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Slayers Outrageous
Time's Up! Gourry and Zelgadis Debate!
Note: Don't ask me about the whole DISC 3 thing...it just popped into my head at the moment. It actually popped in as DISC 2, but 3 sounded more appropiate.
/Three days have already passed and I still haven't decided. I have to make a decision...NOW! Ah, ah, ah...I still don't know! Wait, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking about just myself...maybe I should think about what Gourry and Zelgadis would want. Maybe...nah./
/I hope Lina's been taking this more seriously than I have. Up until now, I never gave much thought to Lina wanting to marry me. I kind of shrugged it off, but now that I really think about, I shouldn't have been so slack about the idea. What would I do if Lina choose me? Even Amelia is concerned about that outcome. It seems clear that Amelia wants Lina to choose Gourry, just like the author and some more fanatical supportors of Lina-Gourry, but that doesn't mean that will be the outcome. Sure, Tsumira is a supportor of Gourry and Lina, but she's less fanatical than most, just ask Sakura (Lina-Zel supportor; visit her site, it is REALLY beautiful!). Tsumira is just as likely to choose me as Gourry if only to make it a great story. Of course, she's equally likely to have her choose neither of us to make both groups of fans wringe in angst. Afterall, isn't angst the main theme of these stories? Or she could even have the story end BEFORE Lina makes her decision. That'll really put them in a squirm!/
/Which ending would create the most angst? Lina choosing Gourry? Lina choosing Zel? Lina choosing someone she had not even contemplated about, such as Xellos? Or should Luna show and ruin it all? Or perhaps Naga shows up unexpectedly and demands that AMELIA choose a groom in three days causing everyone to forget Lina's plight? How about throwing in April O'Neil from TMNT just because I can? Nah, that'll be foolish. Maybe I should cut off to a scene of Xellos and Filia or Mesuinu (Mesuinu likes the pimpage, but Mesuinu want's me to finish her fic. She's tired of being a baby.) when Lina is about to tell everyone her decision. Oh well, better finish this fic anyway! Then I can work on Mesuinu's and Xiphor's fics. Especially Xiphor's, since it is a romantic Valgaav fic!/ Suddenly Tsumira notes an ominous shadow lingering over her laptop. Before she can turn to see what it is, she falls face first onto the device. Her seat drips with the blood from the blunt impalement of her back and a gloved hand slowly wipes off the blood from the bottom of an elegantly carved staff.
~*~*~*The End*~*~*~
~*~*~Not the ending Tsumira wanted, but it'll do~*~*~
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Slayers Outrageous
Time's Up! Gourry and Zelgadis Debate!
Note: Don't ask me about the whole DISC 3 thing...it just popped into my head at the moment. It actually popped in as DISC 2, but 3 sounded more appropiate.
/Three days have already passed and I still haven't decided. I have to make a decision...NOW! Ah, ah, ah...I still don't know! Wait, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking about just myself...maybe I should think about what Gourry and Zelgadis would want. Maybe...nah./
/I hope Lina's been taking this more seriously than I have. Up until now, I never gave much thought to Lina wanting to marry me. I kind of shrugged it off, but now that I really think about, I shouldn't have been so slack about the idea. What would I do if Lina choose me? Even Amelia is concerned about that outcome. It seems clear that Amelia wants Lina to choose Gourry, just like the author and some more fanatical supportors of Lina-Gourry, but that doesn't mean that will be the outcome. Sure, Tsumira is a supportor of Gourry and Lina, but she's less fanatical than most, just ask Sakura (Lina-Zel supportor; visit her site, it is REALLY beautiful!). Tsumira is just as likely to choose me as Gourry if only to make it a great story. Of course, she's equally likely to have her choose neither of us to make both groups of fans wringe in angst. Afterall, isn't angst the main theme of these stories? Or she could even have the story end BEFORE Lina makes her decision. That'll really put them in a squirm!/
Do you wish to make the same mistake again, Tsumira? Y or N
N!!!!!
Will you work on Mesuinu's fanfic? Y or N
YES YES YES!!!
