Now I said there was no chapter 4 and I meant it. SO we just skip to Chpter 5!

Chapter 5: Do you want fries with that?

Avid readers! Social rejects! And those of you reading this cuse I told ya to! Welcome back! This is Chapter 5 and we are all wondering how they survived the fall. Wanna know? I just might not tell ya!

They fell from the hundred feet in the air and landed on the ground with a hard thud!

Link had landed in his position that made him look like a constapated kangaroo, and the girls had landed on his head.

Then they walked off into the sunse and lived happily ever after!!

THE END

WAIT A MINUTE! NO FUCKING WAY! THAT's NO THE END! DO IT AGAIN AND DO IT RIGHT BASTARD!!

*Sorry yelling at my alternate ego, the nice and sane Slaby.*

So as they all lay in a huge pile, Ruto came up from the Zora river.

YES RUTO! SHE'S BACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Well Ruto jumped and attached onto Link as he stood up, Zelda started looking up and down Link for any deadly wounds, and Saria was imagining Link in a sailor outfit ripped up and drenche din oil.

*Shudders. Sorry I just had to do that. I scared myself!*

Then all of a sudden Link's other leg was burdened with a heavy weight. It was MALON!

Yes the little red-headed bitch had to come into play right? I mean you can't have a story without millions upon millions of horny little women and old ugly sluts drooling over this sorry piece of shit right?

So Link, now getting humped on both legs, decided to do what he always did when these situations came up.

That's right, he cried. He cried like a little fucking baby!

Seeing a free ride, Zelda dove onto his back and Saria jumped onto his front.

Yea like you didn't think she was gonna do that anyway!

So Link walked carrying the four women who seemed to wanna bang his brains out.

One of them though wished she could do it literally!

*Yea guess who? You read the fic. My reader's aren't THAT stupid. Well not yet at least, we still have a couple chapters to go!*

And as gravity soon came back with him, he fell flat on his face dragging the horny little girls to the ground.

They all stood up and looked at Link laying there on the ground.

He just cried.

So after his little crying party, Link stood up and turned to start walking towards Kokiriko village.

When he tripped over something and fell flat onto his face...AGAIN!

Link stood up and grabbed the piece of metal and was about to throw it into the river when he saw his face in it.

That scare the shit outta him so he screamed, not throwing it because well he's a pussy.

So he put it into his sheathe, how he got one we don't know, and started to the village.

That's when night hit.

*Oh god can't you just tell what's gonna happen next?*

The skeletons walked out from the ground and killed them all.

END CHAPTER 5!!!

Author's note: Well now I wrote about 3 chapters in 10 minutes. SO I think it's time for a break. The next chapters bring some good things. How do the skeletons go away? I can tell you this it is not ZELDA THE NECRO who makes them run for fear because she wants to rape them. Seriously it's not. I'm not kiddi...ahh fuck it it is.