The Houshin Engi Dare Show!

(clapping)

Cool_girl2005:Wow! I can't believe it! Two reviews!

Raishinshi:From the same person..

Cool_girl2005:SO! That means I have a loyal reader. Now on with the show!

HE Characters:(flatly) yaaaaaaaaaay

Taikoubou:(In corner, fully dressed, still singing about peaches)peaches.happy,happy, peaches..

Suupuu: Oh master...

Youzen:Well at least he's wearing pants now

Tenka:That's true

Nataku:(Staring blankly)

Cool_girl2005: I think I'll start with Nataku's dare.

Everyone:NATAKU'S DARE?!

Cool_girl2005: That's right, Nataku's dare. (Baby stroller magically appears) Nataku, I dare you to get in this stroller and say "Mommy!" while Youzen pushes the stroller around the studio.

Everyone: (laughing out loud at thought)

Nataku:(points metal arm things at me)

Cool_girl2005:I don't think so flower boy!(make paopei disappear)

Nataku:(Stares blankly)

Cool_girl2005:Get in the stroller..

Nataku:(Stares blankly)

Cool_girl2005:Nataku, GET IN THE STROLLER

Nataku:(Still staring blankly) Cool_girl2005: NATAKU! GET IN THE STROLLER NOW OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHAT I SAW IN YOUR ROOM!

Nataku:(finally gets in stroller)

Tenka:You saw something in Nataku's room?

Raishinshi:You WENT IN Nataku's room?

Cool_girl2005:Sure, haven't you guys ever been in there?

Everyone:(shakes head)

Youzen: We're afraid he might hurt us if we went in.

Cool_girl2005: Understandable. Now, since you were such a bad boy Nataku, I'll make this dare worse. Since you're playing a baby, I'll make you look the part.(Magically dresses Nataku in diaper)

Everyone:(laughing out loud)

Raishinshi:(Taking pictures) Hello blackmail!

Cool_girl2005:Now Youzen, if you please.

Youzen:Gladly.(Begins pushing stroller)

Nataku:(looks sad)

Cool_girl2005:I didn't know Nataku could look sad

Raishinshi: Neither did I

Youzen:Wasn't there another part to this dare?

Cool_girl2005:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Nataku, say mommy

Nataku:(Shakes head)

Cool_girl2005:Say it

Nataku:(Shakes head)

Cool_girl2005:Say it

Nataku:(Shakes head) Cool_girl2005:SAY IT!

Nataku:(quietly) mommy..

Cool_girl2005:Now keep saying it until I tell you to stop

Nataku:(sadly) mommy..mommy.mommy..mommy..mommy.mommy

Youzen:(Continues pushing stroller around the studio)

Nataku:(sadly)mommy.mommy.mommy..I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!(starts crying like a baby)

Cool_girl2005:And I thought Nataku had no emotions

Raishinshi:And I thought he couldn't cry...poor Nataku.that's so humiliating..I feel kinda bad for him. (takes pictures)

Tenka:Then why are you still taking pictures?

Raishinshi:This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! BLACKMAIL!

Youzen:(Happily pushing stroller and acting motherly)Don't worry baby, everything will be OK(Gives Nataku a bottle)

Nataku:(drinks from bottle)

Cool_girl2005:That is just weird...

Tenka:And a little creppy..

Raishinshi:SWEET, SWEET BLACKMAIL!(takes more pictures)

Cool_girl2005:I think it's time for the next dare. REVEAL THE DARE!

(Two rooms are revealed)

Raishinshi:..more rooms..

Tenka:..oh no..

Cool_girl2005:Oh Yes! Now Raishinshi, will you please walk into the room on the left.

Raishinshi:(Walks in room)So what are you going to fill this room with?Bandits? Thieves?Nataku/Raishinshi doujin?

Cool_girl2005:Worse than that.I dare you to be locked in a room with.

Raishinshi:with..

Cool_girl2005:.with 130 kids!

