The Houshin Engi Dare Show!
(clapping)
Cool_girl2005:Wow! I can't believe it! Two reviews!
Raishinshi:From the same person..
Cool_girl2005:SO! That means I have a loyal reader. Now on with the show!
HE Characters:(flatly) yaaaaaaaaaay
Taikoubou:(In corner, fully dressed, still singing about peaches)peaches.happy,happy, peaches..
Suupuu: Oh master...
Youzen:Well at least he's wearing pants now
Tenka:That's true
Nataku:(Staring blankly)
Cool_girl2005: I think I'll start with Nataku's dare.
Everyone:NATAKU'S DARE?!
Cool_girl2005: That's right, Nataku's dare. (Baby stroller magically appears) Nataku, I dare you to get in this stroller and say "Mommy!" while Youzen pushes the stroller around the studio.
Everyone: (laughing out loud at thought)
Nataku:(points metal arm things at me)
Cool_girl2005:I don't think so flower boy!(make paopei disappear)
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Get in the stroller..
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Nataku, GET IN THE STROLLER
Nataku:(Still staring blankly) Cool_girl2005: NATAKU! GET IN THE STROLLER NOW OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHAT I SAW IN YOUR ROOM!
Nataku:(finally gets in stroller)
Tenka:You saw something in Nataku's room?
Raishinshi:You WENT IN Nataku's room?
Cool_girl2005:Sure, haven't you guys ever been in there?
Everyone:(shakes head)
Youzen: We're afraid he might hurt us if we went in.
Cool_girl2005: Understandable. Now, since you were such a bad boy Nataku, I'll make this dare worse. Since you're playing a baby, I'll make you look the part.(Magically dresses Nataku in diaper)
Everyone:(laughing out loud)
Raishinshi:(Taking pictures) Hello blackmail!
Cool_girl2005:Now Youzen, if you please.
Youzen:Gladly.(Begins pushing stroller)
Nataku:(looks sad)
Cool_girl2005:I didn't know Nataku could look sad
Raishinshi: Neither did I
Youzen:Wasn't there another part to this dare?
Cool_girl2005:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Nataku, say mommy
Nataku:(Shakes head)
Cool_girl2005:Say it
Nataku:(Shakes head)
Cool_girl2005:Say it
Nataku:(Shakes head) Cool_girl2005:SAY IT!
Nataku:(quietly) mommy..
Cool_girl2005:Now keep saying it until I tell you to stop
Nataku:(sadly) mommy..mommy.mommy..mommy..mommy.mommy
Youzen:(Continues pushing stroller around the studio)
Nataku:(sadly)mommy.mommy.mommy..I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!(starts crying like a baby)
Cool_girl2005:And I thought Nataku had no emotions
Raishinshi:And I thought he couldn't cry...poor Nataku.that's so humiliating..I feel kinda bad for him. (takes pictures)
Tenka:Then why are you still taking pictures?
Raishinshi:This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! BLACKMAIL!
Youzen:(Happily pushing stroller and acting motherly)Don't worry baby, everything will be OK(Gives Nataku a bottle)
Nataku:(drinks from bottle)
Cool_girl2005:That is just weird...
Tenka:And a little creppy..
Raishinshi:SWEET, SWEET BLACKMAIL!(takes more pictures)
Cool_girl2005:I think it's time for the next dare. REVEAL THE DARE!
(Two rooms are revealed)
Raishinshi:..more rooms..
Tenka:..oh no..
Cool_girl2005:Oh Yes! Now Raishinshi, will you please walk into the room on the left.
Raishinshi:(Walks in room)So what are you going to fill this room with?Bandits? Thieves?Nataku/Raishinshi doujin?
Cool_girl2005:Worse than that.I dare you to be locked in a room with.
Raishinshi:with..
Cool_girl2005:.with 130 kids!
Raishinshi:WHAT! That is not a cool dare. I WANT A HERO'S DARE!
