The Houshin Engi Dare Show

(more clapping)

Cool_girl2005: Hello and Welcome to the Houshin Engi Dare Show!

HE Characters:(flatly)yaaaaaaaaaaaay....

Cool_girl2005:Today we start the daring!

HE Characters:NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cool_girl2005:YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! I'll start with the dares from my first(and so far only) review, sent in by TnM aka Touya no miko!

HE Characters:Who?

Cool_girl2005:A person who read the fic. Now I need Taikoubou, Tenka and Youzen.

Taikoubou:(looking scared) What are you going to do to me?

Cool_girl2005:You'll see. Now where are Tenka and Youzen

Suupuu:Tenka is still nowhere to be found

Raishinshi:And Youzen isn't even in this fic.

Cool_girl2005:That sucks......wait..I forgot..I'm the author!

Taikoubou:and..........

Cool_girl2005:and I have magic author powers!(magically make Tenka and Youzen appear)

Tenka:NOOOOOOO! I DON"T WANT TO DIE!

Cool_girl2005: Don't worry, you won't

Youzen:(In a dress and wearing lipstick) why I am I here?

Everyone:..................................................... um Youzen?

Youzen:Yes?

Everyone:Why are you wearing a dress?

Youzen:............. I'd rather not say

Cool_girl2005:Just go hurry up and change OK?

Youzen:OK

(waiting.........waiting.......waiting)

Cool_girl2005:Youzen is taking a long time to get dressed

Suupuu:I wonder why...

Tenka: I don't want to think about it.

Everyone:(nods in agreement)

Youzen: I'm back!

Cool_girl2005:About time! Now let's get started!

Youzen:Started with what?

Cool_girl2005: The Houshin Engi Dare Show!

Youzen:A Dare Show! NOOOOOOOOO!

Cool_girl2005:Now for the first dare, I dare Taikoubou, Tenka and Youzen to kiss TnM aka Touya no miko !

TnM:(walks in) Hi!

Taikoubou: Do we have to kiss her?

Cool_girl2005: If you don't, I'll make you do something horrible

Tenka: Like what?

Raishinshi: You don't want to know.....you really don't want to know.....

Tenka: That bad?

Raishinshi:(sadly nods)

Tenka: Ok then

Taikoubou, Youzen and Tenka:(Kiss TnM on cheek)

TnM: Thanks!

Taikoubou, Youzen and Tenka: You're welcome

Cool_girl2005: And now the next dare.REVEAL THE NEXT DARE!

(An EXTREMELY large room is revealed)

Nataku:(stares blankly)

Cool_girl2005:Nataku? Oh..I forgot about him.

Raishinshi:It's just a big room.

Cool_girl2005:Not for long!(Peaches begin to fill the room)

Youzen: Wow........there must be a million peaches in that room.

Cool_girl2005: 1,001,245 to be exact. Now the dare. I dare Taikoubou...(sees Taikoubou running towards the room) STOP!

Taikoubou:PEACHES!..... WONDERFUL PEACHES!....COME TO.DA.huh?(stops)

Cool_girl2005:Let me finish. Now Taikoubou, I dare you to be locked in that room full of peaches....

Taikoubou:(starts running again)PEACHES!

Cool_girl2005:.........but not eat a single peach.

Taikoubou:(stops in his tracks) WHAT!!!!! NOT EAT PEACHES!!! NOT EVEN ONE!!!

Cool_girl2005: That's right. One whole hour in that room..no peaches.

Taikoubou:(crying) NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cool_girl2005:In you go!(pushes Taikoubou in the room, then locks the door)

Raishinshi:How long do you think he'll last

Cool_girl2005: A couple of seconds... a minute at most.

Suupuu: Poor master...surrounded by peaches...he'll never make it.

Tenka:But how will you know if he eats one?

Cool_girl2005:Because those are special peaches

Tenka:Special?

Cool_girl2005: Yeah. Peaches covered with laxatives. One bite and he'll be running. He should start banging on the door any second now.

(15 minutes later)

Cool_girl2005:Any second now....

(30 minutes later)

Cool_girl2005:Any second now...really..

(45 minutes later)

Cool_girl2005:Any second now..

( 1 hour later)

Cool_girl2005:Any second now..

Youzen:The hour's up

Cool_girl2005:It is?! I don't believe it! Taikoubou actually stayed in a room full of peaches for an hour.. and didn't eat a single one.

Raishinshi:I don't believe it

Tenka:Neither do I

Youzen:Ditto

Nataku:(Stares blankly)

Cool_girl2005:Is that all Nataku does?

Raishinshi:Basically

Cool_girl2005: Oh well, let's see how Taikoubou is

(Opens door)

Cool_girl2005:(looking in room)I don't see him anywhere.

Suupuu:(worried) I don't see him either. MASTER! WHERE ARE YOU?!



Everyone:(looking for Taikoubou)

Nataku:(Stares blankly in other direction)

Cool_girl2005:What are you staring at?

Nataku:(points while staring blankly)

Cool_girl2005:Oh my....AAAAAHHHHHHH!

(Everyone comes)

Raishinshi:What?! What's wrong?!

Cool_girl2005:Nataku found Taikoubou

Everyone:(looks) AAAHHHHHH!

Taikoubou:( is in a corner, clothes gone, babbling about peaches while chewing on his hair)

Suupuu:MASTER!

Taikoubou:(looks up)Peaches? PEACHES!(runs towards Suupuu)

Suupuu:NO! I"M NOT PEACHES! AT LEAST PUT SOME PANTS ON!(runs other way)

Taikoubou:PEACHES! COME BACK!(chases Suupuu)

Cool_Girl2005:Well...Taikoubou's gone mad...but there are still a bunch of other people to dare! Go on! Dare!

Tenka: I'll call a doctor..

Raishinshi: I'll keep him away from Suupuu..

Youzen: I'll get some clothes...

Nataku:(Stares blankly)

Cool_girl2005:Someone please dare Nataku to do something. ANYTHING!

Nataku:(Stares blankly)

Cool_girl2005:That stare is starting to scare me....

Nataku:(Stares blankly)