruka! MIHO is buying
the sodas! YOU bought the train passes!" She
explained. Haruka nearly passed out.
"Those cost over one hundred dollars
each! Mom is going to KILL me when she sees
my account!" She exclaimed. Bakura smiled. He
might just be able to get along with this girl! They
seemed to have a lot in common! Why, maybe
they could go out on a crime spree tonight! Might
as well make the best of a trip across dimensions!
Ryou gave Bakura a 'don't you dare' look. This was
going to be a LOOOOONG trip.
----
"So you're telling me to come over and
help you write this fic? Or are you asking me to
sic the pink bunnies on Suka?" Morta asked. The
voice on the other end of the phone was quick to
reply
"Leave your rabbits out of this, Morta!
Just get over here right now! Oh! I gotta go! Suka
just re-entered the room." Toki said as the sound
of yelling filled the background, "Byebye..."
"Sure... Bye Toki. I'll be right over. And
are you SURE that my pink bunnies can't come?"
Morta asked.
"POSITIVE! Remember last time?
Tomoko thought that they were 'so cute' and
nearly killed them all with bear hugs? Do you
really want to risk that AGAIN?" Toki yelled.
Morta paused for a second.
"You're right. Bye!" She quickly
answered. Best not to risk the chance of an
attack from an insane light goddess.
"Bye!"
----
"So we're a manga too? Who would
have guessed... Gods what MORON drew this!?
We look like we just popped out of Ojamajo Doremi!
And what's with the title!? Why not Pichan Catcher
HARUKA-chan?" Haruka whined between sips of
her melon soda. Mokuba sweatdropped and looked
up from his cup of Calpis (an ewwy milk-like soda in
Japan that kids really seem to love. I figured it was
a Mokubatype thing), attempting not to laugh.
"Look at this! This manga does me NO
justice! It makes me look insane and cruel the whole
time! And Ryou looks stoned!" Bakura complained,
reading an issue of Shonen Jump that he'd
"borrowed" from a magazine stand. Yami looked
over his shoulder.
"Wow! It has information on my past!
Let me see!" Yami insisted. Bakura closed the
manga quickly and glared at the Pharoah.
"Steal your OWN copy, loser! THIS
one's mine!" He snapped. Everyone else at the
table sweatdropped.
"It's like how Kanae and Ahiru
behave..." Kanako mused. Kanae fumed.
"I'm not that bad! Don't compare
me to those two freaks!" She argued. Just
then Miho's cell phone started to ring the tune
of a random SMAP song.
"Oh! It looks like Aiko's calling!
The test must be over!" She chirped before
answering the phone, "Hello? Hi Aiko-senpai!
How did the kiddo's do on their test? ... WHAT!?
That explains a LOT. Kanako's family sure is
big on opening dimensional portholes... Yeah,
they're here with us at the Mos Burger outside
the station. You know, the one that Sumomo
nearly leveled on her Kuroi (Black) day... Okay,
we'll wait here! Bye!"
The group looked at Miho as she hung
up her phone and smiled.
"Aiko and the kids are on their way here.
Oh, and Kanako? Kaki was the one that opened the
rift that sent our cosplaying buddies here." Miho
explained. Kanako looked ready to have a heart
attack.
"I SWEAR she isn't my sister! Mom
MUST have made a mistake!" She groaned.
Mokuba blinked.
"But aren't YOU the one that sent nine
magical chicken eggs to various locations here in
Shinjuku through a simalar accident?" Mokuba
asked. The other YuGiOh guys nodded. That's
what it seemed like from what THEY had heard.
Kanako sweatdropped.
"That was Kanae's fault. She only put
me in control last minute. I would never do something
like that!" She insisted. Nobody seemed to believe
her. Most likely due to the fact that she did have a
bad habit of opening dimensional portholes at odd
times.
Just then the door opened and Aiko entered,
carrying a grumpy looking Kaki and being followed by
an exited looking Mizuki.
"It's the cast of YuGiOh! YAY! YuGiOh is
the best show ever! And the card game is really fun!
I have LOTS of cards! You all have to come to my
house and see!" The happy child insisted. The other
witches sweatdropped. This was going to be a long
night... but it really wasn't their choice. The Mahojo
Mansion DID technically belong to Mizuki's family.
"Sure kid. We accept your offer. Just tell
me one thing... Who's your favorate duelist?" Seto
asked. Surely this kid had enough common sense
to choose him.
"Hmm... I'd have to say Mahaado. He kicks
ass, right Kaki?" The girl said. The smaller girl nodded
from her place in Aiko's arms.
"Yeah. When it comes to cool, Mahaado
wins by a long shot." The small chils answered. Seto
sweatdropped. He was beaten in popularity by a
priest that got sealed into a card by BAKURA? Could
his life get any worse?
----
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THESE...