Raishinshi:WHAT! That is not a cool dare. I WANT A HERO'S DARE!

Cool_girl2005: Too bad. You get what the readers sent.

Tenka:Where are you going to get 130 kids?

Cool_girl2005:Have you forgotten that I have magic powers!(magically makes 130 kids appear)

Kids:(look at Raishinshi)DADDY!

Raishinshi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A DADDY!

Tenka:Wow Raishinshi, you must have been pretty busy to have THAT many kids..

Raishinshi:THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!

Cool_girl2005:But they look just like you!

Raishinshi:Because YOU made them that way, evil author lady!

Cool_girl2005:True, but...wait, did you just call me EVIL?!

Raishinshi:um..um...um..um..um..um.sorry?

Cool_girl2005:(Evilly) you'll be sorry alright. INTO THE ROOM!

Kids:(pick up Raishinshi) LET'S GO PLAY DADDY!

Raishinshi: PUT ME DOWN RUGRATS! I AIN"T YO DADDY!

(The kids walk into the room, carrying Raishinshi)

Raishinshi: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS AUTHOR LADY! I'LL GET YOU!

Cool_girl2005: You might not be able to after spending a whole day in that room with those kids.

Raishinshi: WHAT?! A WHOLE DAY?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Kids:YAY! A WHOLE DAY WITH DADDY!

Cool_girl2005:Have fun Bat boy.(locks the door to the room) Tenka, are you busy right now?

Tenka:No..not now..why?

(Raishinshi is heard screaming)

Cool_girl2005:Poor Raishinshi..so anyway ,Tenka, I want you to do me a favor.

Tenka:What?

Cool_girl2005:Go make out with TnM.

Tenka: You mean that girl I kissed earlier?

Cool_girl2005:Uh-huh. She's in the other room. See?(opens door)

TnM:Hi again!

Tenka:Hi. Well you are pretty cute.and I am kinda bored.

TnM: Good!(Drags Tenka into room and locks door)

Cool_girl2005:We won't be seeing him for a while.

Taikoubou:(FINALLY snaps out of peach withdrawal)Hi guys!

Suupuu: Oh master! You're back to normal!

Taikoubou:That's right hippo!Taikoubou's back and ready for anything!

Cool_girl2005:You sure about that? I mean you did spend the entire chapter in a corner singing about peaches..

Suupuu:I AM NOT A HIPPO!

Taikoubou:Don't worry, I completely fine now. So did I miss anything?

Cool_girl2005:Yeah(points to Nataku and Youzen)

Taikoubou:(Laughs out loud) Nataku, in a STROLLER, being rolled around by Youzen!(laughs) That is hilarious!

Youzen:(Acting motherly)Aren't you a cute wittle baby ?(tickles Nataku) Nataku:(giggles)

Taikoubou:But that..THAT is disturbing...

Cool_girl2005:Yes, yes it is. Look over there(points to room where Raishinshi is)

Raishinshi:(screaming) LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!

Kids: PLAY WITH US DADDY!

Raishinshi:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Taikoubou:Daddy? You locked him in a room full of kids?

Cool_girl2005:Yeah. And last but not least..(points to room with Tenka and TnM)

(strange noises are heard from the room)

Taikoubou: Um..do I want to know what they're doing?

Cool_girl2005:Maybe not. Well .I guess this is the end of the chapter.

Taikoubou:HEY READERS! DARE ME! DARE MY HIPPO!

Cool_girl2005:Actually, that's not a bad idea. Someone dare the hip.I mean Suupuu to do something. He hasn't had a single dare yet.

Suupuu:I..AM.NOT.A.HIPPO!!

Cool_girl2005:We know Suupuu, we know. Now send in dares! Go on! Dare em! DARE!

Suupuu:I am not a hippo...I don't even look like a hippo.sure I'm a little big boned, but I'm..

Cool_girl2005:Suupuu?

Suupuu:Yes, author lady?

Cool_girl2005:Shut up. Come on people! DARE! I NEED DARES!