Chapter 2

Prison Ho

Percy's trial took twelve minutes. The jury foreman read the verdict:

"Guilty as hell."

Then the judge announced that Percy must pay back the money within 30 days or go to Azbakan for 400 years--basically, a life sentence.

"But the money's all gone up my nose!" Percy cried, hoping for sympathy. The judge said he was sorry and had made a mistake: now Percy had *15* days to raise the money.

To make things worse, rumor got out that Percy was indeed already earmarked as a bitch for some convicted killer named Ethelred the Uninhibited. And Ethelred was bragging that he already picked out a new name for his shorty: for the rest of his life, Percy would be known as Yasmin.

Ende

A/N: Why Yasmin, you may ask? I don't know; I don't understand prison lingo.