THESE... -CHILDREN- ARE OUR ONLY WAY
HOME!?" Seto exclaimed, earning glares from the
preteen witches and his more polite friends.
"Kanae means EXACTLY what she said.
If you want to get home you must wait for the girls to
pass their next three tests. Then they can open a
porthole to your dimension and you'll be free to leave."
An annoyed Tsubasa explained from his perch atop
the railing of a balcony in the main hall of Mahojo
Mansion. Piyoko giggled and waved to him.
The boys all sighed. It looked loke they
had quite the stay before them. Not only were they
missing their convention, but Mizuki had decided that
she was in love with Mokuba (and hadn't let go of
him since) and they were in a house that was just
crawling with colorful chicks. And Ryou had
discovered that he was allergic to the cute little
birds. But the boys didn't know exactly how bad
it would get, for meanwhile, many dimensions over,
a silver haired fourteen year old was knocking on
the door of the Goddess of Chaos...
...And the Goddess of Destruction was
arriving home from her nightly date in a VERY bad
mood.
-----------------------------------------
Toki: Ooooooh. It looks like Sera will be making
an appearance! My destructive alter-ego is worse
than Maliku...
Maliku: HEY!
Toki: Sorry Mal. It's true. I really pity the cast of
YuGiOh. It normally takes the girls a long time to
pass their exams. Anyway, I would like to request
that you all leave a review, even if you don't want
to be in the fic. Hearing from you really makes me
happy!
And remember, I still need a couple more volunteers!
If you're intrested please leave your info ALONG
with a review.
NEXT TIME: Can the YuGiOh boys
help get the ditzy Miho and clueless
Kanako ready for their latest magic
exam...? But that's not the greatest
problem our heros face!!! Piyoko is
pulling monsters out of their cards!
Is it DRAGON Catcher Miho-chan
now? And what do you do with two
VERY confused Dark Magicians?
Bringing them in to show and tell at
pre-school is Kaki's choice!
Plus Sera joins Toki and Morta on
their mission to create chaos and
destruction.
There's only one way to know if
they'll survive! R&R!
layout? It feels better this way.
In this chapter we will meet the first author
to review, who also asked to make an
appearance. I have her profile below! I'll
still accept other volunteers if you still want
to help me out. I need a few more. I'm hoping
one or two authors will show up per chapter.
My favorites will be in more than one chapter.
The boys of YuGiOh seem to be in deep
trouble. Will they be able to handle living
with screwup witches, baby chickens, and
a baby that can pull monsters out of the
shadow realm and into the "real" world?
They better hope so, as Kanae and Tsubasa
claim that Miho and friends may be their only
way home...
-
Author Name: Unmei Morta
Age: 14
Appearance: straight silver hair that reached
her hips, red eyes, white as snow skin, she
wears a red tee, a black mini skirt, red boots,
and a black cape
Personaltiy: headstrong, short-tempered,
gets consumed in things easily, and is
very protective of people she cares about.
Pen name: Evil Vampire Princess Miyu
Relationship to Toki: This poor girl made
the mistake of reviewing one of Toki's
ficcies, and has been on Toki's good side
ever since. Since she has a thing for pink
bunnies and blue hamsters Toki decided that
chaos inducing rainbow chicks were right up
her ally!
-
Just a warning: this ficcy WILL contain
YxY, BxR, and SxJ yaoi, as well some
OCxOC yuri. You have been warned.
-
Disclaimer: I STILL do NOT own YuGiOh.
I own some cards, but my kid brother stole
the good ones... I wish I owned Bakura.
He's hot. All white haired evil dudes DRIP
hotness.
I do, however, own Pichan Catcher
Miho-chan, the (non-existent) plot of this
story, and the idea of the Dark Magician's
Magical Bunny Boxer Shorts (Which WILL
be mentioned at some time. I hope!).
If you used the PCM characters without
crediting me I'd be mad, so I thought I ought
to credit the owners of YuGiOh. Takahashi
Kazuki and the people who make the TV
show own it.
------------------------------------------
Pichan Catcher... Yuugi-chan?
- Chapter 1 : Who are These People!?
By Tokichan
"No thanks, Suka. You go ahead,
"She said as the two goddesses left the room.
Then she pulled out her address book and
smiled. Who to invite? Lys? No, she hadn't
heard from her first fanfic pal for a
LONG time... was she even still on fanfiction.net
or had she moved to mediaminer..? Toki made
a mental note to join mediaminer sometime. JP
was also not on much anymore... besides, the
guy was a little bland for this kinda work. Aya
was busy with homework, Sarah was at ice
skating, and Chris was anti-YuGiOh (not to
mention a bastard for dumping her in such an
immature way. Hey, a girl's allowed to hold a
grudge, even if she DID want to dump him too).
That left her favorite reviewers and authors she
had wanted to contact.
She looked down her list of options
and randomly selected a name. Unmei Morta!