"RECOVERY!", a voice cries out causing the blood to fade away and Tsumira to suddenly jerk up. "Ah...uh...Mesuinu!" "Now then, you really WILL work on my fanfic?", the spitting image of Xellos inquires. "Yes Mesuinu. I'm really sorry, but I kind of get distracted with other ideas. You know that you're my favorite fanfic character. You sincerely are. Nothing says cool like the half-mazoku daughter of the one and only Xellos who since her birth has made it a point to make his life a living hell. It's an admirable quality. Now then, if I can finish this fanfic I can proceed to yours." Mesuinu suddenly disappears.
/What if Lina picks me? Zel isn't going to want to marry such a loud mouth beanpoled and flat chested little girl. What if Lina picks me? Do I have to really marry Lina? If she picks me and I turn her down then I'll be dead for sure! If I marry Lina though, I might as well be dead. Though certain death is scarier than unknown death...or something to that effect. Hey! I know! I can PRETEND to marry Lina! That way her sister will think we're married and I won't have to really marry Lina! Wait...that won't work. Lina would NEVER kiss me and I would NEVER kiss Lina. Great...I'm stuck. Maybe we can get our stunt doubles to marry and maybe it'll look like we married. Gary shouldn't have any trouble kissing Mina, since she's quite a looker! Much better looking than Lina!/
"Hey Gary, can you ask if we're needed in this fanfic? My breasts are SO compressed and so sore. Can't they find ANYONE closer to Lina's cup size than me?" "Actually, I have already inquired of Tsumira about your first question. Tsumira says that we will not be needed in the fanfic except for this cameo we are currently in. As for your second question, I am afraid that the only other person closer to Lina's size would be the fanfic writer herself, and I have deduced that the reason why she is not Lina's stunt double is because she is a real person and she is too much like Lina herself, or at the very least, her copy." "Good, I can pop this stupid thing off right now!", Mina exclaims with much joy and jubilation.
/Zelgadis or Gourry? I've already went through some of the pros and cons in the last two fanfics, but I still haven't gotten any closer to picking one. Is there something I'm overlooking? Maybe I should consider Gourry and Zelgadis's feelings on this one. Afterall, I have to pick between the two of them and it won't do me any good if they refuse. Maybe I should ask them both and marry whoever says yes. Then again, what if they both say yes? Then I'm in a bind again. I like them both as friends and comrades, but, can I really say I love either of them? Can I even say that they even love me? Yes, Lina-Zel fans would be happy if I marry Zelgadis, and would have dreamy looks of happiness smeared across their faces as they imagine cherry blossoms float gently around the two of us..../
~*~"I love you Lina. I've loved you from the moment we meant, but until now, I could not tell you how I feel.", Zelgadis informs Lina as they stand alone on a small path in the woods of sakura. Petals gently float down around them in small numbers spaced a slightly medium distance apart. "Zel, do you really mean it? Do you really love me?", Lina asks for clarification in a very simple but beautiful pink dress that accentuates her hair and eyes. "Of course Lina. I would touch your beautiful and soft cheek, were not my hands so coarse and rough like the stone they are. How I want to caress your silky body and run my hands into your hair. Alas, I cannot. If you do not love me back, I will understand. I am much the hideous monster. My love for you shall forever be unrequited." "Oh Zel, your love will never be unrequited. I've always loved you too. It doesn't matter to me that you're a chimera, I love you for the man you are inside. I don't care how you look Zelgadis. You shouldn't be so shallow about that. I love you for you, not because you hang with Leonardo. Why do you think I'm always there to help you find a cure? I want you to be happy Zelgadis, I want you to be happy because I love you!", Lina proclaims and throws her arms around Zel's neck. She gazes deeply into his eyes filled with tender loving bliss. "Oh Lina...I could never be so happy as to hear you say that. I'll never let anything happen to you. I'll always be there for you Lina.", Zel speaks softly to his beloved. Cherry blossoms drift around them in the romantic embrace.~*~
