Slayers Outrageous
Chapter Two.
Crunch Time! Lina's Debate!
Lina lays down in her bed in deep thought. She only has a few days left to decide who she would marry. Her best choices are the Galiant but Dull Gourry and the Mysterious Zelgadis. Both have their pros and cons, but Lina has to choose the best one, the one that she could live with.
"Gourry Gabriev. I've know him for a long time now. He's handsome, but not very bright." "It makes your chest look even smaller!", Lina remembers Gourry saying back when they first met. "He also says the most inappropiate things! He's so insensitive, but I guess he doesn't know any better."
"Hey Lina! You gonna stay in there all day? You already missed breakfast.", Gourry inquires outside her door with concern. (Note: This is day two.) "I'm not hungry right now. I'll eat later.", Lina replies. "Lina......", Gourry speaks heavy with worry and concern for his companion. Lina rolls over to her side and back to her thoughs. "I'll be right here if you need me.", Gourry informs.
/Gourry's a real sweety, isn't he? Maybe that's why Sylphiel likes him so much. So protective...he's promised to be my bodyguard forever. He obviously wasn't thinking about what he was saying. Well, it is almost like we're already married. Kind of scary now that I think of it in that way, but truth be told, Gourry really has been there for me. In fact, I've gotten so used to having him around. Once Phabrizo had kidnapped Gourry, I became very upset. Up until then, the only reason I was even around Gourry was for his Sword of Light, but it wasn't until he was gone that I really started to miss Gourry...the person. And even though he doesn't have his legendary sword, I still hang around him, or is it the other way around? Which reminds me, Amelia told me about how valiant Gourry was when he tried to save me from being absorbed into the chaos I summoned when using the Gigaslave to save Gourry from Phabrizo, but I don't remember anything after chanting the Gigaslave./
"Gourry, you needn't skip lunch because Lina wants to starve herself.", Zelgadis informs Gourry. "I know, but...." "Poor Mister Gourry. You're really worried about Miss Lina, aren't you?" "Well, yah. It isn't like Lina to skip meals." /It isn't like me at all, but if I don't find a husband, Luna will KILL me! This isn't something I can take lightly./ "Stay here if you want. Amelia and myself will go and eat lunch.", Zelgadis comments coldly and leaves with a very concerned, but even hungrier, Amelia.
/Zelgadis is my other option. He's very apt at both sorcery and swordsmanship. He's intelligent and clever, unlike Gourry, but I'm still not really sure if I can trust him. He'd do anything to find a cure. I remember when he hired himself to Martina and her father in exhange for the Book of Zona. However, when he discovered that it didn't contain his cure..../ "I will no longer be apart of your evil scheme!" /....he turned on them. Would Zel turn on me again?/
/Gourry...or Zelgadis? Those are my only two options. I don't exactly have enough time to find a handsome and rich prince. However, the question is, can I even live with either one? I have to choose by tomorrow and I haven't gotten any closer picking. I've got to do whatever it takes to stay alive, and I KNOW I have no chance in hell in defeating my sister. Still, I want my life to be as less miserable as possible. Gourry or Zelgadis? Now that is the question. Whether tis profitabler (YES, a MADE UP word!) in my mind to suffer the swings and slugs of my sister or to take arms against a golden sea of chaos and marry either Gourry or Zelgadis. Shesh...why do things have to be tragic like an English play?/
"Isn't it wonderful? Miss Lina is finally going to get married!", Amelia chirps cheerfully. "Just wonderful...." "You don't sound so enthusiastic about it, Mister Zelgadis. Why do you always have to be so glum?" "Before I answer that Amelia, there's something I need to do first." "What?", Amelia inquires as Zel heads up to a stage that just convienently appears out of nowhere. "I close my eyes when I get too scared. I think thoughts that I know are bad. I close my eyes and count to ten. Hope it's over when I open them. I want the things that I had before, like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door. I wish I can count to ten and make everything be wonderful again. Promises mean everything when you're little and the world's so big. So big. I just don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes and tell me everything is wonderful now. Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Everything is wonderful now." "Isn't that a wonderful song?", Amelia exclaims causing the music to come to a halt. Shaking his head with a firm, "yare yare", Zel returns to his seat and conversation with Amelia.
