Cool_girl2005:Sorry about the delay loyal readers!

Taikoubou:*cough* TnM*cough*

Cool_girl2005:But now, lets get to ...

The Houshin Engi Dare Show!

(clapping)

Cool_girl2005:Welcome to the 4th chapter of the HE Dare Show! I would like to take this time to thank all of my loyal readers...

Taikoubou:Mainly TnM...

Cool_girl2005:...For reading and reviewing my story. Joining us this chapter will be a new character, Kihatsu!

(Kihatsu walks in)

Kihatsu:Thank you for inviting me. Oh and ladies, I am free tonight.(waves at women)

Taikoubou:I bet he's free every night

Cool_girl2005:You're probably right Taikoubou, but that's not very important right now. Let's get this show started!

Taikoubou:Shouldn't you get everyone else first? They are still in the middle of their last dares.

Cool_girl2005:Oh, yeah. I forgot about them.Youzen! Bring back the stroller!

(Youzen rolls stroller back)

Youzen:And I was having so much fun being a mother.

Taikoubou:You have no idea how disturbing that sounds.

Cool_girl2005:I magically give you a baby later Youzen. Now how is Nataku doing?(looks inside stroller) Nataku?

Nataku:(making baby noises)

Youzen:Isn't he adorable?

Cool_girl2005:I guess so..

Taikoubou:Look what you have reduced Nataku to Author Lady. LOOK!

Raishinshi:(taking pictures)

Cool_girl2005:Raishinshi? I didn't even free you yet.

Raishinshi:I got the kids to open the door for me. They're not so bad once you get to know them. Now if you'll excuse me.(walks closer to Nataku).I have some more blackmail to get. BLACKMAIL!

Cool_girl2005:Don't you have enough already?

Raishinshi:One can never have too much blackmail.

Taikoubou:You know Nataku will kill you once he comes to his senses.

Raishinshi:He won't touch me as long as I have these pictures.

Cool_girl2005:Let's just see about that.(magically turns Nataku back to normal)

Nataku:(stares blankly, then looks at Raishinshi and points arm thingys at him)

Raishinshi: You wouldn't dare!

Nataku:(fires at Raishinshi, hurting him and destroying the camera)

Raishinshi:I doomed...um.I have some business to take care of .so..BYE!(flies away)

Nataku:(flies after him)

Cool_girl2005:I hope they don't destroy too much...this isn't my studio.

Kihatsu: I don't me to interrupt, but when will I be involved in this fic, beautiful hostess?

Cool_girl2005:Soon, very soon. Now where are Tenka and Suupuu?

Tenka:Hello

Cool_girl2005:...when did you get here Tenka?

Tenka:I've been here talking to TnM for a while.

TnM:Hi

Cool_girl2005:Oh.and what about Suupuu?

Taikoubou:He's in my room making up reasons why he should not called a hippo

Cool_girl2005:That is so ironic..

Taikoubou:Why do you say that?

Cool_girl2005:You'll see. SUUPUU!

(suupuu comes in, holding a REALLY long list)

Suupuu:Hello Author Lady, I'm ready to explain to the world why I should not be called A HIPPO!

Cool_girl2005:Before you do that Suupuu, I think you should hear about your dare first.

Suupuu:I have a dare?

Taikoubou:He has a dare?

Cool_girl2005:Yes he does. Suupuu, I dare you to walk around the town, wearing a sign that says "I am.

Suupuu:a great riding beast?Great companion?Friendly?Looking for a new master?

Taikoubou:HEY!

Cool_girl2005:No suupuu, the sign says "I am a hippo".

Suupuu:(speechless)

Taikoubou:(happily dances) WHAT A GREAT DARE!

Suupuu:(glares evilly at Taikoubou) A GREAT DARE?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Tenka:I think it sounds pretty funny.

Kihatsu:Ditto

Suupuu:WHAT! FUNNY! YOU think it's FUNNY that I walk around with a sign saying I'M A HIPPO?!

Everyone:(nods)

Suupuu:I hate you all

Cool_girl2005:You can hate us later. Right now you need to put on the sign and walk through town for a while.

Suupuu:I will NEVER put on that sign.NEVER!!!

Taikoubou:Oh yes you will!(tapes sign to Suupuu)

Cool_girl2005:And to make sure that he wears that sign the whole time, I want Taikoubou to follow Suupuu around and tape everything.

Suupuu:TAPE?!

Cool_girl2005:That's right, tape. Now Taikoubou, if you please...

Taikoubou:It would be my pleasure.(drags Suupuu away) Come my hippo!

Suupuu:YOU ALL WILL PAY FOR THIS! PAY!

Cool_girl2005:And I always thought that Suupuu was a gentle creature..

Youzen:He is..unless you call him a hippo

Raishinshi:Then things can get ugly.

Cool_girl2005:I see. I'll keep that in mind.

Kihatsu:Um, excuse me beautiful author, but have you forgotten about me?