Cool_girl2005: Too bad. You get what the readers sent.
Tenka:Where are you going to get 130 kids?
Cool_girl2005:Have you forgotten that I have magic powers!(magically makes 130 kids appear)
Kids:(look at Raishinshi)DADDY!
Raishinshi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A DADDY!
Tenka:Wow Raishinshi, you must have been pretty busy to have THAT many kids..
Raishinshi:THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!
Cool_girl2005:But they look just like you!
Raishinshi:Because YOU made them that way, evil author lady!
Cool_girl2005:True, but...wait, did you just call me EVIL?!
Raishinshi:um..um...um..um..um..um.sorry?
Cool_girl2005:(Evilly) you'll be sorry alright. INTO THE ROOM!
Kids:(pick up Raishinshi) LET'S GO PLAY DADDY!
Raishinshi: PUT ME DOWN RUGRATS! I AIN"T YO DADDY!
(The kids walk into the room, carrying Raishinshi)
Raishinshi: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS AUTHOR LADY! I'LL GET YOU!
Cool_girl2005: You might not be able to after spending a whole day in that room with those kids.
Raishinshi: WHAT?! A WHOLE DAY?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kids:YAY! A WHOLE DAY WITH DADDY!
Cool_girl2005:Have fun Bat boy.(locks the door to the room) Tenka, are you busy right now?
Tenka:No..not now..why?
(Raishinshi is heard screaming)
Cool_girl2005:Poor Raishinshi..so anyway ,Tenka, I want you to do me a favor.
Tenka:What?
Cool_girl2005:Go make out with TnM.
Tenka: You mean that girl I kissed earlier?
Cool_girl2005:Uh-huh. She's in the other room. See?(opens door)
TnM:Hi again!
Tenka:Hi. Well you are pretty cute.and I am kinda bored.
TnM: Good!(Drags Tenka into room and locks door)
Cool_girl2005:We won't be seeing him for a while.
Taikoubou:(FINALLY snaps out of peach withdrawal)Hi guys!
Suupuu: Oh master! You're back to normal!
Taikoubou:That's right hippo!Taikoubou's back and ready for anything!
Cool_girl2005:You sure about that? I mean you did spend the entire chapter in a corner singing about peaches..
Suupuu:I AM NOT A HIPPO!
Taikoubou:Don't worry, I completely fine now. So did I miss anything?
Cool_girl2005:Yeah(points to Nataku and Youzen)
Taikoubou:(Laughs out loud) Nataku, in a STROLLER, being rolled around by Youzen!(laughs) That is hilarious!
Youzen:(Acting motherly)Aren't you a cute wittle baby ?(tickles Nataku) Nataku:(giggles)
Taikoubou:But that..THAT is disturbing...
Cool_girl2005:Yes, yes it is. Look over there(points to room where Raishinshi is)
Raishinshi:(screaming) LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!
Kids: PLAY WITH US DADDY!
Raishinshi:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Taikoubou:Daddy? You locked him in a room full of kids?
Cool_girl2005:Yeah. And last but not least..(points to room with Tenka and TnM)
(strange noises are heard from the room)
Taikoubou: Um..do I want to know what they're doing?
Cool_girl2005:Maybe not. Well .I guess this is the end of the chapter.
Taikoubou:HEY READERS! DARE ME! DARE MY HIPPO!
Cool_girl2005:Actually, that's not a bad idea. Someone dare the hip.I mean Suupuu to do something. He hasn't had a single dare yet.
Suupuu:I..AM.NOT.A.HIPPO!!
Cool_girl2005:We know Suupuu, we know. Now send in dares! Go on! Dare em! DARE!
Suupuu:I am not a hippo...I don't even look like a hippo.sure I'm a little big boned, but I'm..
Cool_girl2005:Suupuu?
Suupuu:Yes, author lady?
Cool_girl2005:Shut up. Come on people! DARE! I NEED DARES!
