Hello! It's me! Updating, no less. You know, when I pressed 46892742 + 5367446 =, I got 52260188. Oh well. For the sake of this story, it equals KABOOM! Why? I dunno. Heheheh…
Hamtast! The Bestest Inu-Yasha and Kenshin Crossover Ever!
"Okay! The stadium's full!" Kaoru informed to Kagome. She just nodded.
Everybody sat, patiently waiting for the show to start.
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to the most spectacular show on Earth!" Kagome called out, stepping onto the center of the structure. The entire audience gasped, for what Kagome was wearing already is something out of the ordinary.
"What kind of dialect is that?" whispered an anonymous audience member to the person next to him. The receiver of the comment just shrugged his shoulders.
Sango began pushing Inu-Yasha out to where Kagome was.
"What do you plan on having me do?" Inu-Yasha nervously asked. Kagome eyed him evilly.
"Oh, Gods, no…" he began.
"You guessed it!" replied Kagome.
"NO!! NOT PIGGYBACK RIDES!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
"Um…not exactly…"
The audience watched on, getting a little tired of being in the dark on just what'd happen.
"Oh…phew…"
"Heheheh…anything?"
"Kagome…that look you're giving me is really creeping me out…"
"Watch as, with one word…"
Inu-Yasha finally caught on to what would happen, and started to try and make a run for it.
"…I will make this…Inu-Yasha, where are you going? SIT!"
CRASH!!
Many 'oohs' and 'ahhs' were heard about the stadium.
"Wanna see me do it again?"
Cheers erupted from the audience.
"I take that as a yes…"
Inu-Yasha just got his face out of the ground, when…
"SIT!"
"AUGH!!!" CRASH!
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's thoroughly enjoying herself with this, that I would!" Kenshin commented, watching from a distance.
"I think she is thoroughly enjoying herself!" Sannosuke responded.
The audience gave a standing ovation (Wonderful people the audience is, eh?).
Inu-Yasha lifted his face from the ground, trying to get up from nearly having his back put out.
Kagome tried calming everyone down, "Now, now just sit-"
CRASH
"Um…oops…"
Everyone took their seats, smiling at how Inu-Yasha was being sat.
Sango helped Kagome pick Inu-Yasha up out of the pit that was created from three "sits", and they dragged him off. While they were clearing the stage off, Kaoru was entering it, dragging Kenshin along with her.
"You're not going to make me sing again, are you?" he asked.
"No, no, nothing like that!" Kaoru responded. She turned to the audience and began to announce, "Watch this man show off the amazing Hiten Mitsurugi sword style!"
Kenshin sighed. He wasn't exactly trained how to use a sword just for displaying it. He sighed again. Well, it was for…Kaoru, he supposed. Er, everybody to not starve to death! Yeah. For everybody to not starve to death. He nodded his head at a perfectly thought out sentence. That he would probably never use.
Kaoru displayed three apples. The audience watched in excitement as she threw the apples high up, into the air.
"Huh?" Kenshin wondered what exactly apples had to do with him. He then realized that he probably was supposed to chop them. "Hiten Mitsurugi Apple Chop!" he improvised, unsheathing his sword and delivering to the apples what seemed like one swing. In that same quick movement, he sheathed his sword.
The apples seemed suspended in midair for a moment, and soon fell to the ground as wedges. Claps and cheers exploded from the audience.
"Cool, huh?" commented Kaoru, as the applause began to die down. Kenshin forced a smile, accompanied by a sweat drop.
"Oh, no, what next? Improvisation is a very, VERY, bad thing…" Kagome worriedly stated.
"What's that supposed to mean?" questioned Sannosuke.
"Quickly, before they leave the stage! Think of SOMETHING!!" she replied. Kagome began digging through the pockets of her skirt, trying to see if she had anything left after the calculator.
Sannosuke responded with an aggravated, "Oh…damn…"
After a few moments more of digging around her pockets, Kagome finally found something, marked with a "Eureka! I have found it!! And without a moment to loose!" She ran back to the stage, just after Kaoru and Kenshin left.
"Heheheh…" she chuckled, cranking up the volume of her cell phone. "Listen to this!!"
"The Entertainer" began to play very loudly from the tiny phone, getting more "oohs" and "ahhs", not to mention, lots of "How can something that small be so loud?s" or "What is that thing?s"
Kagome turned the music off before it began repeating itself, asking the audience, "What next? 'Groovy Blues'? Or maybe you'd prefer some Beethoven?"
They were absolutely stunned. This thing could play music they've never heard of before! It was like…whoa. Kagome decided to turn her cell phone off after a few more pieces music.
"And now for…um…" Kagome began. She really hadn't thought of anything after that. She turned around and saw Miroku shoving Inu-Yasha back out, and Shippo bouncing out with him.
"Watch this!" called out Shippo, pulling out a leaf and putting it on top of his head. "Presto!" He jumped and, in a poof of smoke, turned into the very image of Inu-Yasha. More "oohs" and "ahhs"
"See, Inu-Yasha? I told you he got better!" commented Kagome.
"Oh, shut it! What do you need me for, anyway!?"
"Hmm…well…now that you mention it…heheheh…"
"Me and my big mouth…" Inu-Yasha didn't like the sound of that cackle.
Kagome whispered something into Shippo's ear. She got an 'Okay!' in return. He approached a rather miserable-looking Inu-Yasha.
"Heheheh…" laughed Shippo.