/I can't forget about Gourry. Regardly of whom I marry, Gourry will always be around...so long as he remembers his promise to protect me forever. Kind of romantic if Gourry wasn't so dense. I can't get rid of him, and I already know that I can't live without him. Would Gourry marry me? I'm not exactly very well endowed and Gourry is always teasing me about my small breasts. He's still an option...but Gourry is probably less likely to marry me than Zelgadis. However, unlike Zel, he might actually be dumb enough TO marry me! Wait? What am I saying? Dumb enough to marry me? That sounds like something Zel or Gourry would say! Hmmm...what would it be like? I'm sure Gourry-Lina fans would die to find out that very question./
~*~"Hey Lina, I think your chest has gotten a little bigger.", Gourry comments absent-mindedly looking down on Lina's breasts. Lina is sitting down leaning against a tree near a beautiful river while Gourry is standing over her protectively. Lina jumps up suddenly causing Gourry to stumble back. "WHAT YOU PERVERT?!", Lina exclaims ready to give Gourry a gruesome choke. "I just said that your chest had gotten a little bigger, that's all. Nothing to get excited about.", Gourry replies naively. "My chest has gotten bigger?", Lina pauses and looks down at her breasts. "This isn't quite as good as the Zel-Lina fantasy, is it?", Tsumira speaks interupting the scene. Gourry shrugs while Lina examines her breasts. "Oh yah! They are bigger now aren't they?", Lina cheers. "Hey Lina, are you wearing platform shoes or something? You look taller too." "Yes, yes, YES! I'm taller and fuller!"~*~
"You know Tsumira, that wasn't quite as romantic as the Zel-Lina fanservice, but it was GREAT that I was taller and had fuller breasts.", Lina informs the writer. Sighing, she resolves herself to lay down in her bed, enjoying her last few hours of life. "I wonder...is my sister going to come and show up today demanding an answer? I want to keep fighting...I want to live."
/I suppose if Lina choose me...I'd marry her. I don't know what to do. I don't really want to see her hurt. If she died, it would be discouraging for the rest of us. Heck, she might even be the only girl who'd marry me like this. Though, it wouldn't be out of love, but out of fear of her sister. I don't think I could live like that. I suppose I would have to decline. I would have to insist that she marry Gourry. Amelia is right, they do make the perfect couple and maybe, somewhere hidden away, they really do love each other. Do...do I love Lina? I...I don't really want to think about that. Maybe I do love Lina. However, I can't risk my unhappiness. I have to find a cure before I can even think about who I love. Amelia's supportive of Lina marrying Gourry, but why? Could it be that Amelia loves me? Is that really true? Do I love Amelia? Amelia or Lina? Who should I choose? Wait a minute, Zel! Your feelings count in this matter, but remember, its Lina who has to choose between me or Gourry. This story is not mine, but Lina's. I think it is better to focus on that./
"Okay Lina-Gourry fans, bear with me. I think I finally have a romantic fantasy for Lina and Gourry! Roll the fancy CGI footage please!"
Film.....rolling.....please wait.......
0 - No! Lina! O - Farewell...Gourry...everyone.
/|\ /|\
/\ --Gourry chasing after Lina / / -- Lina being dragged into chaos
0 0 O 0 O NO! LINA CAN'T PERISH!
/|\/|\ /|\ /|\ /|\
/ \ / \ / \ / / \\ --mob of wailing Lina-Gourry fans
0 - Lina! Don't leave me! I neeeeeeeed you!
/|-| --Hikari no ken (Sword of Light)
|| --Gourry leaping up after Lina into the chaos
0 0 O 0 O SAVE HER GOURRY!
/|\/|\ /|\ /|\ /|\
/ \ / \ / \ / / \\ --mob of still wailing Lina-Gourry fans
0 - LINAAAAAAAA!!
/|\ --sword is gone!
|| --Gourry looking really torn up
0 O
||\/|/
|| || --Gourry and Lina embrace
0 O
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|| || --Gourry and Lina lean towards each other
0O
/||\
// \\ --Lina and Gourry KISS
~The End~
Film...finished.