(clapping)
Cool_girl2005:Wow! I can't believe it! Two reviews!
Raishinshi:From the same person..
Cool_girl2005:SO! That means I have a loyal reader. Now on with the show!
HE Characters:(flatly) yaaaaaaaaaay
Taikoubou:(In corner, fully dressed, still singing about peaches)peaches.happy,happy, peaches..
Suupuu: Oh master...
Youzen:Well at least he's wearing pants now
Tenka:That's true
Nataku:(Staring blankly)
Cool_girl2005: I think I'll start with Nataku's dare.
Everyone:NATAKU'S DARE?!
Cool_girl2005: That's right, Nataku's dare. (Baby stroller magically appears) Nataku, I dare you to get in this stroller and say "Mommy!" while Youzen pushes the stroller around the studio.
Everyone: (laughing out loud at thought)
Nataku:(points metal arm things at me)
Cool_girl2005:I don't think so flower boy!(make paopei disappear)
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Get in the stroller..
Nataku:(Stares blankly)
Cool_girl2005:Nataku, GET IN THE STROLLER
Nataku:(Still staring blankly) Cool_girl2005: NATAKU! GET IN THE STROLLER NOW OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHAT I SAW IN YOUR ROOM!
Nataku:(finally gets in stroller)
Tenka:You saw something in Nataku's room?
Raishinshi:You WENT IN Nataku's room?
Cool_girl2005:Sure, haven't you guys ever been in there?
Everyone:(shakes head)
Youzen: We're afraid he might hurt us if we went in.
Cool_girl2005: Understandable. Now, since you were such a bad boy Nataku, I'll make this dare worse. Since you're playing a baby, I'll make you look the part.(Magically dresses Nataku in diaper)
Everyone:(laughing out loud)
Raishinshi:(Taking pictures) Hello blackmail!
Cool_girl2005:Now Youzen, if you please.
Youzen:Gladly.(Begins pushing stroller)
Nataku:(looks sad)
Cool_girl2005:I didn't know Nataku could look sad
Raishinshi: Neither did I
Youzen:Wasn't there another part to this dare?
Cool_girl2005:Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Nataku, say mommy
Nataku:(Shakes head)
Cool_girl2005:Say it
Nataku:(Shakes head)
Cool_girl2005:Say it
Nataku:(Shakes head) Cool_girl2005:SAY IT!
Nataku:(quietly) mommy..
Cool_girl2005:Now keep saying it until I tell you to stop
Nataku:(sadly) mommy..mommy.mommy..mommy..mommy.mommy
Youzen:(Continues pushing stroller around the studio)
Nataku:(sadly)mommy.mommy.mommy..I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!(starts crying like a baby)
Cool_girl2005:And I thought Nataku had no emotions
Raishinshi:And I thought he couldn't cry...poor Nataku.that's so humiliating..I feel kinda bad for him. (takes pictures)
Tenka:Then why are you still taking pictures?
Raishinshi:This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! BLACKMAIL!
Youzen:(Happily pushing stroller and acting motherly)Don't worry baby, everything will be OK(Gives Nataku a bottle)
Nataku:(drinks from bottle)
Cool_girl2005:That is just weird...
Tenka:And a little creppy..
Raishinshi:SWEET, SWEET BLACKMAIL!(takes more pictures)
Cool_girl2005:I think it's time for the next dare. REVEAL THE DARE!
(Two rooms are revealed)
Raishinshi:..more rooms..
Tenka:..oh no..
Cool_girl2005:Oh Yes! Now Raishinshi, will you please walk into the room on the left.
Raishinshi:(Walks in room)So what are you going to fill this room with?Bandits? Thieves?Nataku/Raishinshi doujin?
Cool_girl2005:Worse than that.I dare you to be locked in a room with.
Raishinshi:with..
Cool_girl2005:.with 130 kids!
Raishinshi:WHAT! That is not a cool dare. I WANT A HERO'S DARE!
