Story by SinisterMarmalade.
Standard disclaimers apply. On with the show.
P.S.: See if you can recognize each of the anime series these are from. For anyone who gets them all, let me know and I will email you an official imaginary prize (be sure to include your email address if you're not logged on).
GW LIFETIME ORIGINAL: THE RELENA PEACECRAFT STORY
And now for a word from our sponsors...
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Kenshin Himura's face appears on screen with a bright smile.
"Hello everyone! I am Kenshin Himura, formerly known as Battousai the Man Slayer. As such, I happen to know a lot about the quality of blades."
Cut to several short scenes of Kenshin beating up Kenjutsu masters with his reverse blade katana. Cuts back to Kenshin.
"I am now pleased to sell these reverse blade kitchen knives through this special T.V. offer. Just listen to what these satisfied customers have to say."
Cut to a scene of Dr. Megumi at her clinic:
"They're wonderful for both incisions and amputations!" A patient behind her starts to look worried.
Cut to a scene of Sanosuke Sagara at his house in a poor part of town:
"I use 'em for killing rats in my home." He demonstrates.
Cut to a scene of Kaoru Kamiya in the kitchen:
"I can't wait to use them to cook for Kenshin-san!"
Cuts back to Kenshin:
(Worried look) "oro." (Smiles) "These fine knives are available as a set for just $39.99. Order now!"
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A certain Norse goddess appears in full deific ensemble. She's standing on a studio stage with a seated audience in front.
"Hello, my name is Belldandy and I'd love to see you all on my new talk show! It's called 'Tea Time With Belldandy.' I;m very excited about it since I'll get to hold deep, interesting conversations with all kinds of wonderful people!"
(Audience claps and cheers. Keiichi holds up a sign that says 'Clap and Cheer').
"I'd like to extend a special thank you to the Nekomi Tech Motor Club for their technical assistance,"
(off stage Tamiya and Otaki are kicking and thwacking a video camera).
"as well as my older sister Urd for recruiting guests."
(Urd steps out of an alley in front of a large crowd of guys, wearing almost nothing).
"This week, we'll be talking to bishonen with "personality problems" and the girls who love them!"
(More cheering and applause from audience).
"Tommorrow our guests will be Inu-Yasha and Kagome, Dark Schneider and Tia Noto Yoko, and the couple from Gokudo!"
(Audience cheers after each name).
"Please tune in and join us. I know we'll have a wonderful time!"
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(Shot opens on a picturesque view of the Nerima district).
"Hi! I'm Nabiki Tendo and I'm here to offer you the oppurtunity of a lifetime! If you want to get away from it all, then Nerima is the perfect place for you!"
(Shows a patient getting a "back rub" from Dr. Tofu as he chats with Kasumi).
"Just down the street is a fully accredited hospital!"
(Scene of Ukyo and Shampoo trying to beat eachother up, both of whom stop and smile for the camera).
"And the down town area has some of the finest dining spots in Tokyo!"
(Screen shows violent excerpts of Ranma's daily life).
"There are daily street shows as various people attempt to kill Ranma Saotome!"
(Camera pans to Tendo Dojo at meal time).
"While you're here, feel free to stay at the luxurious Tendo Dojo! If you agree to pay for 'minor repairs' to the building during your stay, room and board are free!"
(Pans to Nabiki standing in front of the Dojo).
"For just five thousand American dollars a week you can have all this at your finger tips. Remember, no place will treat you like Nerima does!"
Standard disclaimers apply. On with the show.
P.S.: See if you can recognize each of the anime series these are from. For anyone who gets them all, let me know and I will email you an official imaginary prize (be sure to include your email address if you're not logged on).
GW LIFETIME ORIGINAL: THE RELENA PEACECRAFT STORY
And now for a word from our sponsors...
*****************************************************************
Kenshin Himura's face appears on screen with a bright smile.
"Hello everyone! I am Kenshin Himura, formerly known as Battousai the Man Slayer. As such, I happen to know a lot about the quality of blades."
Cut to several short scenes of Kenshin beating up Kenjutsu masters with his reverse blade katana. Cuts back to Kenshin.
"I am now pleased to sell these reverse blade kitchen knives through this special T.V. offer. Just listen to what these satisfied customers have to say."
Cut to a scene of Dr. Megumi at her clinic:
"They're wonderful for both incisions and amputations!" A patient behind her starts to look worried.
Cut to a scene of Sanosuke Sagara at his house in a poor part of town:
"I use 'em for killing rats in my home." He demonstrates.
Cut to a scene of Kaoru Kamiya in the kitchen:
"I can't wait to use them to cook for Kenshin-san!"
Cuts back to Kenshin:
(Worried look) "oro." (Smiles) "These fine knives are available as a set for just $39.99. Order now!"
*****************************************************************
A certain Norse goddess appears in full deific ensemble. She's standing on a studio stage with a seated audience in front.
"Hello, my name is Belldandy and I'd love to see you all on my new talk show! It's called 'Tea Time With Belldandy.' I;m very excited about it since I'll get to hold deep, interesting conversations with all kinds of wonderful people!"
(Audience claps and cheers. Keiichi holds up a sign that says 'Clap and Cheer').
"I'd like to extend a special thank you to the Nekomi Tech Motor Club for their technical assistance,"
(off stage Tamiya and Otaki are kicking and thwacking a video camera).
"as well as my older sister Urd for recruiting guests."
(Urd steps out of an alley in front of a large crowd of guys, wearing almost nothing).
"This week, we'll be talking to bishonen with "personality problems" and the girls who love them!"
(More cheering and applause from audience).
"Tommorrow our guests will be Inu-Yasha and Kagome, Dark Schneider and Tia Noto Yoko, and the couple from Gokudo!"
(Audience cheers after each name).
"Please tune in and join us. I know we'll have a wonderful time!"
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(Shot opens on a picturesque view of the Nerima district).
"Hi! I'm Nabiki Tendo and I'm here to offer you the oppurtunity of a lifetime! If you want to get away from it all, then Nerima is the perfect place for you!"
(Shows a patient getting a "back rub" from Dr. Tofu as he chats with Kasumi).
"Just down the street is a fully accredited hospital!"
(Scene of Ukyo and Shampoo trying to beat eachother up, both of whom stop and smile for the camera).
"And the down town area has some of the finest dining spots in Tokyo!"
(Screen shows violent excerpts of Ranma's daily life).
"There are daily street shows as various people attempt to kill Ranma Saotome!"
(Camera pans to Tendo Dojo at meal time).
"While you're here, feel free to stay at the luxurious Tendo Dojo! If you agree to pay for 'minor repairs' to the building during your stay, room and board are free!"
(Pans to Nabiki standing in front of the Dojo).
"For just five thousand American dollars a week you can have all this at your finger tips. Remember, no place will treat you like Nerima does!"