"Now to answer you question. In case you've forgotten, I'm one of the candidates. Also, isn't it obvious that Lina doesn't really WANT to get married, but doesn't really have any choice.", Zelgadis answers. "Don't be silly, Mister Zelgadis. Lina will marry Gourry and she'll be happy and her sister won't try to kill her." "What makes you think that she'll choose Gourry and not me?", Zel questions. "Gourry and Lina make the perfect couple! Just ask the author! Look at how they just seem to fit together like two pieces of the jigsaw of love!", Amelia zealously replies. "What if Gourry doesn't WANT to marry Lina?"
/I hope Lina finds someone that'll marry her or else she'll try to kill me before her sister kills her. I promised to protect Lina, but whose gonna protect me from her?! Hey, maybe I should marry Lina! That way her sister won't try to kill Lina and Lina won't try to kill me! Nah...that'll never work. Think of something else, Gourry. Hey, how about if Lina married Xellos? They're both monsters, right?/
/A rich and hansome prince...doesn't even have to be a prince...just rich will do. Wait a minute! Amelia's rich...and a princess. Luna said I had three days to pick a groom, but she didn't specify whether or not the groom had to be male./
-TSUMIRA WARNS READERS THAT A YURI (female and female relationship) SCENE with a possible yaoi cameo, IS ABOUT TO OCCUR. TSUMIRA DOES NOT SUPPORT YURI OR YAOI (especially the hardcore kind, minor yuri and yaoi is acceptable so long as it is not detrimental to the hinted couple of any characters that do not belong to the fanfic writer, however, acceptions have been made solely for the sake of human and quite possibly fanservice so that maybe someone other than nightsiren1 will read this chapter). The yuri scene is a gag for the fic and the yaoi is a fanservice/shoutout to two happily married British chaps that I miss so much and have chatted with for a good couple of years. (^^;;;;; Kokuen-o ate your e-mail addy!)
~"Man! I feel like a woman!", Lina exclaims sitting up in bed wearing a silky and semi-transparent nightgown. "I'm so glad I married you, Miss Lina. Men are just perverse pigs anyway (very bad stereotype...I have a boyfriend...uh...you're the sexiest perverse pig I'll ever know! ^^;;; yah like he'll ever bother reading this)! True justice is fighting evil, but true love is with a woman!", Amelia proclaims with much zest. (Please take this moment to remove yourselves from the gutter, for it will be cleaned with a street cleaner with multiple Katanas of Purity(tm) instead of a cleaning sweeper thingy.) "Hearing that makes me so happy!", Lina smiles eagerly as she wraps her arms around Amelia in a tender embrace. (Bear with me, I'm on the verge of commiting seppuku myself with my Katana of Purity(tm) and my Wakizashi of Naivity(tm).) "Oh Lina...I couldn't be happier." (*Dies**Is brought back for the shoutout...and to finish the fic.**Darn*)~
~*~"Hey Touma, look at this Slayers fanfic I found. It says that there's a yaoi cameo of Touma and Shin.", a handsome and slender young man with long brown hair and angelic blue eyes informs a handsome young man with spikey blue hair and firmament blue eyes. "Really? Let me see! Man...why can't there be any good Ronin Warriors fanfics with Touma and Shin as lovers?" "Why don't we just write our own then?", Shin says with a wink. "Oooooooooo. Great idea.", Touma purrs back. "Look love! This fic mentions Rhea of Enchantment.", Shin points out. "We haven't heard from her in a long time, have we, my lil angel baby?" "Oh look, it says to e-mail Rhea of Enchanment at caska__@hotmail.com."~*~
TSUMIRA INFORMS TOUMA AND SHIN HASHIBA TO E-MAIL RHEA OF ENCHANTMENT AT caska__@hotmail.com
/WHAT AM I THINKING?! Ew...ew....EW! Me and Amelia?! That is SOOOOO sick! Man, I really AM stressed about this. By the way, who's Touma and Shin? Nevermind that, I still have to choose between Gourry and Zelgadis. Gourry or Zelgadis? Zelgadis or Gourry?/
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Chapter Two.