Cool_girl2005:Don't be silly Kihatsu, I haven't forgotten about your dare. Oh , and if you don't mind, I would like you to stop hitting on me.

Kihatsu:(looks at me lovingly)I would never give up on such a beautiful woman.(kisses my hand)

Tenka:I've never seen him be this nice to a girl before...

Youzen:He must really want some..

Cool_girl2005:(slightly scared) um..that's really sweet of you Kihatsu..but what if I told you your dare involved over 50 beautiful women?

Kihatsu:50!(drops my hand) WHERE?!WHERE?!

Cool_girl2005:I take back the sweet remark. Everyone follow me. Tenka:Where are we going?

Cool_girl2005:To Kihatsu's dare of course.

(walking, walking, walking, walking)

Youzen:That was a lot of walking

Cool_girl2005:Yeah, but we're almost there.

Tenka:Hey look! It's Suupuu and Taikoubou!

Taikoubou:Hey everybody! Free hippo rides!

(a bunch of kids crowd around Taikoubou and Suupuu)

Kid:Hey mister, can I really ride on your hippo?

Taikoubou:Sure kid! Hop on!

(Taikoubou and the kid get on Suupuu)

Taikoubou:Up my hippo!

Suupuu:(quietly)he will pay ..he will pay.they all will pay...

Taikoubou:What was that hippo?

Suupuu:nothing

Taikoubou:That's what I thought.Noooooooow UP!

(Suupuu flies around)

Taikoubou:FLY HIPPO FLY!

Kids:HIPPO! HIPPO! HIPPO! HIPPO!

Youzen:Do you think Taikoubou knows what's in store for him once the dare is over?

Cool_girl2005:Doubt it.(Opens door)Well boys, here we are!

(Everyone goes in a big room)

Tenka:Woooooow...this room is huge.

Kihatsu:This place reminds me of a strip joint I went to.

Cool_girl2005:That too is ironic...

Youzen:You've been to a strip joint lately Kihatsu?

Kihatsu:Um..well....you see....it was a business trip.

Cool_girl2005:(sarcastically)Sure it was Kihatsu...sure it was. I guess today you have more "business" to take care of.

Kihatsu:I do?

Tenka and Youzen:He does?

Cool_girl2005:Un-huh. REVEAL THE DARE!

(a giant stage with a pole on the center appears in the middle of the room)

Kihatsu:(excited) could it be what I think it is?

Cool_girl2005:Kihatsu, get on the stage.

(Kihatsu jumps on stage)

Cool_girl2005:Now Kihatsu, stand next to the pole and look straight ahead

(Kihatsu does that)

Kihatsu:What am I looking for?

Cool_girl2005:Them(points to a door)

(50 women dressed in VERY revealing outfits walk on stage)

Kihatsu:(drooling)so beautiful....must touch(tries to touch them, but he can't reach) What?! Why can't I touch them?

Cool_girl2005:Look down Kihatsu

Kihatsu:(looks down)WHAT! You TIED me to the pole!

Cool_girl2005:Yeah. Kihatsu, I dare you to be tied to a pole while these women walk around you practically naked.

Kihatsu:(sniffles)I hate you author lady, I hate you. I mean, look at them with their big round.

Cool_girl2005:QUIET! This is a PG-13 fic!

Tenka:You could always bump the rating up...

Youzen:She may have to soon..

Cool_girl2005:You may be right about that.(Turns to Kihatsu)This is a test Kihatsu, a test. It is a test of your ability to resist women.

Tenka:A test that he will fail.

Youzen:A test that he will fail miserably..

Kihatsu:You guys don't think that I can resist women at all?

Everyone:(shakes head)

Kihatsu:Well, I'll prove all of you wrong.I CAN HOLD OUT AGAINST TEMPTATION!AND I WILL!(has determined look on face)

Cool_girl2005:How long you think it'll be before he begs to be untied?

Tenka:an hour, at most

Youzen:I give him five minutes

Cool_girl2005:Well I guess that about takes care of this chapter. Wait.I think I'm forgetting something...oh yeah..Youzen, are you busy right now?

Youzen:(looks a little worried)Why?

Tenka:She probably wants you to make out with TnM.

Youzen:Oh. Is that it? That's what you want me to do?

Cool_girl2005:(nods)

Youzen:O.K.! I can do that! Where is she?

TnM:Hi!

Tenka:You can make people just appear like that, can't you author lady?

Cool_girl2005:Yes I can. Now TnM and Youzen...

Youzen:Got that covered!(picks up TnM and walks into a room)

TnM:Bye! See you later!

Everyone:(waves)

Cool_girl2005:Now I think it is the end of the chapter. I don't think I forgot anything...

Tenka:What about everyone else?

Cool_girl2005:We'll worry about them next chapter. Now loyal readers, send me more dares!

Tenka: And other people, please read the story! Review the story!

Cool_girl2005:(bops Tenka)

Tenka:Ow.