Chapter 9: Holy Shit Slaby is still ALIVE?!
Hello everyone. I (against all attempts from some of my avid readers and friends) am alive. I just started to really get into poetry on FictionPress.com. Now STUPIDITY!!!!
The hero and his party are dead. And I should be commited. So what else is there to do...SELF INSERTIONS!!!!! I know everyone hates these but hey you can only think of SOOOO many outcomes and deaths until you run dry.
Jason runs in the middle of the now repainted sky and yells that he has gone ofver the deep end and should seek serious help.
Link got up and found a 500 rupee. Until..DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!! Jar Jar Binks came from nowhere and stole it running off spouting something no one understands.
Jar Jar: Meesa Doo Doo Kiko Yuko Mesha Boco Kaba Baka Na Ne Shuuuuuu Poof Putty Bunn Bum Car Toes.
TRANSLATION----who the fuck knows?! And really does anybody care at this point? I mean comn no one is reading...NO ONE!
SO Jason took out a bazooka and BLEW THE FUCK OUTTA THAT DAMNED RETARD THAT HELPS NOTHING WITH THE STORY OF ANY STAR WARS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So they all partied with Cream Soda and Corn Nuts until Mike Aye died of over exhaustion..Zelda still fucked him.
Pinky (finally getting his foot from Link's ass) ate rocks. Surprised? I knew it.
Saria and Malon decided to have a fight over who fucked Link the most. (They both lied out of their asses cuse Link probably has a dick the size and width of a mini pretzel)
Ruto humped Link some more. And Jason was busy shooting round after round at the burning hole that is now Jar Jar.
**HUGE RIP IN TIME CONTINUEM**
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME SO FUCKING NUTS!?!? SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
Vash The Stampede appears out of nowhere.
**VASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*****Yes Jay?*****
HELP ME FIX THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!
*****OK*****
Vash beats Jason senseless and the chapter ends.
THE END!
Note from ShadowWolfX: People I know it's been a while since we've had our little story but fear not! I SHALL KEEP WRITING UNTIL..::police grab him:: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
***Mr Slaby we are from the PFCSAWDKS..That's the Protection of Fictional Characters from Stupid Authors Who Don't Know Shit. Your under arrest for the demorilization of a beloved character.***
**BUT EVERYONE LIKES HOW I PICK ON LINK**
***Not Link..Jar Jar Binks....***
**WHAT!? Wait A MINUTE!!!! ::tears off their masks:: YOUR BINKSESES!!!!!!**
Jar Jar Binks look alikes stand there with waffles. Why waffles? BECAUSE!
***WESA COMESA TO AVEGAS DOO TOOE..***
**DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**
Jason blasts them to death with the OMEGE CANNON that he retrieved from the GREAT ANIME ITEM SPACE OF DOOOOOOM!!!!!! (6 O's!!!! COPYRIGHTED!!!)
THAT IS THE REAL END!!
OR IS IT?!?!
IT PROBABLY IS.
UNLESS I GET THE NEED TO WRITE MORE!
THIS IS THE END.
NO THIS.
Maybe this?
OK THIS IS REALLY THE END NOW.
GOOD
GO AWAY
I SAID IT WAS THE END
GET THE FUCK OUT!
LEAVE ALREADY DAMMIT!
GET OUT BEFORE I AM FORCED TO SPEAK LIKE JAR JAR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
::EVERYONE RUNS INCLUDING JASON::
Hello everyone. I (against all attempts from some of my avid readers and friends) am alive. I just started to really get into poetry on FictionPress.com. Now STUPIDITY!!!!
The hero and his party are dead. And I should be commited. So what else is there to do...SELF INSERTIONS!!!!! I know everyone hates these but hey you can only think of SOOOO many outcomes and deaths until you run dry.
Jason runs in the middle of the now repainted sky and yells that he has gone ofver the deep end and should seek serious help.
Link got up and found a 500 rupee. Until..DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!! Jar Jar Binks came from nowhere and stole it running off spouting something no one understands.
Jar Jar: Meesa Doo Doo Kiko Yuko Mesha Boco Kaba Baka Na Ne Shuuuuuu Poof Putty Bunn Bum Car Toes.
TRANSLATION----who the fuck knows?! And really does anybody care at this point? I mean comn no one is reading...NO ONE!
SO Jason took out a bazooka and BLEW THE FUCK OUTTA THAT DAMNED RETARD THAT HELPS NOTHING WITH THE STORY OF ANY STAR WARS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So they all partied with Cream Soda and Corn Nuts until Mike Aye died of over exhaustion..Zelda still fucked him.
Pinky (finally getting his foot from Link's ass) ate rocks. Surprised? I knew it.
Saria and Malon decided to have a fight over who fucked Link the most. (They both lied out of their asses cuse Link probably has a dick the size and width of a mini pretzel)
Ruto humped Link some more. And Jason was busy shooting round after round at the burning hole that is now Jar Jar.
**HUGE RIP IN TIME CONTINUEM**
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME SO FUCKING NUTS!?!? SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
Vash The Stampede appears out of nowhere.
**VASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*****Yes Jay?*****
HELP ME FIX THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!
*****OK*****
Vash beats Jason senseless and the chapter ends.
THE END!
Note from ShadowWolfX: People I know it's been a while since we've had our little story but fear not! I SHALL KEEP WRITING UNTIL..::police grab him:: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
***Mr Slaby we are from the PFCSAWDKS..That's the Protection of Fictional Characters from Stupid Authors Who Don't Know Shit. Your under arrest for the demorilization of a beloved character.***
**BUT EVERYONE LIKES HOW I PICK ON LINK**
***Not Link..Jar Jar Binks....***
**WHAT!? Wait A MINUTE!!!! ::tears off their masks:: YOUR BINKSESES!!!!!!**
Jar Jar Binks look alikes stand there with waffles. Why waffles? BECAUSE!
***WESA COMESA TO AVEGAS DOO TOOE..***
**DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**
Jason blasts them to death with the OMEGE CANNON that he retrieved from the GREAT ANIME ITEM SPACE OF DOOOOOOM!!!!!! (6 O's!!!! COPYRIGHTED!!!)
THAT IS THE REAL END!!
OR IS IT?!?!
IT PROBABLY IS.
UNLESS I GET THE NEED TO WRITE MORE!
THIS IS THE END.
NO THIS.
Maybe this?
OK THIS IS REALLY THE END NOW.
GOOD
GO AWAY
I SAID IT WAS THE END
GET THE FUCK OUT!
LEAVE ALREADY DAMMIT!
GET OUT BEFORE I AM FORCED TO SPEAK LIKE JAR JAR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
::EVERYONE RUNS INCLUDING JASON::
