Well, then, you know what? I feel like responding to my reviews, for no reason! Here goes!:

steven: Well, here's chapter two, then! ^_^

SailorKagome: I sure hope it is ^_^

Heaven Star: Well, whether or not you wanna know, here it is!! :)

No 1 You Know: Fourteen th-thousand? Wow…that's a compliment, in only eleven words, two ellipses, and two numbers…

Ami Tajiri: Yes, it's Kaoru, like sunshine on a cloudy day. I already went back fixed all the Goans, so you needn't worry. More inside jokey-ness, that it is! Rooster-head, you can have, Inu-chan and Ken-chan, you can't.

Let the randomness begin!!! Hooray!!

Hamtast! The Bestest Inu-Yasha and Kenshin Crossover Ever!!

And so, everybody got to work on thinking. Thinking of that gimmick, whatever it may be.

"Oh! I can't think on an empty stomach!!" groaned Yahiko, sighing and leaning back, giving his stomach a quick rub.

"D'oh! There was something, something, that's just at the tip of my tongue, I can't remember it!! I just KNOW it will help, when I do remember!!!" Shippo cried out, rubbing his forehead with the palm of his hand.

"Don't worry, Shippo, we'll think of something!" assured Kagome.

"This is true." Miroku added, scooting over to Kagome. He started patting her derriere. Kagome looked annoyed, and was about to hit Miroku very hard, when he suddenly commented,

"What's this?" And he began to pat Kagome's buttocks even more.

"*sigh*…" she sighed. That, though, was the calm before the storm. Veins were popping out of her face, and Inu-Yasha's, too, and just before they came in for the kill, Miroku grabbed something from her pocket.

"OW!!" yelled Miroku, as he crashed to the ground, looking quite mangled up, and becoming unconscious. What he slipped from Kagome's pocket fell from his hand and slid upon the floor a few centimeters.

Everybody, except for, of course, Miroku, gathered around this object and took a look.

"What is it?" questioned Kaoru.

"Oro?" oro-ed Kenshin.

"Huh?" wondered Sannosuke.

"Eh?" Yahiko commented, just joining in the group conversation.

"Heke?" cutely asked Shippo.

"Oh?" said Inu-Yasha.

"What?" asked Sango.

"JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUSU!!" screeched Kagome.

"What are you spouting…" began Inu-Yasha, as everyone looked at Kagome. She was, after all, the only one who knew who exactly Jesus is.

"Um, ah…well…" she began, as she watched everybody's icy cold glares.

"It's a calculator!!"

"A what?" everybody asked.

"This is a calculator!"

"A what?"

"A calculator!"

"A what?"

"A CALCULATOR!"

"Oh! A calculator!"

"Okay…that made absolutely no sense." commented Shippo. Everybody, except for Miroku, nodded their heads in agreement.

"Just another reference." stated Sango.

Everybody began thinking about the oddity of that moment. Soon, that silence was broken by Kenshin.

"What's it do?" he asked, sitting next to Kagome and staring at the strange, tiny object in her hands.

"It does ma-GLAAAAH!"

Kaoru interrupted Kagome's explanation by stepping between her and Kenshin and pushing them apart.

"Nothing mushy!!" she yelled.

"Oh, why's it matter to you?" Yahiko asked. Kaoru gave him a very evil stare.

"Oh, I heard that!" she screamed, hitting Yahiko on the head for a second time that day.

"You'll be joining that perverted monk if you don't stop with those comments of yours…!" threatened Kaoru to Yahiko. He rubbed his head and looked down at the perverted monk, still unconscious.

"His name's Miroku." Kagome pointed out. Everybody stared at Kagome.

"What!?" she questioned, watching all those concentrated stares. Everybody pointed at her calculator.

"Oh, yeah! This thing-a-ma-jig!" She held it up in front of everybody, sliding off its cover.

"It does math problems for you!" she explained, showing everybody how two plus two magically became four on its display.

"Wow! Can I see?" begged Shippo, holding his hand out.

"Sure!" answered her, handing him it. 

"So, you're saying this'll give us the much needed money?" Kaoru asked, in a serious tone. Kagome just nodded her head, with a slightly vacant smile.

"It truly is amazing, though, that it is!" commented Kenshin. Kagome gave the same slightly-vacant-smile-accompanying-nod to Kenshin.

KABOOM!

"'KABOOM!'? What…?" wondered Kagome as she and everybody else turned to Shippo.

"Eheheheh…um…oops…I kinda…broke it…heheheh…" said Shippo, trying to make this all in good humor, as his face was charred, and he held a smoldering calculator…or at least, what was left of the calculator.

"Wha-wha-wha-wha…" began Kaoru. Everyone looked to her direction.

"WAAH!" she broke out into tears.

"Now, now, Miss Kaoru…" Kenshin comforted.  

"But, Kenshin, this is just so horrible!! No gimmick!! What'll we do!?!" cried Kaoru, throwing herself onto he, who was sitting next to her.

"Yes, yes, if it's a boy, Pantyhose Taro's the name!" said he, who was sitting next to her.

"Um…oro?" commented a confused Kenshin.

"You sound sorta distant, Kenshin…" stated Kaoru, closing her eyes and hugging he, who was next to her…

"What a minute-WHAT!?! Pantyhose Taro!?!!?" suddenly yelped Kaoru, looking up. He, who was sitting next to her, was really Miroku. He, who was sitting next to Kagome, was Kenshin.

"YAAAAAH!!!" screamed Kaoru, slapping Miroku several hundred times. She then sprang off of him, and quickly scooted all the way across the room from him.  

"Wow…this story is going nowhere really, really, fast!" vacantly commented Kagome.

"Kagome?" began Shippo, looking up at her face.

"Yes?" she answered, looking down at him.

"How come when I pressed '46892742 + 5367446 =', the calculator exploded?"

"Hmm…I don't know…" She and Shippo went into thought on what it could mean.

"We're getting nowhere really, really fast!" yelled Inu-Yasha.

"That's right! The gimmick!!" commented Kaoru. Everybody stopped what they were doing to think about the gimmick, since they just remembered that they're hungry.

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Later on, the gimmick was finally thought of. Luckily for everybody, the festival was in town! And the festival is always the best place for a…

"…spectacular show!! Yes, you heard right, a very spectacular show for anybody who decides to see!! Just pay a small price to see something that may never be shown again!!" announced Kaoru.

She was standing outside the small structure that was used to house the show. Most of where the show would be shown was actually built underground. Yes, underground, was what seemed nearly like a stadium. And I suppose that in itself is already pretty odd…

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END CHAPTER TWO

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There!! It's the second chapter, yah!! Pretty slow, yeah, sorry…But wait 'til you see just what kind of spectacle the audience will get to see!! Yeah!!!