Chapter 7 is kind of different. Wait no it's not. Oh yea that's what's different. Throughout this chapter I will constantly interrupt and me or my other personality will bitch and moan for half of the story I will be in *hello* and my other personality, let's call him Jason (lol) will be in **hello**.

Chapter 7: If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Now they had died, couldn't ya tell, and if this story is continuing they must be back alive.

The gang stood up after the extreme attack of marshmallows.

**I LOVE LUCKY CHARMS DAMMIT! THEY ARE NOT POISON! IF YOU THINK SO SUCK ON ME RED BALLOONS!!!**

*SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT!!*

Now Link stood up and dove on Mike Aye, kicking the living shit outta him. No one cared.

SO as they left the mangled corpse of Mike Aye lying there, Zelda already had her way with him, they took off towards Goron village.

Why? We have no clue but I think it might have to do with Saria and her obsession with hard stiff objects.

So as they arrived in Goron village, Link looked at a rolling Goron and kicked it.

He broke his foot.

The Goron, which we will call PINKY!.

**WHY PINKY??!?!**

*CUSE I SAID SO! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?*

**YES BUT I CRAVE ATTENTION**

::The two personalities of Jason get in a fight and beat the fuck outta each other.::

So PINKY, and the others decided to go on and find something to blow up.

Link picked up a bomb flower and threw it into the arena filled with Gorons.

The explosion was so big that they were all knocked into the wall.

The Gorons ran to the group, including Pinky, and crept closer.

Closer.

CLOSER!

::Sorry it seems Jason and his second personality got bored with it and walked off. So I, the third personality, shall finish::

They attacked the gang with their fists missing by 3 feete because Gorons are tall Mutha Fuckas and are blind as Britany Spears after an orgy.

The group ran outside to confront a dodongo who ate them all.

The End.

Note from Author: I don't think I wanna do anymore personalities. ::Kills other two:: So now there is just me. MWUAHAHA! Tune in next time, if you can tune in, and see what happens!