Crunch Time! Lina's Debate!
Lina lays down in her bed in deep thought. She only has a few days left to decide who she would marry. Her best choices are the Galiant but Dull Gourry and the Mysterious Zelgadis. Both have their pros and cons, but Lina has to choose the best one, the one that she could live with.
"Gourry Gabriev. I've know him for a long time now. He's handsome, but not very bright." "It makes your chest look even smaller!", Lina remembers Gourry saying back when they first met. "He also says the most inappropiate things! He's so insensitive, but I guess he doesn't know any better."
"Hey Lina! You gonna stay in there all day? You already missed breakfast.", Gourry inquires outside her door with concern. (Note: This is day two.) "I'm not hungry right now. I'll eat later.", Lina replies. "Lina......", Gourry speaks heavy with worry and concern for his companion. Lina rolls over to her side and back to her thoughs. "I'll be right here if you need me.", Gourry informs.
/Gourry's a real sweety, isn't he? Maybe that's why Sylphiel likes him so much. So protective...he's promised to be my bodyguard forever. He obviously wasn't thinking about what he was saying. Well, it is almost like we're already married. Kind of scary now that I think of it in that way, but truth be told, Gourry really has been there for me. In fact, I've gotten so used to having him around. Once Phabrizo had kidnapped Gourry, I became very upset. Up until then, the only reason I was even around Gourry was for his Sword of Light, but it wasn't until he was gone that I really started to miss Gourry...the person. And even though he doesn't have his legendary sword, I still hang around him, or is it the other way around? Which reminds me, Amelia told me about how valiant Gourry was when he tried to save me from being absorbed into the chaos I summoned when using the Gigaslave to save Gourry from Phabrizo, but I don't remember anything after chanting the Gigaslave./
"Gourry, you needn't skip lunch because Lina wants to starve herself.", Zelgadis informs Gourry. "I know, but...." "Poor Mister Gourry. You're really worried about Miss Lina, aren't you?" "Well, yah. It isn't like Lina to skip meals." /It isn't like me at all, but if I don't find a husband, Luna will KILL me! This isn't something I can take lightly./ "Stay here if you want. Amelia and myself will go and eat lunch.", Zelgadis comments coldly and leaves with a very concerned, but even hungrier, Amelia.
/Zelgadis is my other option. He's very apt at both sorcery and swordsmanship. He's intelligent and clever, unlike Gourry, but I'm still not really sure if I can trust him. He'd do anything to find a cure. I remember when he hired himself to Martina and her father in exhange for the Book of Zona. However, when he discovered that it didn't contain his cure..../ "I will no longer be apart of your evil scheme!" /....he turned on them. Would Zel turn on me again?/
/Gourry...or Zelgadis? Those are my only two options. I don't exactly have enough time to find a handsome and rich prince. However, the question is, can I even live with either one? I have to choose by tomorrow and I haven't gotten any closer picking. I've got to do whatever it takes to stay alive, and I KNOW I have no chance in hell in defeating my sister. Still, I want my life to be as less miserable as possible. Gourry or Zelgadis? Now that is the question. Whether tis profitabler (YES, a MADE UP word!) in my mind to suffer the swings and slugs of my sister or to take arms against a golden sea of chaos and marry either Gourry or Zelgadis. Shesh...why do things have to be tragic like an English play?/
"Isn't it wonderful? Miss Lina is finally going to get married!", Amelia chirps cheerfully. "Just wonderful...." "You don't sound so enthusiastic about it, Mister Zelgadis. Why do you always have to be so glum?" "Before I answer that Amelia, there's something I need to do first." "What?", Amelia inquires as Zel heads up to a stage that just convienently appears out of nowhere. "I close my eyes when I get too scared. I think thoughts that I know are bad. I close my eyes and count to ten. Hope it's over when I open them. I want the things that I had before, like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door. I wish I can count to ten and make everything be wonderful again. Promises mean everything when you're little and the world's so big. So big. I just don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes and tell me everything is wonderful now. Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Everything is wonderful now." "Isn't that a wonderful song?", Amelia exclaims causing the music to come to a halt. Shaking his head with a firm, "yare yare", Zel returns to his seat and conversation with Amelia.
