The Houshin Engi Dare Show
(more clapping)
Cool_girl2005: Hello and Welcome to the Houshin Engi Dare Show!
HE Characters:(flatly)yaaaaaaaaaaaay....
Cool_girl2005:Today we start the daring!
HE Characters:NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cool_girl2005:YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! I'll start with the dares from my first(and so far only) review, sent in by TnM aka Touya no miko!
HE Characters:Who?
Cool_girl2005:A person who read the fic. Now I need Taikoubou, Tenka and Youzen.
Taikoubou:(looking scared) What are you going to do to me?
Cool_girl2005:You'll see. Now where are Tenka and Youzen
Suupuu:Tenka is still nowhere to be found
Raishinshi:And Youzen isn't even in this fic.
Cool_girl2005:That sucks......wait..I forgot..I'm the author!
Taikoubou:and..........
Cool_girl2005:and I have magic author powers!(magically make Tenka and Youzen appear)
Tenka:NOOOOOOO! I DON"T WANT TO DIE!
Cool_girl2005: Don't worry, you won't
Youzen:(In a dress and wearing lipstick) why I am I here?
Everyone:..................................................... um Youzen?
Youzen:Yes?
Everyone:Why are you wearing a dress?
Youzen:............. I'd rather not say
Cool_girl2005:Just go hurry up and change OK?
Youzen:OK
(waiting.........waiting.......waiting)
Cool_girl2005:Youzen is taking a long time to get dressed
Suupuu:I wonder why...
Tenka: I don't want to think about it.
Everyone:(nods in agreement)
Youzen: I'm back!
Cool_girl2005:About time! Now let's get started!
Youzen:Started with what?
Cool_girl2005: The Houshin Engi Dare Show!
Youzen:A Dare Show! NOOOOOOOOO!
Cool_girl2005:Now for the first dare, I dare Taikoubou, Tenka and Youzen to kiss TnM aka Touya no miko !
TnM:(walks in) Hi!
Taikoubou: Do we have to kiss her?
Cool_girl2005: If you don't, I'll make you do something horrible
Tenka: Like what?
Raishinshi: You don't want to know.....you really don't want to know.....
Tenka: That bad?
Raishinshi:(sadly nods)
Tenka: Ok then
Taikoubou, Youzen and Tenka:(Kiss TnM on cheek)
TnM: Thanks!
Taikoubou, Youzen and Tenka: You're welcome
Cool_girl2005: And now the next dare.REVEAL THE NEXT DARE!
(An EXTREMELY large room is revealed)
Nataku:(stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Nataku? Oh..I forgot about him.
Raishinshi:It's just a big room.
Cool_girl2005:Not for long!(Peaches begin to fill the room)
Youzen: Wow........there must be a million peaches in that room.
Cool_girl2005: 1,001,245 to be exact. Now the dare. I dare Taikoubou...(sees Taikoubou running towards the room) STOP!
Taikoubou:PEACHES!..... WONDERFUL PEACHES!....COME TO.DA.huh?(stops)
Cool_girl2005:Let me finish. Now Taikoubou, I dare you to be locked in that room full of peaches....
Taikoubou:(starts running again)PEACHES!
Cool_girl2005:.........but not eat a single peach.
Taikoubou:(stops in his tracks) WHAT!!!!! NOT EAT PEACHES!!! NOT EVEN ONE!!!
Cool_girl2005: That's right. One whole hour in that room..no peaches.
Taikoubou:(crying) NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cool_girl2005:In you go!(pushes Taikoubou in the room, then locks the door)
Raishinshi:How long do you think he'll last
Cool_girl2005: A couple of seconds... a minute at most.
Suupuu: Poor master...surrounded by peaches...he'll never make it.
Tenka:But how will you know if he eats one?
Cool_girl2005:Because those are special peaches
Tenka:Special?
Cool_girl2005: Yeah. Peaches covered with laxatives. One bite and he'll be running. He should start banging on the door any second now.
(15 minutes later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now....
(30 minutes later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now...really..
(45 minutes later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now..
( 1 hour later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now..
Youzen:The hour's up
Cool_girl2005:It is?! I don't believe it! Taikoubou actually stayed in a room full of peaches for an hour.. and didn't eat a single one.
Raishinshi:I don't believe it
Tenka:Neither do I
Youzen:Ditto
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Is that all Nataku does?
Raishinshi:Basically
Cool_girl2005: Oh well, let's see how Taikoubou is
(Opens door)
Cool_girl2005:(looking in room)I don't see him anywhere.
Suupuu:(worried) I don't see him either. MASTER! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Everyone:(looking for Taikoubou)
Nataku:(Stares blankly in other direction)
Cool_girl2005:What are you staring at?
Nataku:(points while staring blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Oh my....AAAAAHHHHHHH!
(Everyone comes)
Raishinshi:What?! What's wrong?!
Cool_girl2005:Nataku found Taikoubou
Everyone:(looks) AAAHHHHHH!
Taikoubou:( is in a corner, clothes gone, babbling about peaches while chewing on his hair)
Suupuu:MASTER!
Taikoubou:(looks up)Peaches? PEACHES!(runs towards Suupuu)
Suupuu:NO! I"M NOT PEACHES! AT LEAST PUT SOME PANTS ON!(runs other way)
Taikoubou:PEACHES! COME BACK!(chases Suupuu)
Cool_Girl2005:Well...Taikoubou's gone mad...but there are still a bunch of other people to dare! Go on! Dare!
Tenka: I'll call a doctor..
Raishinshi: I'll keep him away from Suupuu..
Youzen: I'll get some clothes...
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Someone please dare Nataku to do something. ANYTHING!
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:That stare is starting to scare me....