"Oh no…" responded Inu-Yasha. Before he could go anywhere, Shippo grabbed him by the arm.
"Round and round we go!" he yelled, locking his arm with Inu-Yasha's and spinning around…and around…and around…
Kagome approached them when they finished spinning and held the both of them by the shoulder, to make sure that they won't fall over, or something.
"Does anybody have an idea on how I'm supposed to tell them apart?" Kagome asked of the audience. None seemed to know. "Well, I do!!" She backed away from the two woozy people. "Ahem! SIT!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed a dizzy, reluctant Inu-Yasha, as he crashed into the ground. He was the one on the left.
"Oh, you found me out!" Shippo happily said. He poofed back to his normal form. Soon, Inu-Yasha slowly rose from the ground, brushing off some dust and pebbles from his yukata. He trudged over to Kagome, rather angrily.
"Listen, girl," he began, angrily stretching the word 'girl' quite a bit, "if you say 'sit' one more time, just once more-!" Kagome got freaked out by this strange aura of anger surrounding Inu-Yasha and reacted the only way she knew-
"SI-mf!" Her command was interrupted by a clawed hand clapping over her mouth.
Inu-Yasha was about to begin speaking again, but he was interrupted by Shippo, of who he and Kagome finally noticed. Inu-Yasha took his hands off Kagome's mouth and turned to see what it was that Shippo was about to do.
"That's right! One word, and one word alone! This is even more amazing than the 'sit' command!!" he called out.
"Wha…?" wondered Kagome. "What could he possibly know?"
Shippo held out his quivering hands, hoping this would work.
"This has to work!" he thought, "This is, after all, a random crossover, how can this not work?"
"PIPOPA!!!" he suddenly yelled. The audience leaned in just a bit closer to see what would happen.
"I hope this works, I hope this works…" Shippo thought, a bead of sweat working its way down the side of his face.
Suddenly, a cake poofed into his outstretched hands. Shippo gave a sigh of relief as a few more cakes popped from nowhere next to him. Then, a lot more cakes appeared, and kept going and going until, finally, he was lost in a pile of cakes.
"Whoa…that just seems so…familiar…" Kagome commented. Shippo was able to just barely get his head to the surface of this massive cake pile. The audience thought this was so darn cool, that Shippo's head was being pelted with their money.
"Oww…" responded Shippo. Kagome approached him, followed by Inu-Yasha.
"Say, Shippo," she began, "where did you learn that?"
"Heheheh…I broke…into…your anime…collection…" he managed to reply.
"Ohh…"
"Anime? The hell?" Inu-Yasha questioned.
Shippo managed to pull himself out of the cake pile and flashed a victory sign to Inu-Yasha, Kenshin, and…everybody else. (no favoritism there, eh?)
"Look, I got us some more money, not to mention something to eat!" he stated. Everyone else gave a small applause as the audience began leaving.
"Wait just a minute! Look at that!" Yahiko pointed out.
As the people of the audience left, they took some cake with them. By the time they were all gone, nothing was left except for the money.
Kaoru gathered up all money as she asked, "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"My skirt is NOT too short!" Kagome defensively responded.
"Um…no."
"Money hurts when it's thrown at you?" Shippo tried.
"Not that, either."
"Crime does not pay." blurted Inu-Yasha.
"True, but that wasn't exactly what I was pondering…"
"Busty is always best!" answered Miroku.
"No, that's what YOU were thinking."
"I didn't get a very big part in this chapter?" asked Sango.
"Despite the fact that it's true, I wasn't thinking about that."
"Oro?" asked Kenshin.
"We lost all the cake?" Yahiko questioned.
"That, yeah, but something else, too."
"Um…the fact that I never seem to pay at the Akabeko?" Sannosuke said.
"CLOSE! But not quite. We can actually go to the Akabeko and pay."
"But…we always seem to go to the Akabeko, and pay anyway, that we do." Kenshin responded.
"Well, we all get our fifteen seconds fame in the end, eh?" Kagome asked to no one in particular.
And so, Inu-Yasha, Kenshin, Shippo, Sango, Miroku, Yahiko, Sannosuke, Kaoru, and Kagome all set off to eat at the Akabeko. Hopefully, with nothing too weird going on. But, those are only hopes…
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LESSON, LESSON…LET'S END CHAPTER THREE NOW!
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How'd ya' like it? Randomy goodness? I HOPE SO!!! Anyway, I may as well explain just this one reference, so you won't be too confused. Remember 'Tenchi Universe'? That time when the characters went through all those weird dimensions? One was where Sasami was a magical girl. Well, soon enough, a TV series was made after it. It's out in America as 'Magical Project S'. On DVDs. Only 26 episodes, should cost about $80 all together, in case you're curious. Anyway, the introduction states that saying the word 'Pipopa' will cause the noodle shop to make a speedy delivery. And shows Sasami and Misao getting a lot of cake.
Onaka ga sukeba… juumon wa 'pipopa'
PIPOPA!
Suguni osobaya-san ga…demae ni yatte kuruwa…
If I get hungry… my incantation is 'pipopa'
PIPOPA!
And the noodle shop… will make a speedy delivery…
Truly a cute song. ^_^ For a cute show ^_^
Well, see 'ya 'til I see ya'!
9/7/03 Update-ish-ness: FF.NET's up and working again!! Sorry it took so long *sob* Enjoy this chapter, and life, and stuff!!!
