By now your probably sick of me. TOO BAD! So yea they were eaten..AGAIN! And it seems as if the world is fucked.

So naturally you will get another chappie!

CHAPTER 8: Mike Aye, the Magical Midget

Yes the midget who killed them all with Lucky Charms saved them by coming back to life somehow (go figure) and kicking it right between the legs. YES HIS NUTS!

SO he puked them all out and they laid there. Malon and Ruto were humping Links leg, Zelda was humping Aye (HE GOT LAID HE GOT LAID!) Link was crying, and Saria was thinking of Link naked.

Pinky was laying down watching the sky. He was wondering why it was blue. Why not green? Or Pink?

Link got up and drew his sword, threw it into the air, and knocked down the sky. Pinky got pissed and kicked him in the ass.

His foot got stuck.

They all ran around, cept for Aye who was busy with the necro, until the sky fell on top of them and crushed their bodies into pancakes.

THE END!

Note: SO yea Chapter 8 was late, who cares. Whose reading? NO ONE!