By the Faeries Im back. ShadowWolfX back to give you part two!

Now as we know Link is dead.

We are all royally butt-fucked.

And the Deku Tree has wicked gas.

Now what to do what to do. We now take you to part two of my fic titled.

My god what have you been eating?!

Now inside the bowels of the Deku Tree Link sat like a little fucking baby. He was balling his eyes out and was kicking the tree's sides.

This pissed the tree off she he shit him out.

If you are wondering how a tree can shit, it's better if you didn't know at all. Its just...no.

So Link, being the tough, strong, brilliant, and quick thinker that he is, decided to do the only thing he could do.

He took a nap.

He was bathed in tree droppings and smelled like raw eels. So who comes up from the waters around the pond?

YOU GUESSED IT! IT WAS THE ONE THE ONLY!!!!!!

RUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ::stops writing:: WHEW! MY GOD IM SCARED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!

So, she walked up to the obviously disgusting boy and kicked him right in the nuts.

Link yelled out in pain and doubled over screaming out the name of the 4 faeries.

Yes there are four faeries. Got a problem with it? Good. Express it to me and I get the chance to laugh because I don't care what ya think.

Now Link, screaming out the name of Fafluga the fourth Faerie, sat up and started to yell at the even more disgusting fish girl. She fell in love with him, and his horride stench, and latched onto him, humping his leg.

Link was disgusted so he did the only thing he could do with a gross fish- girl humping his leg.

He cried.

This got the attention of Saria, who loved Link like a brother.

An extremely hott brother that shed love to get alone with in her mind.

So she went over and beat the living fuck outta Ruto.

Ruto, being the little bitch that she is, ran off with Link's hat.

Link cried.

Saria comforted the shit covered boy and held him close.

I should tell you that Saria has no sense of smell or taste (both physically and with men). She did not even sense that he was covered in the bowel juices of the Deku Tree.

So they got up and dove into the river.

Too bad neither of them could swim and the drowned.

THE END

Again expect something smart? This fic was meant to gross you out. It has not concept of sanity and is totally a creation of the mind of Slaby. ShadowWolfX