"Well, that was very interesting Miss Tsumira. Quite romantic when Gourry lept into chaos to save Miss Lina!", Amelia comments in the theater. "The graphics was the best, but I couldn't understand the story.", Gourry admits. "Well...it's a fantasy for Lina-Gourry friends....I guess.", Lina shrugs. "Tsumira, you just ripped the story off an episode of Next, didn't you?", Zelgadis speaks putting the writer on the spot. "Oh yes, no wonder the story seemed so familiar.", Amelia admits. "What do you mean? THAT never happened!", Lina insists. "I never kissed Lina.", Gourry informs. "Well back to the fanfic!"
"So Miss Lina, have you made a decision?", Amelia inquires sitting at the table with everyone else. Lina stands up and takes a deep breath. "Yes, I have." Gourry and Zelgadis begin to sweat. Tension hangs heavy in the air. "Letter for Miss Lina Inverse!", a messenger interupts as he enters. "O...o...ov...er...he...he...here.", Lina directs with a fearful stutter. "Well, you better go ahead and open it.", Zel informs. Lina opens the letter and reads it aloud. "Dear Lina, I hope you've been keeping track of the days. This should be the third day since the last letter I sent you. For your sake, you've better have made a decision...or else! Signed, Sis aka Filia Ul Copt. PS. April Fool's Lina!" Lina crumples up the letter in a heated fury. "FILIA!", Lina screams. "Hey, isn't today April Fool's Day?", Gourry inquires. "Yes, didn't Lina just read that off her letter?", Zel replies sarcastically as Lina storms out to utterly maim Filia for the April Fool's.
"Miss Lina! Please don't hurt me!", Filia exclaims fleeing from Lina in sheer terror. "Oh I won't hurt you...MORE THAN YOU'VE HURT ME! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE I HAVE!" "I didn't DO anything, I swear!"
Xellos watches the ensuing chaos from atop a nearby rooftop. He sips his coffee and smirks to himself. "Everything went according to plan.", he comments and takes a final sip before everything fades to black.
Note: Didn't see that one coming, did you?
~*~Really The End~*~
Slayers Outrageous
Time's Up! Gourry and Zelgadis Debate!
Note: Don't ask me about the whole DISC 3 thing...it just popped into my head at the moment. It actually popped in as DISC 2, but 3 sounded more appropiate.
/Three days have already passed and I still haven't decided. I have to make a decision...NOW! Ah, ah, ah...I still don't know! Wait, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking about just myself...maybe I should think about what Gourry and Zelgadis would want. Maybe...nah./
/I hope Lina's been taking this more seriously than I have. Up until now, I never gave much thought to Lina wanting to marry me. I kind of shrugged it off, but now that I really think about, I shouldn't have been so slack about the idea. What would I do if Lina choose me? Even Amelia is concerned about that outcome. It seems clear that Amelia wants Lina to choose Gourry, just like the author and some more fanatical supportors of Lina-Gourry, but that doesn't mean that will be the outcome. Sure, Tsumira is a supportor of Gourry and Lina, but she's less fanatical than most, just ask Sakura (Lina-Zel supportor; visit her site, it is REALLY beautiful!). Tsumira is just as likely to choose me as Gourry if only to make it a great story. Of course, she's equally likely to have her choose neither of us to make both groups of fans wringe in angst. Afterall, isn't angst the main theme of these stories? Or she could even have the story end BEFORE Lina makes her decision. That'll really put them in a squirm!/
/Which ending would create the most angst? Lina choosing Gourry? Lina choosing Zel? Lina choosing someone she had not even contemplated about, such as Xellos? Or should Luna show and ruin it all? Or perhaps Naga shows up unexpectedly and demands that AMELIA choose a groom in three days causing everyone to forget Lina's plight? How about throwing in April O'Neil from TMNT just because I can? Nah, that'll be foolish. Maybe I should cut off to a scene of Xellos and Filia or Mesuinu (Mesuinu likes the pimpage, but Mesuinu want's me to finish her fic. She's tired of being a baby.) when Lina is about to tell everyone her decision. Oh well, better finish this fic anyway! Then I can work on Mesuinu's and Xiphor's fics. Especially Xiphor's, since it is a romantic Valgaav fic!/ Suddenly Tsumira notes an ominous shadow lingering over her laptop. Before she can turn to see what it is, she falls face first onto the device. Her seat drips with the blood from the blunt impalement of her back and a gloved hand slowly wipes off the blood from the bottom of an elegantly carved staff.