"Now to answer you question. In case you've forgotten, I'm one of the candidates. Also, isn't it obvious that Lina doesn't really WANT to get married, but doesn't really have any choice.", Zelgadis answers. "Don't be silly, Mister Zelgadis. Lina will marry Gourry and she'll be happy and her sister won't try to kill her." "What makes you think that she'll choose Gourry and not me?", Zel questions. "Gourry and Lina make the perfect couple! Just ask the author! Look at how they just seem to fit together like two pieces of the jigsaw of love!", Amelia zealously replies. "What if Gourry doesn't WANT to marry Lina?"
/I hope Lina finds someone that'll marry her or else she'll try to kill me before her sister kills her. I promised to protect Lina, but whose gonna protect me from her?! Hey, maybe I should marry Lina! That way her sister won't try to kill Lina and Lina won't try to kill me! Nah...that'll never work. Think of something else, Gourry. Hey, how about if Lina married Xellos? They're both monsters, right?/
/A rich and hansome prince...doesn't even have to be a prince...just rich will do. Wait a minute! Amelia's rich...and a princess. Luna said I had three days to pick a groom, but she didn't specify whether or not the groom had to be male./
-TSUMIRA WARNS READERS THAT A YURI (female and female relationship) SCENE with a possible yaoi cameo, IS ABOUT TO OCCUR. TSUMIRA DOES NOT SUPPORT YURI OR YAOI (especially the hardcore kind, minor yuri and yaoi is acceptable so long as it is not detrimental to the hinted couple of any characters that do not belong to the fanfic writer, however, acceptions have been made solely for the sake of human and quite possibly fanservice so that maybe someone other than nightsiren1 will read this chapter). The yuri scene is a gag for the fic and the yaoi is a fanservice/shoutout to two happily married British chaps that I miss so much and have chatted with for a good couple of years. (^^;;;;; Kokuen-o ate your e-mail addy!)
~"Man! I feel like a woman!", Lina exclaims sitting up in bed wearing a silky and semi-transparent nightgown. "I'm so glad I married you, Miss Lina. Men are just perverse pigs anyway (very bad stereotype...I have a boyfriend...uh...you're the sexiest perverse pig I'll ever know! ^^;;; yah like he'll ever bother reading this)! True justice is fighting evil, but true love is with a woman!", Amelia proclaims with much zest. (Please take this moment to remove yourselves from the gutter, for it will be cleaned with a street cleaner with multiple Katanas of Purity(tm) instead of a cleaning sweeper thingy.) "Hearing that makes me so happy!", Lina smiles eagerly as she wraps her arms around Amelia in a tender embrace. (Bear with me, I'm on the verge of commiting seppuku myself with my Katana of Purity(tm) and my Wakizashi of Naivity(tm).) "Oh Lina...I couldn't be happier." (*Dies**Is brought back for the shoutout...and to finish the fic.**Darn*)~
~*~"Hey Touma, look at this Slayers fanfic I found. It says that there's a yaoi cameo of Touma and Shin.", a handsome and slender young man with long brown hair and angelic blue eyes informs a handsome young man with spikey blue hair and firmament blue eyes. "Really? Let me see! Man...why can't there be any good Ronin Warriors fanfics with Touma and Shin as lovers?" "Why don't we just write our own then?", Shin says with a wink. "Oooooooooo. Great idea.", Touma purrs back. "Look love! This fic mentions Rhea of Enchantment.", Shin points out. "We haven't heard from her in a long time, have we, my lil angel baby?" "Oh look, it says to e-mail Rhea of Enchanment at caska__@hotmail.com."~*~
TSUMIRA INFORMS TOUMA AND SHIN HASHIBA TO E-MAIL RHEA OF ENCHANTMENT AT caska__@hotmail.com
/WHAT AM I THINKING?! Ew...ew....EW! Me and Amelia?! That is SOOOOO sick! Man, I really AM stressed about this. By the way, who's Touma and Shin? Nevermind that, I still have to choose between Gourry and Zelgadis. Gourry or Zelgadis? Zelgadis or Gourry?/
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