The pink bunny blue hamster girl! Perfect choice!
She pulled out her fancy Japanese cell phone
and dialed her number.
"Hey Morta! Remember me? Yeah,
the psychotic freak, that's right. Listen up; I need
some help on my latest project. NO, it doesn't
need to be attacked by pink rabbits! Just listen..."
----
"What do you mean, 'what's Duel
Monsters'? Everyone knows duel monsters!
Shinjuku even had a huge convention for it awhile
back!" Kaiba insisted, and then blinked, "Wait a
minute...Have you heard of Kaibacorp? It has an
office around here."
"Kaiba-what? You're not making any
sense, dragon boy!" Haruka snapped. Kaiba
sweatdropped. A little KID was lecturing him!
She couldn't be older than thirteen years old!
Mokuba seemed to find the whole thing rather
funny.
"They don't know about Kaibacorp
because you're in the wrong dimension, boys.
You come from the one hundred and eighty ninth
world. This is the first world. You went back one
hundred and eighty eight dimensions." A bored
voice interjected. The grop spun to find themselves
face to face with a girl that looked a whole lot like
Kanako, but slightly more evil. She was holding
sometrain passes, which she gave to Haruka,
Miho, and Kanako.
"How do you know all these things, Kanae?"
Kanako asked, slightly stunned at her dark side's
knowledge. The black-haired thief from the third
world merely smirked and took Piyoko from Miho's
arms.
"I like to read manga. Plus the show's
on Wednesday at seven o'clock. Mizuki and Kaki
watch it and collect the cards, remember? It has
that 'Dark Magician Slut' that the boys at school
put on the 'hottest anime chicks' list." Kanae
explained. Miho blinked.
"Isn't it Dark Magician GIRL? I saw her
in a page of Mizuki's manga. YuGiOh or something..."
She pondered. Mokuba blinked and dug through his
bag before surfacing with his own manga.
"That's why you look so familiar! You're
from 'Pichan Catcher Miho-chan'! I know you! You're
Fujisaki Miho, Sakamoto Kanako, Kohaku Haruka,
Kaitou Kanae, and the baby is Piyoko-chan! I love
this story! It's pretty good for Shoujo! Say, where
are the pichans? Did you leave them at home?"
Mokuba asked while all of the other boys looked
at him as if he had grown a second head. Kanae
sighed.
"Let's introduce ourselves inside that
Mos Burger. I'll even buy you melon sodas (AN: I
LOVE MELON SODAS! And Mos Burger is a real
Japanese burger chain...)." Kanae offered. Haruka
blinked and looked in her pocket. Upon noticing that
she was lacking a wallet she glared at Kanae.
"Don't you mean I'LL be buying the
melon sodas, Kanae?" Haruka asked. Kanae
laughed.
"Of course not, Haruka! MIHO is buying
the sodas! YOU bought the train passes!" She
explained. Haruka nearly passed out.
"Those cost over one hundred dollars
each! Mom is going to KILL me when she sees
my account!" She exclaimed. Bakura smiled. He
might just be able to get along with this girl! They
seemed to have a lot in common! Why, maybe
they could go out on a crime spree tonight! Might
as well make the best of a trip across dimensions!
Ryou gave Bakura a 'don't you dare' look. This was
going to be a LOOOOONG trip.
----
"So you're telling me to come over and
help you write this fic? Or are you asking me to
sic the pink bunnies on Suka?" Morta asked. The
voice on the other end of the phone was quick to
reply
"Leave your rabbits out of this, Morta!
Just get over here right now! Oh! I gotta go! Suka
just re-entered the room." Toki said as the sound
of yelling filled the background, "Byebye..."
"Sure... Bye Toki. I'll be right over. And
are you SURE that my pink bunnies can't come?"
Morta asked.
"POSITIVE! Remember last time?
Tomoko thought that they were 'so cute' and
nearly killed them all with bear hugs? Do you
really want to risk that AGAIN?" Toki yelled.
Morta paused for a second.
"You're right. Bye!" She quickly
answered. Best not to risk the chance of an
attack from an insane light goddess.
"Bye!"
----
"So we're a manga too? Who would
have guessed... Gods what MORON drew this!?
We look like we just popped out of Ojamajo Doremi!
And what's with the title!? Why not Pichan Catcher
HARUKA-chan?" Haruka whined between sips of
her melon soda. Mokuba sweatdropped and looked
up from his cup of Calpis (an ewwy milk-like soda in
Japan that kids really seem to love. I figured it was
a Mokubatype thing), attempting not to laugh.
"Look at this! This manga does me NO
justice! It makes me look insane and cruel the whole
time! And Ryou looks stoned!" Bakura complained,
reading an issue of Shonen Jump that he'd
"borrowed" from a magazine stand. Yami looked
over his shoulder.
"Wow! It has information on my past!
