Do You Know the Muffin Man?
Author's Notes:
Shime: Um, rated R for obvious reasons?
Kitty: *starts to tick off using her fingers* Swearing, sexual situations, double entendres --- and a whole bunch of loony talk.
Shime: YGO doesn't belong to us. How sad.
Characters:
Yugi: the innocent mortal
Yami: The Egyptian Magician
Bakura: The White Bandit
Malik: The Blonde Bandit
Seto: The Muffin Man
Kitsune (Shime): One of the Seductive Female Robbers
Kitty: One of the Seductive Female Robbers (turns good, goes with Malik)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Chapter 2
Yugi: *appears* Yami!!!!!!!!
Yami: *disbelievingly* Yugi?!?!!?!?
Yugi: Yaaaaamiiiiiiii!
Yami: Yuuuuuuugiiiiii!
Kitty: My god, shut up!!!!
Yugi & Yami: *shuts up*
Kitty: *smiles* Thank you.
Kitsune: --- Who are these people again? They look alike. *peers at the two* Are you two twin brothers? *pales when Yugi starts to make out with Yami* Incest --- incest I tell you ---
Kitty: *shivers*
Kitsune: *points a finger at the pair* INCEST! INCEST! IncestIncestIncestIncestIncestIncestIn- *faints*
Kitty: -___- Idiot ---
Yugi: *blinks innocently* But we're not brothers ---
Kitty: YOU MIND TELLING HER THAT *BEFORE* SHE GOES INTO OVERLOAD AND FAINTS?!?!?!
Yugi: Um --- she didn't ask.
Kitty: *sweatdrops* Oh lordy-lord ---
Kitsune: *gets up all of a sudden* So you're not twin brothers huh? *starts to grin* You're twin *lovers*!!! *starts to dance wildly while singing* They're not twin brothers! But they're twin *lovers*!!
Kitty: Here we go again --- *smashes her on the head with a boomerang*
Kitsune: *sees little Yugi and Yami plushies dancing around her head* Muffy --- I see two lovers --- two twin lovers --- *faints again*
LPBR: *gasps* I know who you two are!
Kitty: *blinks*
LPBR: *takes a dramatic pause* You are the-
Kitsune: *eye twitches* Say that again I *dare* you.
LPBR: *screaming his ass off cuz he's on a roast*
Kitty: *grins* Oooh look. Barbecue!
Kitsune: *double grins* Yup. Roast Rabbit on a stick!
Kitty: *adds* With sweet and sour sauce! Such a cruel cruel fate for the little pink bunny ---
LPBR: Hey, hey! The *name* is the Little Pink Bunny Rabbit! *Or* you could just say LPBR! *shakes his head* Kids these days --- no respect, I tell you. No respect at all ---
Kitsune: --------------- Okay, Mr. LPBR! *continues to shake pepper and salt on him*
LPBR: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Kitsune: *hands him a handkerchief*
LPBR: What the hell is this for?
Kitsune: O___O The bunny swears
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Kitty: BAD BUNNY!
Kitsune: *looks at LPBR* Weren't you going to sneeze?
LPBR: -____- Someone kill me. Please.
Kitsune: With pleasure. *goes towards him with a fork*
Bakura: Isn't that cruelty to animals?
Kitsune: *already has the LPBR halfway in her mouth* Wha?
Kitty: Ewwww! He's still raw!!
Kitsune: ? Mmph? Mrrrmmphmrrrrmph? (Translation: So? Does it really look like I care?)
Kitty: Er --- um --- no.
Kitsune: See!
Kitty: Okay! Pink. Bunny. Out. Mouth. NOW!!!!
Kitsune: -___- Sheesh.
Kitty: *taps her foot* NOW!
Kitsune: *lowers her head as she spits out the LPBR*
LPBR: *shakes* Thank Ra --- Thank Ra --- *kisses the ground* I love you, ground! I love you, Earth! I love you, Candyland!
Kitsune: ÂÂ Give me a break ---
Kitty: *sings* Give me a break! Give me a break!
Everyone else: I wanna take a piece of that Kit-Kat-
Kitty & Kitsune: Bar!!!
LPBR: O___O ------- I want out!!!!
Kitsune: Out? Out of where? *gets a hentai-ish grin* Ohhhhhh. *That* out!
Kitty: -___-;; Bunnies don't hump. Or at least --- *ponders* --- I think they don't ---
Kitsune: *blinks* But I thought they did, or do! Or ---
Kitty: Does it really matter?
Kitsune: ----------------- Yeah!!! Of course it does!!!
Everyone else: ---
Kitty: --- Let's go find Muffy!
Bakura & Malik: HELL NO!!! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK WE'RE THAT FUCKED UP TO GO THE FUCKING MUFFIN MAN'S FUCKING HOUSE?!?!?!?
Kitsune: *jaw drops* Whoa.
Kitty: Double whoa.
Kitsune: BAD INFLUENCE ON THE KIDDIES, YOU TWO!
Kitty: --- But isn't this rated R?
Kitsune: --- My bad.
Kitty: So let's go find the Muffin Man. *looks at Yugi and Yami* /Heh. Heh. The boss'll be *very* pleased/
Kitsune: /--- Rabbit soup! Um --- how does the recipe go again?/
Kitty: So Kitsune, do you think we should drag them there or worse. *gets an evil grin* Make them carry us there.
Kitsune: /--- I know!/ I know! *holds up a hand*
Kitty: Yeeeeees?
Kitsune: LET'S MAKE RABBIT SOUP! AND I FINALLY KNOW WHAT IT CONTAINS! *smiles* TURTLE!!!
Kitty: *anime falls*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Shime: *smiles* I like Kitsune ---
Kitty: She's you, you idiot!
Shime: --- That's right.