~*~*~*The End*~*~*~
~*~*~Not the ending Tsumira wanted, but it'll do~*~*~
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Slayers Outrageous
Time's Up! Gourry and Zelgadis Debate!
Note: Don't ask me about the whole DISC 3 thing...it just popped into my head at the moment. It actually popped in as DISC 2, but 3 sounded more appropiate.
/Three days have already passed and I still haven't decided. I have to make a decision...NOW! Ah, ah, ah...I still don't know! Wait, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe I shouldn't be thinking about just myself...maybe I should think about what Gourry and Zelgadis would want. Maybe...nah./
/I hope Lina's been taking this more seriously than I have. Up until now, I never gave much thought to Lina wanting to marry me. I kind of shrugged it off, but now that I really think about, I shouldn't have been so slack about the idea. What would I do if Lina choose me? Even Amelia is concerned about that outcome. It seems clear that Amelia wants Lina to choose Gourry, just like the author and some more fanatical supportors of Lina-Gourry, but that doesn't mean that will be the outcome. Sure, Tsumira is a supportor of Gourry and Lina, but she's less fanatical than most, just ask Sakura (Lina-Zel supportor; visit her site, it is REALLY beautiful!). Tsumira is just as likely to choose me as Gourry if only to make it a great story. Of course, she's equally likely to have her choose neither of us to make both groups of fans wringe in angst. Afterall, isn't angst the main theme of these stories? Or she could even have the story end BEFORE Lina makes her decision. That'll really put them in a squirm!/
Do you wish to make the same mistake again, Tsumira? Y or N
N!!!!!
Will you work on Mesuinu's fanfic? Y or N
YES YES YES!!!
"RECOVERY!", a voice cries out causing the blood to fade away and Tsumira to suddenly jerk up. "Ah...uh...Mesuinu!" "Now then, you really WILL work on my fanfic?", the spitting image of Xellos inquires. "Yes Mesuinu. I'm really sorry, but I kind of get distracted with other ideas. You know that you're my favorite fanfic character. You sincerely are. Nothing says cool like the half-mazoku daughter of the one and only Xellos who since her birth has made it a point to make his life a living hell. It's an admirable quality. Now then, if I can finish this fanfic I can proceed to yours." Mesuinu suddenly disappears.
/What if Lina picks me? Zel isn't going to want to marry such a loud mouth beanpoled and flat chested little girl. What if Lina picks me? Do I have to really marry Lina? If she picks me and I turn her down then I'll be dead for sure! If I marry Lina though, I might as well be dead. Though certain death is scarier than unknown death...or something to that effect. Hey! I know! I can PRETEND to marry Lina! That way her sister will think we're married and I won't have to really marry Lina! Wait...that won't work. Lina would NEVER kiss me and I would NEVER kiss Lina. Great...I'm stuck. Maybe we can get our stunt doubles to marry and maybe it'll look like we married. Gary shouldn't have any trouble kissing Mina, since she's quite a looker! Much better looking than Lina!/
"Hey Gary, can you ask if we're needed in this fanfic? My breasts are SO compressed and so sore. Can't they find ANYONE closer to Lina's cup size than me?" "Actually, I have already inquired of Tsumira about your first question. Tsumira says that we will not be needed in the fanfic except for this cameo we are currently in. As for your second question, I am afraid that the only other person closer to Lina's size would be the fanfic writer herself, and I have deduced that the reason why she is not Lina's stunt double is because she is a real person and she is too much like Lina herself, or at the very least, her copy." "Good, I can pop this stupid thing off right now!", Mina exclaims with much joy and jubilation.
