ALL BLOODY CONSPIRACY
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Chapter Nine
"The Xander Chapter"
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Sunnydale, California
March 2 2003 – 11:40AM
[ This Chapter has Xander POV ]
[ This Font = Xander Telling the story in the Present]
[ This Font = what Xander was thinking in the Past ]
[ "This Font" = what Xander has said in the Past ]
[ "This Font" = what someone else has said in the Past ]
God, what's that! I wake that day sleeping over a male underpants that I wasn't sure if that was mine. How can we live like that? As usually it took some minutes to condense what was happening Ok, it's Buffy's house, lower floor, and we are living here until the next apocalypse! Cool... as I am not naked and neither wearing pajamas. I can go eat something, this is not very hygienic but is very practical, sleep wearing jeans and sneakers. I stood up and walked to the kitchen.
Dawn was there... I said something like "Where's everybody!?"
"Xander you are with the same clothes for 4 days" Well she got me, I really thought that nobody would notice it, ok, let it go... everybody??
I looked around and could spot some potential sleeping. Wow man! Look that girl wearing baby-doll lingerie. Hey! This important thought about clothing was interrupted because Dawn punched my arm. Is she jealous or protecting the femininity?
"Xander go wake Buffy and Willow and Giles" Dawn ordered.
Ok, but do you think you are? Little brat! "I will call them!" I headed upstairs. I did not sleep well this night, what have happened? Who let this underpants there? I came to Giles that were sleeping the guests room Why him? So because he is so old and English, he have the rights to have his own room? "G-man wake up" Come on, Come on, door is locked, nobody at the hallway ha ha ha, I will kick the door stronger. I did it until he appeared at the door very angry.
"Where is the fire Xander?"
"Well, it is not exactly a fire, I know it is Sunday, everybody wants to oversleep but Dawn asked to gang you up because..."
"OK Xander" And he closed the door my face! He got what he deserved this time. Boss!! Coach!! How can stop the end of the word waking up at this time. I did it earlier, not so early as should everybody be but earlier. Hungry...
I came at Willow's room, that used to be Buffy's room. But now Buffy is in former Willow's that used to be Joyce's, it just need someone leaves the house for a little time the somebody else steals the big room. "Hey Will, wake" The door was slightly opened, she was sleeping hugging Kennedy, I didn't look much I moved my sight to the corridor. "Come one wake up..." nasty "...girl!"
"Xander shut up!" She took a pillow and threw it on the door closing it. Sleepyheads!! Look what I've became this morning, the crew sucker or the alarm clock.
"I am going to the leader ok!!?" I yelled Oops. A potential girl walked into the bathroom looking suspicions of me "Don't worry!" I tried to calm down her, he just closed the door. Who is this one!? How many girls are here, I keep asking it to myself, everyday come one, another one dies... Anya is sleeping in the house? I scratched my head.
Buffy's room, it is opened, look at she, cute as ever, sleeping like a princess. I shook her very smoothly. "Hey Buff, time to wake"
"No!" she refused so gracefully.
I wanted to be different, more like a harder man, she would have loved me... Hey what about Riley that was a dork and did it. What have I erred? Hey anyway I have ... done with a slayer. Go Xand-man! I always have this fact to cheer myself up.
"Buffy, darling..."
"Xander is that you...What time is it?" she covered her head with a pillow.
"Almost noon."
"Noon!? God!" she screamed jumping of the bed very worried about something. "Xander how have you all let it happen??" What? What? She turned to me "Spike and Amanda wore kidnapped!!" and after a pause "Crap!"
Buffy reached the corridor yelling like a crazy cow Wait I never had seen a crazy cow yelling, neither into a corridor but I can assure it must be very similar. Incredibly she did in a moment what I have tried to do for more than ten minutes, she woke every living soul and the house. I watched everyone getting out of their room following her downstairs.
When I got in the living room she was complaining to everybody. But she didn't know what was coming... Look at that! Duel of titans! Willow woke in a real 'bad' mood!
"No I will not do this! Who do you think I am? I can do anything, I can go outside and yell, like you, for all streets of Sunnydale, but I will do no more locating magic! I've done dozens of it this year, to locate demons with Anya, then to locate potentials, do I look like the white pages! Why don't we put a little ..." She gestured in his cute style "... little chips inside our heads, so we can be localized by satellites, or buy a cell phone to everyone too... ah..." Willow headed to the kitchen. Man, she was right, I approve his attitude, ha ha. Three people missing hmmm, Spike... so long I don't care, Andrew... whatever and Amanda ... I think she is in the bathroom, no that one is Sabrina, I will not discuss, Buffy rightly should know who is missing.
"OK, I let her behave like this, because she is around for seven years... Another manifestation like by any other of you will result in a very good black eye, OK?" The slayer stated. I should have credit too, I met the slayer before Willow, when I bump into her with the skateboard, so I should have more credit to scandal if I want, but I will just listen, I don't want to delay the meal. "Do you heard it Kennedy!?" Buffy highlighted to the rebel potential.
Blah Blah Blah, You will do that, you will do this. I tapped the English man, he would assist the discussion, because till now it wasn't making sense.
"Buffy, without the advantage of a locating spells, we can do nothing. They shal be in danger, but seems not to be a work from The First, we have to continue with the training, no stopping now that the time is coming. Let's take a day, if no one phones here I will try to find a oracle or convince Willow, but now..." and he shock his head. And we can sleep or eat now.
I felt Buffy getting disappointed. Giles is certainly feeling pleased by the occasion, he won't never believe in a soulful vampire, as much as I never trusted in Angel, he also haven't, now Spike out of the way without any enforcement was almost a gift. At least to him, the slayer was really worried.
"OK, lets go out to eat" the wet eyed slayer said in sotto voce.
"No way, nobody moves, who is the owner of this underpants and who put it in my bed!?" I had to clarify this mystery when as everyone united. Well the idiotic face in a room full of girls already said that they all were innocent, the only man there as Giles that gesture 'no' too. I will keep one eye on you, little Britain.
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To Be Continued
Next (10): Get the road Scoobies
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Chapter Nine
"The Xander Chapter"
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Sunnydale, California
March 2 2003 – 11:40AM
[ This Chapter has Xander POV ]
[ This Font = Xander Telling the story in the Present]
[ This Font = what Xander was thinking in the Past ]
[ "This Font" = what Xander has said in the Past ]
[ "This Font" = what someone else has said in the Past ]
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To Be Continued
Next (10): Get the road Scoobies
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