And so the Stuff Gal said, 'let there be bishonen-ness!" And so it came. You might like it. But that'd just be you. I know I like this fic., because IT'S AN INU-YASHA/KENSHIN CROSSOVER *note: not a yaoi*!!!! MY BISHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there. ^_^ Now, let's get started, shall we?

Disclaimer: I don't own 'Rurouni Kenshin' Of course, if I could have Kenshin, I wouldn't care if they kept everyone else. 

I also don't own 'Inu-Yasha'. They keep Kagome. They KILL KIKYO!!! (If I had to have him go with one or the other, it'd be Kagome, since Kikyo is trying to kill him and stuff…)

Hamtast! The Bestest Inu-Yasha and Kenshin Crossover Ever!!!

SENGOKU JIDAI:

"Ah, what a beautiful day!!" Kagome exclaimed, brushing her hair aside. She looked to over to see the sun peeking over the horizon.

"Beautiful, perhaps, but it is rather early in the morning…" Miroku commented, raising his arms in the air as he yawned a large yawn. He put his arms back down and wrapped one around Sango, sparing no moment as he moved that arm down to her--

BONK!!

"Beautiful, is it?" Sango coldly asked.

"Ouch…wha-at was tha-at fo-or?" he woozily asked, spirals for eyes. There was a large, fresh, very visible, bump on his head.

Kagome started looking around uneasily.

"I dunno…" she began, "but do any of you have this sort of…feeling about today? That something very extraordinary will happen?" Everyone looked at her, apparently not feeling that same…erm…feeling.

"Extraordinary," interrupted Shippo, "that word makes no sense. It just doesn't. I mean, when you say it, you mean something like 'Wow! I've never seen that before!', but it really sounds like you're saying 'Geez, this is really plain and ordinary.'…that's just weird, isn't it?" Everyone stared blankly at Shippo.

"ORO?" They all cried in unison.

"Umm…oro? Where'd that come from?" Inu-Yasha asked. No one seemed to know.

Kagome began thinking out loud, "Hmm…oro…"

MEIJI ERA:

"ORO??" asked a very confused Kenshin.

"I SAID, we need more MONEY!!" Kaoru yelled back.

"It's still no reason to yell, missy." responded Sannosuke.

"We're not like cowboys, saying 'Missy' all the time, SO DON'T CALL ME 'MISSY'!!" screamed Kaoru.

"S-someone's rather i-irrat-ble, t-today…" shivered Yahiko, slowly inching away.

"Why? Oh, why me? WHY?!" Kaoru began crying.

"Now now, Miss Kauro…" began Kenshin, but she just interrupted, continuing where it was she left off,

"WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!" She then ran up to a wall and started hitting her head upon it in despair.

"N-now, Miss Kaoru, we can't possibly be THAT low on money…" Kenshin said, trying to calm her down. She turned to look at Kenshin, a river of tears coming down her cheeks from each eye. She then took out her wallet, opened it, and dug around for a few moments. Next, she showed everyone the few coins in her hand.

"*sob* THIS is how much we have left! *sob*"

"WHAT!?!" everyone but Kaoru exclaimed, in horror. She just turned back around and continued hitting her head. Too stunned, the others just sorta stood…and watched.

After all that head-hitting, Kaoru finally fainted.

"Wak! Miss Kaoru!!" Kenshin called, catching her just in time.

"Oooo!!" called out Yahiko, while Sannosuke puckered his lips and made smoochy noises.

"WAK!" Kenshin responded, turned a little red before accidentally dropping Kaoru.

"Heheheh…" Sannosuke chuckled, he and Yahiko both grinning evilly. Kenshin displayed a big sweatdrop.

Suddenly, Kaoru sprung up.

"I predict strange strangers…and strange prophecies…" woozily stated a rather…well, a rather woozy Kaoru.

"W-WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS!?!?!"  suddenly yelled Sannosuke, very surprised.

"Seven hells? That's so, like, Sengoku period!" Kaoru commented, now fully awake.

"Sengoku, eh?" Sannosuke replied, a bit more calmed down.

SENGOKU JIDAI:

 "Uhh…that strange feeling…Inu-Yasha's birthday?" asked Miroku.

"I wouldn't really…" began Kagome, realizing that no one knew when Inu-Yasha's birthday is.

"No!" responded Inu-Yasha.