/Zelgadis or Gourry? I've already went through some of the pros and cons in the last two fanfics, but I still haven't gotten any closer to picking one. Is there something I'm overlooking? Maybe I should consider Gourry and Zelgadis's feelings on this one. Afterall, I have to pick between the two of them and it won't do me any good if they refuse. Maybe I should ask them both and marry whoever says yes. Then again, what if they both say yes? Then I'm in a bind again. I like them both as friends and comrades, but, can I really say I love either of them? Can I even say that they even love me? Yes, Lina-Zel fans would be happy if I marry Zelgadis, and would have dreamy looks of happiness smeared across their faces as they imagine cherry blossoms float gently around the two of us..../
~*~"I love you Lina. I've loved you from the moment we meant, but until now, I could not tell you how I feel.", Zelgadis informs Lina as they stand alone on a small path in the woods of sakura. Petals gently float down around them in small numbers spaced a slightly medium distance apart. "Zel, do you really mean it? Do you really love me?", Lina asks for clarification in a very simple but beautiful pink dress that accentuates her hair and eyes. "Of course Lina. I would touch your beautiful and soft cheek, were not my hands so coarse and rough like the stone they are. How I want to caress your silky body and run my hands into your hair. Alas, I cannot. If you do not love me back, I will understand. I am much the hideous monster. My love for you shall forever be unrequited." "Oh Zel, your love will never be unrequited. I've always loved you too. It doesn't matter to me that you're a chimera, I love you for the man you are inside. I don't care how you look Zelgadis. You shouldn't be so shallow about that. I love you for you, not because you hang with Leonardo. Why do you think I'm always there to help you find a cure? I want you to be happy Zelgadis, I want you to be happy because I love you!", Lina proclaims and throws her arms around Zel's neck. She gazes deeply into his eyes filled with tender loving bliss. "Oh Lina...I could never be so happy as to hear you say that. I'll never let anything happen to you. I'll always be there for you Lina.", Zel speaks softly to his beloved. Cherry blossoms drift around them in the romantic embrace.~*~
/I can't forget about Gourry. Regardly of whom I marry, Gourry will always be around...so long as he remembers his promise to protect me forever. Kind of romantic if Gourry wasn't so dense. I can't get rid of him, and I already know that I can't live without him. Would Gourry marry me? I'm not exactly very well endowed and Gourry is always teasing me about my small breasts. He's still an option...but Gourry is probably less likely to marry me than Zelgadis. However, unlike Zel, he might actually be dumb enough TO marry me! Wait? What am I saying? Dumb enough to marry me? That sounds like something Zel or Gourry would say! Hmmm...what would it be like? I'm sure Gourry-Lina fans would die to find out that very question./
~*~"Hey Lina, I think your chest has gotten a little bigger.", Gourry comments absent-mindedly looking down on Lina's breasts. Lina is sitting down leaning against a tree near a beautiful river while Gourry is standing over her protectively. Lina jumps up suddenly causing Gourry to stumble back. "WHAT YOU PERVERT?!", Lina exclaims ready to give Gourry a gruesome choke. "I just said that your chest had gotten a little bigger, that's all. Nothing to get excited about.", Gourry replies naively. "My chest has gotten bigger?", Lina pauses and looks down at her breasts. "This isn't quite as good as the Zel-Lina fantasy, is it?", Tsumira speaks interupting the scene. Gourry shrugs while Lina examines her breasts. "Oh yah! They are bigger now aren't they?", Lina cheers. "Hey Lina, are you wearing platform shoes or something? You look taller too." "Yes, yes, YES! I'm taller and fuller!"~*~
"You know Tsumira, that wasn't quite as romantic as the Zel-Lina fanservice, but it was GREAT that I was taller and had fuller breasts.", Lina informs the writer. Sighing, she resolves herself to lay down in her bed, enjoying her last few hours of life. "I wonder...is my sister going to come and show up today demanding an answer? I want to keep fighting...I want to live."