Cool_girl2005: Too bad. You get what the readers sent.
Tenka:Where are you going to get 130 kids?
Cool_girl2005:Have you forgotten that I have magic powers!(magically makes 130 kids appear)
Kids:(look at Raishinshi)DADDY!
Raishinshi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A DADDY!
Tenka:Wow Raishinshi, you must have been pretty busy to have THAT many kids..
Raishinshi:THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!
Cool_girl2005:But they look just like you!
Raishinshi:Because YOU made them that way, evil author lady!
Cool_girl2005:True, but...wait, did you just call me EVIL?!
Raishinshi:um..um...um..um..um..um.sorry?
Cool_girl2005:(Evilly) you'll be sorry alright. INTO THE ROOM!
Kids:(pick up Raishinshi) LET'S GO PLAY DADDY!
Raishinshi: PUT ME DOWN RUGRATS! I AIN"T YO DADDY!
(The kids walk into the room, carrying Raishinshi)
Raishinshi: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS AUTHOR LADY! I'LL GET YOU!
Cool_girl2005: You might not be able to after spending a whole day in that room with those kids.
Raishinshi: WHAT?! A WHOLE DAY?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kids:YAY! A WHOLE DAY WITH DADDY!
Cool_girl2005:Have fun Bat boy.(locks the door to the room) Tenka, are you busy right now?
Tenka:No..not now..why?
(Raishinshi is heard screaming)
Cool_girl2005:Poor Raishinshi..so anyway ,Tenka, I want you to do me a favor.
Tenka:What?
Cool_girl2005:Go make out with TnM.
Tenka: You mean that girl I kissed earlier?
Cool_girl2005:Uh-huh. She's in the other room. See?(opens door)
TnM:Hi again!
Tenka:Hi. Well you are pretty cute.and I am kinda bored.
TnM: Good!(Drags Tenka into room and locks door)
Cool_girl2005:We won't be seeing him for a while.
Taikoubou:(FINALLY snaps out of peach withdrawal)Hi guys!
Suupuu: Oh master! You're back to normal!
Taikoubou:That's right hippo!Taikoubou's back and ready for anything!
Cool_girl2005:You sure about that? I mean you did spend the entire chapter in a corner singing about peaches..
Suupuu:I AM NOT A HIPPO!
Taikoubou:Don't worry, I completely fine now. So did I miss anything?
Cool_girl2005:Yeah(points to Nataku and Youzen)
Taikoubou:(Laughs out loud) Nataku, in a STROLLER, being rolled around by Youzen!(laughs) That is hilarious!
Youzen:(Acting motherly)Aren't you a cute wittle baby ?(tickles Nataku) Nataku:(giggles)
Taikoubou:But that..THAT is disturbing...
Cool_girl2005:Yes, yes it is. Look over there(points to room where Raishinshi is)
Raishinshi:(screaming) LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!
Kids: PLAY WITH US DADDY!
Raishinshi:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Taikoubou:Daddy? You locked him in a room full of kids?
Cool_girl2005:Yeah. And last but not least..(points to room with Tenka and TnM)
(strange noises are heard from the room)
Taikoubou: Um..do I want to know what they're doing?
Cool_girl2005:Maybe not. Well .I guess this is the end of the chapter.
Taikoubou:HEY READERS! DARE ME! DARE MY HIPPO!
Cool_girl2005:Actually, that's not a bad idea. Someone dare the hip.I mean Suupuu to do something. He hasn't had a single dare yet.
Suupuu:I..AM.NOT.A.HIPPO!!
Cool_girl2005:We know Suupuu, we know. Now send in dares! Go on! Dare em! DARE!
Suupuu:I am not a hippo...I don't even look like a hippo.sure I'm a little big boned, but I'm..
Cool_girl2005:Suupuu?
Suupuu:Yes, author lady?
Cool_girl2005:Shut up. Come on people! DARE! I NEED DARES!