"I dunno…it's more like a feeling that something will happen today, and it'll be pretty darn weird…" she finished.

"Oh, what, like time traveling?" laughed Shippo.

"Oh, yeah, something like three hundred years into the future from now!!" giggled Sango.

"Well…actually, you guys will be traveling three hundred years into the future!!" bellowed a rather divine-sounding voice.

"Hwuh?" called out everyone, in unison. Suddenly, a bright light appeared…

APPROXIMATELY THREE HUNDRED YEARS LATER (AKA THE MEIJI ERA)

Everyone was in a huddle.

"So, Kaoru will wave a hat in the air to grab everyone's attention…" began Yahiko, trying to help in a plan to get more money.

"Yeah, but how long d'ya supp-oof!!" Sannosuke tried to reply, but was obviously interrupted.

By what, might you ask? Well, because Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and Miroku all fell down upon this huddled group, mixed up in some sort of large pile.

"Miroku, you will get your hand off--"started Sango.

"Where is Inu-Yasha?" Kagome asked.

"Inu-what?" Kaoru questioned.

"Hey, where's Kenshin?" Yahiko added. Everyone soon heard some snickering. They looked over and saw Kenshin, sighing a little, and Inu-Yasha, trying to hide his snickering. Everyone soon seemed very confused.

"Wh-what's going on?" worriedly asked Kaoru.

Soon, everybody sat up straight and faced each other, rather than being a large heap.

"How come you and that red-haired dude weren't mixed up in a large pile, like the rest of us?" Kagome asked, directing this question to Inu-Yasha. He just shrugged his shoulders.

"Hey, you guys didn't come to steal something, or something like that, because then, you know, we'd have to rid of you…" commented Kaoru.

Kagome began, "Huh? Oh, no, it's not that, it's just that--"

"And who said you'd be representing us all!?" Inu-Yasha interrupted.

"I don't think they came to steal, that they didn't." stated Kenshin. 

While Kenshin was stating stuff, Inu-Yasha and Kagome started their own seemingly irrelevant argument.

"Well, you're the one who said you didn't like mints, so I had to-" Kagome yelled.

"Oh, don't even start with-hey, I'm pretty hungry…" responded Inu-Yasha.

"Actually, I am too…" added Kagome. Everybody in the room started nodding heir heads in agreement, some of them even patting their stomachs.

"Oh, great. In a pinch, I get a whole group of freeloaders…" Kaoru grumbled.

"No need to worry, Miss." Miroku assured, suddenly sitting next to Kaoru.

"And who…are you?" Kaoru asked.

"I am Miroku, a monk, at your service!"

"Do you honestly think that in this day and age we need a monk?"

"Even if I can't satisfy your exorcism needs, there are other ones I can help with…" he commented, giving Kaoru a nice pat on the rear.

"Who'd wanna grope her?" Yahiko asked.

"WHAT was that?!" yelled Kaoru, about to whack Yahiko. But Miroku just grabbed her hands.

"Please, Miss, will you bear my child for me? I know I'm a little abrupt, but--"

"Save it for someone else!!" she screamed, konking Miroku really hard on the head.

"And you!!" she added, bonking Yahiko on the head.

Kaoru then cleared her throat, "Anyways, if I'm gonna have so many wanting me to pay for them, then they'd better help me think of a gimmick, or something, so we can get the money to actually pay for something."

"A…gimmick?" Sango asked. Kaoru nodded her head.

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END THIS CHAPTER, WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE FIRST ONE

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Dude, look! I actually started on this one, dude!! Da-dude!! Doo-doo-doo-doo-dude!!! Da-doo-da-doo-da-doo-doo-dude!!! DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDEEEE!! If you say it enough times, the word seems to loose all its meaning, no? Like the word 'genie', but not. Anyways, yeah, this crossover has references and things from quite a few animes, but don't worry if you don't know them all. Just knowing about the shows "Rurouni Kenshin" and "Inu-Yasha" will be enough, that it will. That it will indeed. Now, review this story, or go outside and play with Sparky, or do something, so long as I am left alone to have tasty ice-cream with Inu-Yasha and Kenshin. Well, maybe not Inu-Yasha, seeing as to how chocolate is poisonous to dogs, and Inu-Yasha is part dog-demon…so…yeah….  

Oh, and as a little PS note: At the end of the last chapter, I'll write down all the references, so that, you know, you're not tootru lost. And yes, I know Hamchat.