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
(more clapping)
Cool_girl2005: Hello and Welcome to the Houshin Engi Dare Show!
HE Characters:(flatly)yaaaaaaaaaaaay....
Cool_girl2005:Today we start the daring!
HE Characters:NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cool_girl2005:YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! I'll start with the dares from my first(and so far only) review, sent in by TnM aka Touya no miko!
HE Characters:Who?
Cool_girl2005:A person who read the fic. Now I need Taikoubou, Tenka and Youzen.
Taikoubou:(looking scared) What are you going to do to me?
Cool_girl2005:You'll see. Now where are Tenka and Youzen
Suupuu:Tenka is still nowhere to be found
Raishinshi:And Youzen isn't even in this fic.
Cool_girl2005:That sucks......wait..I forgot..I'm the author!
Taikoubou:and..........
Cool_girl2005:and I have magic author powers!(magically make Tenka and Youzen appear)
Tenka:NOOOOOOO! I DON"T WANT TO DIE!
Cool_girl2005: Don't worry, you won't
Youzen:(In a dress and wearing lipstick) why I am I here?
Everyone:..................................................... um Youzen?
Youzen:Yes?
Everyone:Why are you wearing a dress?
Youzen:............. I'd rather not say
Cool_girl2005:Just go hurry up and change OK?
Youzen:OK
(waiting.........waiting.......waiting)
Cool_girl2005:Youzen is taking a long time to get dressed
Suupuu:I wonder why...
Tenka: I don't want to think about it.
Everyone:(nods in agreement)
Youzen: I'm back!
Cool_girl2005:About time! Now let's get started!
Youzen:Started with what?
Cool_girl2005: The Houshin Engi Dare Show!
Youzen:A Dare Show! NOOOOOOOOO!
Cool_girl2005:Now for the first dare, I dare Taikoubou, Tenka and Youzen to kiss TnM aka Touya no miko !
TnM:(walks in) Hi!
Taikoubou: Do we have to kiss her?
Cool_girl2005: If you don't, I'll make you do something horrible
Tenka: Like what?
Raishinshi: You don't want to know.....you really don't want to know.....
Tenka: That bad?
Raishinshi:(sadly nods)
Tenka: Ok then
Taikoubou, Youzen and Tenka:(Kiss TnM on cheek)
TnM: Thanks!
Taikoubou, Youzen and Tenka: You're welcome
Cool_girl2005: And now the next dare.REVEAL THE NEXT DARE!
(An EXTREMELY large room is revealed)
Nataku:(stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Nataku? Oh..I forgot about him.
Raishinshi:It's just a big room.
Cool_girl2005:Not for long!(Peaches begin to fill the room)
Youzen: Wow........there must be a million peaches in that room.
Cool_girl2005: 1,001,245 to be exact. Now the dare. I dare Taikoubou...(sees Taikoubou running towards the room) STOP!
Taikoubou:PEACHES!..... WONDERFUL PEACHES!....COME TO.DA.huh?(stops)
Cool_girl2005:Let me finish. Now Taikoubou, I dare you to be locked in that room full of peaches....
Taikoubou:(starts running again)PEACHES!
Cool_girl2005:.........but not eat a single peach.
Taikoubou:(stops in his tracks) WHAT!!!!! NOT EAT PEACHES!!! NOT EVEN ONE!!!
Cool_girl2005: That's right. One whole hour in that room..no peaches.
Taikoubou:(crying) NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cool_girl2005:In you go!(pushes Taikoubou in the room, then locks the door)
Raishinshi:How long do you think he'll last
Cool_girl2005: A couple of seconds... a minute at most.
Suupuu: Poor master...surrounded by peaches...he'll never make it.
Tenka:But how will you know if he eats one?
Cool_girl2005:Because those are special peaches
Tenka:Special?
Cool_girl2005: Yeah. Peaches covered with laxatives. One bite and he'll be running. He should start banging on the door any second now.
(15 minutes later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now....
(30 minutes later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now...really..
(45 minutes later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now..
( 1 hour later)
Cool_girl2005:Any second now..
Youzen:The hour's up
Cool_girl2005:It is?! I don't believe it! Taikoubou actually stayed in a room full of peaches for an hour.. and didn't eat a single one.
Raishinshi:I don't believe it
Tenka:Neither do I
Youzen:Ditto
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Is that all Nataku does?
Raishinshi:Basically
Cool_girl2005: Oh well, let's see how Taikoubou is
(Opens door)
Cool_girl2005:(looking in room)I don't see him anywhere.
Suupuu:(worried) I don't see him either. MASTER! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Everyone:(looking for Taikoubou)
Nataku:(Stares blankly in other direction)
Cool_girl2005:What are you staring at?
Nataku:(points while staring blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Oh my....AAAAAHHHHHHH!
(Everyone comes)
Raishinshi:What?! What's wrong?!
Cool_girl2005:Nataku found Taikoubou
Everyone:(looks) AAAHHHHHH!
Taikoubou:( is in a corner, clothes gone, babbling about peaches while chewing on his hair)
Suupuu:MASTER!
Taikoubou:(looks up)Peaches? PEACHES!(runs towards Suupuu)
Suupuu:NO! I"M NOT PEACHES! AT LEAST PUT SOME PANTS ON!(runs other way)
Taikoubou:PEACHES! COME BACK!(chases Suupuu)
Cool_Girl2005:Well...Taikoubou's gone mad...but there are still a bunch of other people to dare! Go on! Dare!
Tenka: I'll call a doctor..
Raishinshi: I'll keep him away from Suupuu..
Youzen: I'll get some clothes...
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Someone please dare Nataku to do something. ANYTHING!
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:That stare is starting to scare me....
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
