Lily's Devils
Chapter One: A Teaful Morning.
By: Golden Silk
Spoilers: Naahhh.. This fic is AU after all.
Summary: Much like Charlie's Angels, aside from the change of gender and
magic-theme. Featuring the Marauders and Lily. Eventual J/L, and maybe
some RL/SB!
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"SIRIUS!! YOU GREAT BIG GIT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR?" enraged a rather loud voice throughout the apartment. Remus Lupin, who was cooking ham and eggs for breakfast, winced as heard the thunderous roar of his friend and partner, James Potter. The kitchen door slammed, and the accused member, Sirius Black, raced through the kitchen, trying to avoid various spells being cast upon him.
"NOT THE CHINA!!" Remus screamed, seeing a stray spell hit the teapot on the kitchen counter, shattering it to pieces making glass and tea fly everywhere. Muttering a spell, the teapot was fixed, but the tea was still on the floor. Tea is actually quite slippery when it's on a kitchen tiled floor. Sirius, who was running barefoot wasn't able to see the tea and slipped on the tea, crashing into Remus, who was trying to get a mop from the closet. As you should know, the end result is a tangled heap of Remus and Sirius, and an enraged James entering the door.
"Sirius, get off me!" Remus yelled into Sirius' ear, and Sirius quickly stood up, getting off his friend, but slipped again on the tea on the floor. And once again, Sirius crashed into Remus, who was continuously yelling at him.
Didn't forget James did you? Well, James seeing the crumpled heap of his friends on the floor didn't know whether to laugh, or to throttle Sirius. As you probably figured it out now, James hair wasn't as it usually was. His once unruly black hair was now a vivid green, and was slicked back with. glue?
Choosing the first option, James began cracking up seeing an enraged Remus pushing Sirius off of him. When Remus finally managed to get Sirius off of him, he stood up, and took one good look at James, and began to laugh also. Sirius, not wanting to be left out, joined his laughing friends. His laughter ceased when a jet of orange light hit him in the chest, causing him to go flying back, breaking the cups on the table.
"MY TEACUPS!!! THOSE COST A FORTUNE!" Remus yelled at both Sirius and James, taking no pity when he saw a soaked Sirius drenched in tea.
Needless to say, breakfast was a catastrophe.
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"Awww, I said I was sorry didn't I James?" Sirius asked with large puppy- dog eyes.
The trio was cleaned up from the earlier incident, but James hair still had a green tint, and if you managed to get a whiff of Sirius, you would smell Grey Tea. James, who had showered all morning to get the glue off his hair, was ignoring Sirius, and was flipping through the latest Quidditch magazine. Sirius was still attempting to apologize to James, and Remus was calculating the price of the broken china in his head. They were all sitting in a large red and gold couch, in a room that was also decorated in red and gold. In front of them was a large fireplace, and at the stroke of 11:11 AM, a misty face appeared in the fire. (Why 11:11? I have no idea) A voice broke throughout the room, ending Sirius' chatter.
"Good Morning Devils!" the voice said, obviously very cheerful.
"G'Morning Lily!" the trio chirped.
"I trust your morning was excellent?" the voice in the fire asked.
"Oh the usual! James woke up with Slytherin hair!" Sirius said to the voice, earning a chuckle from Lily, who was the voice in the fire, and a whack in the head from James.
"On to business then!" Lily said. She was about to give the trio their usual mission, but was stopped by a frantic Sirius.
"WAITWAITWAIT!!!" Sirius yelled to Lily, earning confused stares from his friends.
Sirius stood up from the couch, and walked across the room, peeking his head out the door, then walked briskly to the windows, locking them shut. He then looked under the couch and with a satisfied smirk, settled back down into his seat.
"What was that all about?" Remus asked his friend, obviously confused.
"Why my dear Moony," Sirius exclaimed, using the trios' codenames, "Isn't it obvious? I'm looking for spies! Can't risk the Slytherins knowing about our top secret stuff!"
"You're getting paranoid," James mumbled under his breath, receiving a chuckle from Lily.
"Come now Sirius. I'm sure the Slytherins don't need to know about this new assignment. This new assignment actually concerns Ravenclaw." Lily said through out the fire.
"Ravenclaw? Aren't they our allies?" Remus asked.
"Not all of them like the idea of allying to us Gryffindors. A group of them kidnapped one of the Gryffindors, who was working on a special assignment for Dumbledore."
"Who's the kindnappee?" Sirius asked, mutilating the English language.
