Chapter 3.
Now as it seems, Link and Saria are both dead.
And we are screwed beyond repair.
AGAIN!
But as you know this is Chapter 3 of this inane story and thye must be alive to further the ridiculous plot.
So, here's how they lived!
CHAPTER 3: DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?!
Now at the bottom of the river, both Saria and Link lay among the sands drowning.
But at least the weren't covered in the excretion of the tree anymore!
*See there is a bright side!*
So they lay there, not knowing what to do since one was an fucking airhead and the other would probably cry if he wasn't surounded by gallons upon gallons of water!!!!
Damned, pathetic, whiney, little, piece of shit, retarded..WHEW..fucking big-eared freak!
Suddenly up swam a figure gracefully plucking the bodies from amongst the coral and sand.
GUESS WHO IT IS! YOU'LL BE WRONG!!
DID YA GUESS RUTO?!?!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
It was Zelda who scooped them up and carried them to the surface. She pulled on her now black robes and headress and was slightly perturbed when she saw that they were alive.
Yes Zelda is a necrophiliac. Get over it!
Ummmm...wait...what was I saying? Oh yes well after I went to Canada I ...what? I wasn't telling about how I was arrested for smuggling beavers from Canada?
OH YEA THE FIC!!!
So Zelda, clad in her gothic nightmarish outfit, decided to walk with the two idiots and carry their corpses home when they died.
They all agreed cheerfully and walked out into the fields.
*WAIT! Your wondering how Saria could leave the vilage right? No need I shall explain. She was a special Kokiri, given the ability to leave the forest to search for a job.
Saria picked prostitution! Don't ask me! She told Link it was so she could get into his pants! *
Link gave her his tights.
So they walked from the forest exit, the scene changed in that drolling fade out-fade in scene. And they came across and humongous owl.
The owl started rambling on about how he could help them if they asked.
Link stood there picking his nose.
Saria was pickingher ear.
And Zelda, well it's better we don't say what she was picking!
The owl, now annoyed by these three litlle ignorant assholes, picked each ofthem up and dropped them from a hundred feet in the air killing them all!
The End
Author's Note: Now I've gotten sick of this story so I promise as of this point, quote me on this, there shall be no chapter 4!!!!!
(But then again..)
Now as it seems, Link and Saria are both dead.
And we are screwed beyond repair.
AGAIN!
But as you know this is Chapter 3 of this inane story and thye must be alive to further the ridiculous plot.
So, here's how they lived!
CHAPTER 3: DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?!
Now at the bottom of the river, both Saria and Link lay among the sands drowning.
But at least the weren't covered in the excretion of the tree anymore!
*See there is a bright side!*
So they lay there, not knowing what to do since one was an fucking airhead and the other would probably cry if he wasn't surounded by gallons upon gallons of water!!!!
Damned, pathetic, whiney, little, piece of shit, retarded..WHEW..fucking big-eared freak!
Suddenly up swam a figure gracefully plucking the bodies from amongst the coral and sand.
GUESS WHO IT IS! YOU'LL BE WRONG!!
DID YA GUESS RUTO?!?!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
It was Zelda who scooped them up and carried them to the surface. She pulled on her now black robes and headress and was slightly perturbed when she saw that they were alive.
Yes Zelda is a necrophiliac. Get over it!
Ummmm...wait...what was I saying? Oh yes well after I went to Canada I ...what? I wasn't telling about how I was arrested for smuggling beavers from Canada?
OH YEA THE FIC!!!
So Zelda, clad in her gothic nightmarish outfit, decided to walk with the two idiots and carry their corpses home when they died.
They all agreed cheerfully and walked out into the fields.
*WAIT! Your wondering how Saria could leave the vilage right? No need I shall explain. She was a special Kokiri, given the ability to leave the forest to search for a job.
Saria picked prostitution! Don't ask me! She told Link it was so she could get into his pants! *
Link gave her his tights.
So they walked from the forest exit, the scene changed in that drolling fade out-fade in scene. And they came across and humongous owl.
The owl started rambling on about how he could help them if they asked.
Link stood there picking his nose.
Saria was pickingher ear.
And Zelda, well it's better we don't say what she was picking!
The owl, now annoyed by these three litlle ignorant assholes, picked each ofthem up and dropped them from a hundred feet in the air killing them all!
The End
Author's Note: Now I've gotten sick of this story so I promise as of this point, quote me on this, there shall be no chapter 4!!!!!
(But then again..)
