They walked out into the city, and saw nothing but grimy streets and water. But, amazingly enough, they kept walking and suddenly they were in a different place with tons of rolling grassy hills and blue skies and puffy clouds.
"Wow, that was cool," Birgitte muttered. Soon they dispersed into groups, and just sat and talked. It was not very eventful. Eventually they all grew tired, and were randomly sprawled about the hills. Rand had Elayne and Min each leaning on a shoulder, and Egwene was curled up very comfortably against a puff of grass. Lan was lying down with Nynaeve pressed against him, and Moiraine tried to do the same but Nynaeve slapped her, so she was stationed against a log that appeared out of nowhere. Birgitte was sitting near Elayne, scouting the area like Warders are *supposed* to do. No-one was asleep, but near to it. It was very peaceful when suddenly...
"Get out! Get out! This is my world! OUT! OUT, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A-" Rand looked hurt.
"I am not a pathetic excuse!" he muttered, and Min and Elayne agreed.
"-FOR AN AMYRLIN SEAT!" The voice shrieked.
"Haha, Rand, it's not always about you!" Egwene laughed. Suddenly Elaida, dressed in her pink catsuit, jumped out of a valley. Her hair was in a ponytail that was seated to the side of her forehead, and it was blazing red. She looked really stupid. Behind her was... Minstrel Martin!
"Ack!" Nynaeve gasped. "I thought Lan killed you!"
"He did. But I reincarnated myself as myself." Lan scowled at him.
"Get out of Candy Land! It is mine!" Elaida shouted.
"Um, I don't see any candy," Min said.
"Shut up! King Kandy was harder to kill than I thought, alright? So I came here and re-named it Candy Land. Shhhhhhhhh!"
"Isn't there a trademark on it or something?" Elayne wondered.
"SILENCE! GET OUT OF MY WORLD!"
"No. We're comfy," Moiraine said.
"Alright then. I will have to call in my secret weapon. Mua ha ha ha ha ha." Min rolled her eyes.
"You do it all wrong!" she muttered. Egwene twitched at hearing a cackle. Suddenly a person in a green catsuit jumped into the picture. It was...
"MYRELLE!" Nynaeve screeched in outrage.
"ILLLLLYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEENNNNA!!!!" Lews Therin suddenly screamed. "ILLYEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I AM SO SORRY! LANEY? LANEY, IT'S ME... LEWS! ILYENAAAAAAA!" Suddenly it hit Rand. Myrelle here was Ilyena! He must go to her!
"ARRRG YOU FILTHY GREEN AJAH SLUT! I WILL-" Nynaeve was fuming and trying to scramble out of Lan's arms, where he had her in a death grip.
"Nynaeve! Violence is not the answer!" he was saying. Rand tried to get to her, but Elayne and Min were draped over his shoulders.
"Ilyena!" he wailed.
"Bravo, Myrelle! You go girl!" Moiraine was saying, delighted at seeing Nynaeve so miffed. Birgitte just took it all in, wondering. Myrelle suddenly noticed Lan, and sauntered over to him. Nynaeve was beside herself with anger. Moiraine was laughing. Nynaeve got angrier.
"Arg!!!!!!! Lan, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let me go!!! I....must....get...her...back!!!!!!" Lan's hands were sore from trying to keep Nynaeve away from Myrelle. He had to practically hug her to restrain her.. at this Moiraine turned green. Suddenly Nynaeve had a plan. She stopped struggling against him, and pretended to be tired.
"I'm tired." He slowly let go of her and she sat next to him for a second, but now Myrelle was right next to them. She put her hand on Lan's face, and Nynaeve sprang at her.
"DIE!!!!!!" Nynaeve attacked Myrelle, and got in a few choice kicks and punches before Lan pulled her off again. Myrelle, who was hurt physically, mentally, and emotionally gave Moiraine a high-five and disappeared.
"NOOOO! ILYEEEEEEENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Rand cried.
"NOOOO! ILYEEEEEEENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Lews Therin cried.
"RANND! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!" Egwene screamed.
"Oh Light. You people. Get over it. Now, the three people who are causing the most damage right now are Myrelle, Rand and Moiraine. Myrelle's already gone, thank the Light, so Rand and Moiraine...be gone!" With that Birgitte channeled them away, even though she can't channel. Actually she didn't do anything at all. Nynaeve made Moriaine disappear painfully and Egwene blew Rand's butt to China with the amount of saidar she used.
"Now that that's settled," Birgitte said, "Let's go back to the inn and get drunk!" Nynaeve sniffed, but they all filed out of Elaida's world and suddenly were back in the inn.