Title: The Last Thing You'd Want To Wake Up To
Author: Pooki Ze Great
Beta: N/A
Genre: Humor, slash
Illustrations: None ... yet ...
Email: his_stupid_girl@hotmail.com
Summary: Well ... like the title says ... the last thing you'd want to wake up to.
Warnings: Slash. And Peter's underwear. *shudder*
Archiving: Ask first
Disclaimer: I don't own anythign excepting the way the words have been written. It all belongs to JKR, and I make no money off of it.
Rating: PG-13 or something, it hints at things ...
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Feedback: I am an absolute feedback whore. PLEASE REVIEW!!
A/N: Written for a challenge in a community on LiveJournal. I think it was hpdaily, but I could be wrong. The Underwear Challenge.
Sirius' brow furrowed as he gradually woke. He as usual immediately began to assess the pros and cons of his morning.
Remus was in his arms- pro.
James didn't seem to be prancing around talking about Lily- pro.
A strange piece of fabric which smelt rather strange was against his nose- con.
He opened his eyes and saw a bunch of grey, cotton, and seams. He lifted the material off his face with two fingers. Underwear??? His eyes saw the name "Peter Pettigrew" printed on the tag.
"NO!!!!" he screamed, throwing it across the room. He looked around to see James laughing hysterically on the floor, and Remus, who had apparently just been woken up from Sirius sitting bolt upright, throwing him a very dirty look.
"Y-Y-You," Sirius stammered, staring at James and waiting for an explanation.
"Had to find *some* way to wake you two up," James said innocently, standing and walking to the door. "It's practically time for dinner."
Sirius glared after his best friend as Remus half-smiled, clearly successfully fighting a fit of laughter.
"Fucker," Sirius muttered, laying back down on his bed with an exasperated sigh. He took a look at Remus and grinned. "Like I'd let you get dressed for a stupid thing like dinner."
Author: Pooki Ze Great
Beta: N/A
Genre: Humor, slash
Illustrations: None ... yet ...
Email: his_stupid_girl@hotmail.com
Summary: Well ... like the title says ... the last thing you'd want to wake up to.
Warnings: Slash. And Peter's underwear. *shudder*
Archiving: Ask first
Disclaimer: I don't own anythign excepting the way the words have been written. It all belongs to JKR, and I make no money off of it.
Rating: PG-13 or something, it hints at things ...
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Feedback: I am an absolute feedback whore. PLEASE REVIEW!!
A/N: Written for a challenge in a community on LiveJournal. I think it was hpdaily, but I could be wrong. The Underwear Challenge.
Sirius' brow furrowed as he gradually woke. He as usual immediately began to assess the pros and cons of his morning.
Remus was in his arms- pro.
James didn't seem to be prancing around talking about Lily- pro.
A strange piece of fabric which smelt rather strange was against his nose- con.
He opened his eyes and saw a bunch of grey, cotton, and seams. He lifted the material off his face with two fingers. Underwear??? His eyes saw the name "Peter Pettigrew" printed on the tag.
"NO!!!!" he screamed, throwing it across the room. He looked around to see James laughing hysterically on the floor, and Remus, who had apparently just been woken up from Sirius sitting bolt upright, throwing him a very dirty look.
"Y-Y-You," Sirius stammered, staring at James and waiting for an explanation.
"Had to find *some* way to wake you two up," James said innocently, standing and walking to the door. "It's practically time for dinner."
Sirius glared after his best friend as Remus half-smiled, clearly successfully fighting a fit of laughter.
"Fucker," Sirius muttered, laying back down on his bed with an exasperated sigh. He took a look at Remus and grinned. "Like I'd let you get dressed for a stupid thing like dinner."
