Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Author's Notes:

Shime: Um, rated R for obvious reasons?

Kitty: *starts to tick off using her fingers* Swearing, sexual situations, double entendres --- and a whole bunch of loony talk.

Shime: YGO doesn't belong to us. How sad.

Characters:

Yugi: the innocent mortal

Yami: The Egyptian Magician

Bakura: The White Bandit

Malik: The Blonde Bandit

Seto: The Muffin Man

Kitsune (Shime): One of the Seductive Female Robbers

Kitty: One of the Seductive Female Robbers (turns good, goes with Malik)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Chapter 2

Yugi: *appears* Yami!!!!!!!!

Yami: *disbelievingly* Yugi?!?!!?!?

Yugi: Yaaaaamiiiiiiii!

Yami: Yuuuuuuugiiiiii!

Kitty: My god, shut up!!!!

Yugi & Yami: *shuts up*

Kitty: *smiles* Thank you.

Kitsune: --- Who are these people again? They look alike. *peers at the two* Are you two twin brothers? *pales when Yugi starts to make out with Yami* Incest --- incest I tell you ---

Kitty: *shivers*

Kitsune: *points a finger at the pair* INCEST! INCEST! IncestIncestIncestIncestIncestIncestIn- *faints*

Kitty: -___- Idiot ---

Yugi: *blinks innocently* But we're not brothers ---

Kitty: YOU MIND TELLING HER THAT *BEFORE* SHE GOES INTO OVERLOAD AND FAINTS?!?!?!

Yugi: Um --- she didn't ask.

Kitty: *sweatdrops* Oh lordy-lord ---

Kitsune: *gets up all of a sudden* So you're not twin brothers huh? *starts to grin* You're twin *lovers*!!! *starts to dance wildly while singing* They're not twin brothers! But they're twin *lovers*!!

Kitty: Here we go again --- *smashes her on the head with a boomerang*

Kitsune: *sees little Yugi and Yami plushies dancing around her head* Muffy --- I see two lovers --- two twin lovers --- *faints again*

LPBR: *gasps* I know who you two are!

Kitty: *blinks*

LPBR: *takes a dramatic pause* You are the-

Kitsune: *eye twitches* Say that again I *dare* you.

LPBR: *screaming his ass off cuz he's on a roast*

Kitty: *grins* Oooh look. Barbecue!

Kitsune: *double grins* Yup. Roast Rabbit on a stick!

Kitty: *adds* With sweet and sour sauce! Such a cruel cruel fate for the little pink bunny ---

LPBR: Hey, hey! The *name* is the Little Pink Bunny Rabbit! *Or* you could just say LPBR! *shakes his head* Kids these days --- no respect, I tell you. No respect at all ---

Kitsune: --------------- Okay, Mr. LPBR! *continues to shake pepper and salt on him*

LPBR: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Kitsune: *hands him a handkerchief*

LPBR: What the hell is this for?
Kitsune: O___O The bunny swears ---

Kitty: BAD BUNNY!

Kitsune: *looks at LPBR* Weren't you going to sneeze?

LPBR: -____- Someone kill me. Please.

Kitsune: With pleasure. *goes towards him with a fork*

Bakura: Isn't that cruelty to animals?
Kitsune: *already has the LPBR halfway in her mouth* Wha?

Kitty: Ewwww! He's still raw!!

Kitsune: ? Mmph? Mrrrmmphmrrrrmph? (Translation: So? Does it really look like I care?)

Kitty: Er --- um --- no.

Kitsune: See!

Kitty: Okay! Pink. Bunny. Out. Mouth. NOW!!!!

Kitsune: -___- Sheesh.

Kitty: *taps her foot* NOW!

Kitsune: *lowers her head as she spits out the LPBR*

LPBR: *shakes* Thank Ra --- Thank Ra --- *kisses the ground* I love you, ground! I love you, Earth! I love you, Candyland!

Kitsune: ÂÂ Give me a break ---

Kitty: *sings* Give me a break! Give me a break!

Everyone else: I wanna take a piece of that Kit-Kat-

Kitty & Kitsune: Bar!!!

LPBR: O___O ------- I want out!!!!

Kitsune: Out? Out of where? *gets a hentai-ish grin* Ohhhhhh. *That* out!

Kitty: -___-;; Bunnies don't hump. Or at least --- *ponders* --- I think they don't ---

Kitsune: *blinks* But I thought they did, or do! Or ---

Kitty: Does it really matter?

Kitsune: ----------------- Yeah!!! Of course it does!!!

Everyone else: ---

Kitty: --- Let's go find Muffy!

Bakura & Malik: HELL NO!!! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK WE'RE THAT FUCKED UP TO GO THE FUCKING MUFFIN MAN'S FUCKING HOUSE?!?!?!?

Kitsune: *jaw drops* Whoa.

Kitty: Double whoa.

Kitsune: BAD INFLUENCE ON THE KIDDIES, YOU TWO!

Kitty: --- But isn't this rated R?

Kitsune: --- My bad.

Kitty: So let's go find the Muffin Man. *looks at Yugi and Yami* /Heh. Heh. The boss'll be *very* pleased/

Kitsune: /--- Rabbit soup! Um --- how does the recipe go again?/

Kitty: So Kitsune, do you think we should drag them there or worse. *gets an evil grin* Make them carry us there.

Kitsune: /--- I know!/ I know! *holds up a hand*

Kitty: Yeeeeees?

Kitsune: LET'S MAKE RABBIT SOUP! AND I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT CONTAINS! *smiles* TURTLE!!!

Kitty: *anime falls*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Shime: *smiles* I like Kitsune ---

Kitty: She's you, you idiot!

Shime: --- That's right.