"Agent Peter Pettigrew," Lily stated, and the foggy silhouette of her head disappeared in the fire, and was replaced by a picture of a man about their age. He had blonde hair and watery eyes. He wasn't doing anything special in the picture, just standing.
"I know him!" James yelled, seeing his old worshipper from his school days.
"He was the guy that followed me everywhere with a camera! Remember the bloke who kept asking for my autograph?" "Oh yeah!" Sirius cried. "He was the one who dug through our trashcan to find the 'Legendary James Potter's' thrown away quill! He was the reason why James had an oversized ego!"
"I DO NOT HAVE AN OVER SIZED EGO!" James yelled at Sirius. The two began a bickering match, while Remus, who had stayed silent, studied the picture intently.
"What's the information on his kidnap then?" he asked Lily whose unclear face appeared throughout the fire again.
"He was working on getting some information from some rodents, asking how much dark activity was going on throughout the magical creature world. He's an animagus by the way." Lily said to Remus. James and Sirius weren't yelling at each other anymore, instead they were in a mock fistfight, with James yelling at him to "take it back."
"Ummm.. anyway, Remus, when those two stop fighting, tell them that he was spotted somewhere in London. Probably in Diagon Ally, but he might be in Muggle London. It's up to you guys to search for him. Good Luck!" Lily said, and with a pop, her face disappeared from the fire.
"Hear that guys?" Remus asked his friends, but was ignored since they were still fighting. James appeared to be having the upper hand, telling Sirius to "apologize."
"Sweet Merlin," Remus mumbled, and moved across to break his friends apart.
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Authors Note: To tell you the truth, I think this chapter sucks. I wasn't thinking properly, and it's poorly written. I would change it, but I'm too lazy, and besides, I'm not good at correcting grammar mistakes. Enough of my self-pity though ^.^ Did I confuse anyone with my chapter? It's kind of dodgy. Lemmee explain some few basic things I probably didn't explain well enough. The trio are out of Hogwarts, and live in a flat somewhere in Hogsmeade. They meet at a headquarters in Hogwarts, in a Gryffindorish room, since they all were Gryffindors when they went to Hogwarts as students. They usually fight the bad guys, who are usually people who were from Slytherin, but in this case, are from Ravenclaw. Still confused? Write me your question in the reviews, and I'll answer them in the next chapter.
Chapter One: A Teaful Morning.
By: Golden Silk
Spoilers: Naahhh.. This fic is AU after all.
Summary: Much like Charlie's Angels, aside from the change of gender and
magic-theme. Featuring the Marauders and Lily. Eventual J/L, and maybe
some RL/SB!
***********
"SIRIUS!! YOU GREAT BIG GIT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR?" enraged a rather loud voice throughout the apartment. Remus Lupin, who was cooking ham and eggs for breakfast, winced as heard the thunderous roar of his friend and partner, James Potter. The kitchen door slammed, and the accused member, Sirius Black, raced through the kitchen, trying to avoid various spells being cast upon him.
"NOT THE CHINA!!" Remus screamed, seeing a stray spell hit the teapot on the kitchen counter, shattering it to pieces making glass and tea fly everywhere. Muttering a spell, the teapot was fixed, but the tea was still on the floor. Tea is actually quite slippery when it's on a kitchen tiled floor. Sirius, who was running barefoot wasn't able to see the tea and slipped on the tea, crashing into Remus, who was trying to get a mop from the closet. As you should know, the end result is a tangled heap of Remus and Sirius, and an enraged James entering the door.
"Sirius, get off me!" Remus yelled into Sirius' ear, and Sirius quickly stood up, getting off his friend, but slipped again on the tea on the floor. And once again, Sirius crashed into Remus, who was continuously yelling at him.
Didn't forget James did you? Well, James seeing the crumpled heap of his friends on the floor didn't know whether to laugh, or to throttle Sirius. As you probably figured it out now, James hair wasn't as it usually was. His once unruly black hair was now a vivid green, and was slicked back with. glue?
Choosing the first option, James began cracking up seeing an enraged Remus pushing Sirius off of him. When Remus finally managed to get Sirius off of him, he stood up, and took one good look at James, and began to laugh also. Sirius, not wanting to be left out, joined his laughing friends. His laughter ceased when a jet of orange light hit him in the chest, causing him to go flying back, breaking the cups on the table.
"MY TEACUPS!!! THOSE COST A FORTUNE!" Remus yelled at both Sirius and James, taking no pity when he saw a soaked Sirius drenched in tea.
Needless to say, breakfast was a catastrophe.