Let me see!" Yami insisted. Bakura closed the
manga quickly and glared at the Pharoah.
"Steal your OWN copy, loser! THIS
one's mine!" He snapped. Everyone else at the
table sweatdropped.
"It's like how Kanae and Ahiru
behave..." Kanako mused. Kanae fumed.
"I'm not that bad! Don't compare
me to those two freaks!" She argued. Just
then Miho's cell phone started to ring the tune
of a random SMAP song.
"Oh! It looks like Aiko's calling!
The test must be over!" She chirped before
answering the phone, "Hello? Hi Aiko-senpai!
How did the kiddo's do on their test? ... WHAT!?
That explains a LOT. Kanako's family sure is
big on opening dimensional portholes... Yeah,
they're here with us at the Mos Burger outside
the station. You know, the one that Sumomo
nearly leveled on her Kuroi (Black) day... Okay,
we'll wait here! Bye!"
The group looked at Miho as she hung
up her phone and smiled.
"Aiko and the kids are on their way here.
Oh, and Kanako? Kaki was the one that opened the
rift that sent our cosplaying buddies here." Miho
explained. Kanako looked ready to have a heart
attack.
"I SWEAR she isn't my sister! Mom
MUST have made a mistake!" She groaned.
Mokuba blinked.
"But aren't YOU the one that sent nine
magical chicken eggs to various locations here in
Shinjuku through a simalar accident?" Mokuba
asked. The other YuGiOh guys nodded. That's
what it seemed like from what THEY had heard.
Kanako sweatdropped.
"That was Kanae's fault. She only put
me in control last minute. I would never do something
like that!" She insisted. Nobody seemed to believe
her. Most likely due to the fact that she did have a
bad habit of opening dimensional portholes at odd
times.
Just then the door opened and Aiko entered,
carrying a grumpy looking Kaki and being followed by
an exited looking Mizuki.
"It's the cast of YuGiOh! YAY! YuGiOh is
the best show ever! And the card game is really fun!
I have LOTS of cards! You all have to come to my
house and see!" The happy child insisted. The other
witches sweatdropped. This was going to be a long
night... but it really wasn't their choice. The Mahojo
Mansion DID technically belong to Mizuki's family.
"Sure kid. We accept your offer. Just tell
me one thing... Who's your favorate duelist?" Seto
asked. Surely this kid had enough common sense
to choose him.
"Hmm... I'd have to say Mahaado. He kicks
ass, right Kaki?" The girl said. The smaller girl nodded
from her place in Aiko's arms.
"Yeah. When it comes to cool, Mahaado
wins by a long shot." The small chils answered. Seto
sweatdropped. He was beaten in popularity by a
priest that got sealed into a card by BAKURA? Could
his life get any worse?
----
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THESE...
THESE... -CHILDREN- ARE OUR ONLY WAY
HOME!?" Seto exclaimed, earning glares from the
preteen witches and his more polite friends.
"Kanae means EXACTLY what she said.
If you want to get home you must wait for the girls to
pass their next three tests. Then they can open a
porthole to your dimension and you'll be free to leave."
An annoyed Tsubasa explained from his perch atop
the railing of a balcony in the main hall of Mahojo
Mansion. Piyoko giggled and waved to him.
The boys all sighed. It looked loke they
had quite the stay before them. Not only were they
missing their convention, but Mizuki had decided that
she was in love with Mokuba (and hadn't let go of
him since) and they were in a house that was just
crawling with colorful chicks. And Ryou had
discovered that he was allergic to the cute little
birds. But the boys didn't know exactly how bad
it would get, for meanwhile, many dimensions over,
a silver haired fourteen year old was knocking on
the door of the Goddess of Chaos...
...And the Goddess of Destruction was
arriving home from her nightly date in a VERY bad
mood.
-----------------------------------------
Toki: Ooooooh. It looks like Sera will be making
an appearance! My destructive alter-ego is worse
than Maliku...
Maliku: HEY!
Toki: Sorry Mal. It's true. I really pity the cast of
YuGiOh. It normally takes the girls a long time to
pass their exams. Anyway, I would like to request
that you all leave a review, even if you don't want
to be in the fic. Hearing from you really makes me
happy!
And remember, I still need a couple more volunteers!
If you're intrested please leave your info ALONG
with a review.
NEXT TIME: Can the YuGiOh boys
help get the ditzy Miho and clueless
Kanako ready for their latest magic
exam...? But that's not the greatest
problem our heros face!!! Piyoko is
pulling monsters out of their cards!
Is it DRAGON Catcher Miho-chan
now? And what do you do with two
VERY confused Dark Magicians?
Bringing them in to show and tell at
pre-school is Kaki's choice!
Plus Sera joins Toki and Morta on
their mission to create chaos and
destruction.
There's only one way to know if
they'll survive! R&R!