/I suppose if Lina choose me...I'd marry her. I don't know what to do. I don't really want to see her hurt. If she died, it would be discouraging for the rest of us. Heck, she might even be the only girl who'd marry me like this. Though, it wouldn't be out of love, but out of fear of her sister. I don't think I could live like that. I suppose I would have to decline. I would have to insist that she marry Gourry. Amelia is right, they do make the perfect couple and maybe, somewhere hidden away, they really do love each other. Do...do I love Lina? I...I don't really want to think about that. Maybe I do love Lina. However, I can't risk my unhappiness. I have to find a cure before I can even think about who I love. Amelia's supportive of Lina marrying Gourry, but why? Could it be that Amelia loves me? Is that really true? Do I love Amelia? Amelia or Lina? Who should I choose? Wait a minute, Zel! Your feelings count in this matter, but remember, its Lina who has to choose between me or Gourry. This story is not mine, but Lina's. I think it is better to focus on that./
"Okay Lina-Gourry fans, bear with me. I think I finally have a romantic fantasy for Lina and Gourry! Roll the fancy CGI footage please!"
Film.....rolling.....please wait.......
0 - No! Lina! O - Farewell...Gourry...everyone.
/|\ /|\
/\ --Gourry chasing after Lina / / -- Lina being dragged into chaos
0 0 O 0 O NO! LINA CAN'T PERISH!
/|\/|\ /|\ /|\ /|\
/ \ / \ / \ / / \\ --mob of wailing Lina-Gourry fans
0 - Lina! Don't leave me! I neeeeeeeed you!
/|-| --Hikari no ken (Sword of Light)
|| --Gourry leaping up after Lina into the chaos
0 0 O 0 O SAVE HER GOURRY!
/|\/|\ /|\ /|\ /|\
/ \ / \ / \ / / \\ --mob of still wailing Lina-Gourry fans
0 - LINAAAAAAAA!!
/|\ --sword is gone!
|| --Gourry looking really torn up
0 O
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|| || --Gourry and Lina embrace
0 O
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|| || --Gourry and Lina lean towards each other
0O
/||\
// \\ --Lina and Gourry KISS
~The End~
Film...finished.
"Well, that was very interesting Miss Tsumira. Quite romantic when Gourry lept into chaos to save Miss Lina!", Amelia comments in the theater. "The graphics was the best, but I couldn't understand the story.", Gourry admits. "Well...it's a fantasy for Lina-Gourry friends....I guess.", Lina shrugs. "Tsumira, you just ripped the story off an episode of Next, didn't you?", Zelgadis speaks putting the writer on the spot. "Oh yes, no wonder the story seemed so familiar.", Amelia admits. "What do you mean? THAT never happened!", Lina insists. "I never kissed Lina.", Gourry informs. "Well back to the fanfic!"
"So Miss Lina, have you made a decision?", Amelia inquires sitting at the table with everyone else. Lina stands up and takes a deep breath. "Yes, I have." Gourry and Zelgadis begin to sweat. Tension hangs heavy in the air. "Letter for Miss Lina Inverse!", a messenger interupts as he enters. "O...o...ov...er...he...he...here.", Lina directs with a fearful stutter. "Well, you better go ahead and open it.", Zel informs. Lina opens the letter and reads it aloud. "Dear Lina, I hope you've been keeping track of the days. This should be the third day since the last letter I sent you. For your sake, you've better have made a decision...or else! Signed, Sis aka Filia Ul Copt. PS. April Fool's Lina!" Lina crumples up the letter in a heated fury. "FILIA!", Lina screams. "Hey, isn't today April Fool's Day?", Gourry inquires. "Yes, didn't Lina just read that off her letter?", Zel replies sarcastically as Lina storms out to utterly maim Filia for the April Fool's.
"Miss Lina! Please don't hurt me!", Filia exclaims fleeing from Lina in sheer terror. "Oh I won't hurt you...MORE THAN YOU'VE HURT ME! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE I HAVE!" "I didn't DO anything, I swear!"
Xellos watches the ensuing chaos from atop a nearby rooftop. He sips his coffee and smirks to himself. "Everything went according to plan.", he comments and takes a final sip before everything fades to black.
Note: Didn't see that one coming, did you?
~*~Really The End~*~