***************
"Awww, I said I was sorry didn't I James?" Sirius asked with large puppy- dog eyes.
The trio was cleaned up from the earlier incident, but James hair still had a green tint, and if you managed to get a whiff of Sirius, you would smell Grey Tea. James, who had showered all morning to get the glue off his hair, was ignoring Sirius, and was flipping through the latest Quidditch magazine. Sirius was still attempting to apologize to James, and Remus was calculating the price of the broken china in his head. They were all sitting in a large red and gold couch, in a room that was also decorated in red and gold. In front of them was a large fireplace, and at the stroke of 11:11 AM, a misty face appeared in the fire. (Why 11:11? I have no idea) A voice broke throughout the room, ending Sirius' chatter.
"Good Morning Devils!" the voice said, obviously very cheerful.
"G'Morning Lily!" the trio chirped.
"I trust your morning was excellent?" the voice in the fire asked.
"Oh the usual! James woke up with Slytherin hair!" Sirius said to the voice, earning a chuckle from Lily, who was the voice in the fire, and a whack in the head from James.
"On to business then!" Lily said. She was about to give the trio their usual mission, but was stopped by a frantic Sirius.
"WAITWAITWAIT!!!" Sirius yelled to Lily, earning confused stares from his friends.
Sirius stood up from the couch, and walked across the room, peeking his head out the door, then walked briskly to the windows, locking them shut. He then looked under the couch and with a satisfied smirk, settled back down into his seat.
"What was that all about?" Remus asked his friend, obviously confused.
"Why my dear Moony," Sirius exclaimed, using the trios' codenames, "Isn't it obvious? I'm looking for spies! Can't risk the Slytherins knowing about our top secret stuff!"
"You're getting paranoid," James mumbled under his breath, receiving a chuckle from Lily.
"Come now Sirius. I'm sure the Slytherins don't need to know about this new assignment. This new assignment actually concerns Ravenclaw." Lily said through out the fire.
"Ravenclaw? Aren't they our allies?" Remus asked.
"Not all of them like the idea of allying to us Gryffindors. A group of them kidnapped one of the Gryffindors, who was working on a special assignment for Dumbledore."
"Who's the kindnappee?" Sirius asked, mutilating the English language.
"Agent Peter Pettigrew," Lily stated, and the foggy silhouette of her head disappeared in the fire, and was replaced by a picture of a man about their age. He had blonde hair and watery eyes. He wasn't doing anything special in the picture, just standing.
"I know him!" James yelled, seeing his old worshipper from his school days.
"He was the guy that followed me everywhere with a camera! Remember the bloke who kept asking for my autograph?" "Oh yeah!" Sirius cried. "He was the one who dug through our trashcan to find the 'Legendary James Potter's' thrown away quill! He was the reason why James had an oversized ego!"
"I DO NOT HAVE AN OVER SIZED EGO!" James yelled at Sirius. The two began a bickering match, while Remus, who had stayed silent, studied the picture intently.
"What's the information on his kidnap then?" he asked Lily whose unclear face appeared throughout the fire again.
"He was working on getting some information from some rodents, asking how much dark activity was going on throughout the magical creature world. He's an animagus by the way." Lily said to Remus. James and Sirius weren't yelling at each other anymore, instead they were in a mock fistfight, with James yelling at him to "take it back."
"Ummm.. anyway, Remus, when those two stop fighting, tell them that he was spotted somewhere in London. Probably in Diagon Ally, but he might be in Muggle London. It's up to you guys to search for him. Good Luck!" Lily said, and with a pop, her face disappeared from the fire.
"Hear that guys?" Remus asked his friends, but was ignored since they were still fighting. James appeared to be having the upper hand, telling Sirius to "apologize."
"Sweet Merlin," Remus mumbled, and moved across to break his friends apart.
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Authors Note: To tell you the truth, I think this chapter sucks. I wasn't thinking properly, and it's poorly written. I would change it, but I'm too lazy, and besides, I'm not good at correcting grammar mistakes. Enough of my self-pity though ^.^ Did I confuse anyone with my chapter? It's kind of dodgy. Lemmee explain some few basic things I probably didn't explain well enough. The trio are out of Hogwarts, and live in a flat somewhere in Hogsmeade. They meet at a headquarters in Hogwarts, in a Gryffindorish room, since they all were Gryffindors when they went to Hogwarts as students. They usually fight the bad guys, who are usually people who were from Slytherin, but in this case, are from Ravenclaw. Still confused? Write me your question in the reviews, and I'll answer them in the next chapter.
