Egwene had calmed considerably down, and was now fairly relaxed. At least,
she was. As everyone played shot games and laughed and talked, Egwene had
the feeling that something bad was going to happen. Something horrible.
Something disgusting. Something so repulsively unbelievably utterly
horrifying that the Dark One himself would be appalled. Suddenly the door
burst open and Gawyn strode in, looking very sure of himself. Her
suspicions were correct. Before she could slip away to her room without
being noticed, he spotted her. Those big eyes full of love were about
enough to make her sick up.
"Egwene!" he cried, and came over to her, taking her arm. She snatched it away and rubbed it, glaring at him.
"What do you want?"
"I feel... sickness, through the bond. What is wrong, my love?"
"Ack! Stoppit!"
"But, I thought you bonded me as your Warder, because you loved me. That's what you said."
"I lied." Yes, quick and easy was the best way to go. "I only bonded you so you would leave me alone and stop following me around!" Gawyn looked hurt.
"I knew it. Your heart lies with another. Who is he? WHO??" he demanded dramatically.
"Um."
"It's me!" cried a random voice. They both turned. A man in a neat shirt and tie with tabasco sauce bottles on it was standing not ten feet away. He was going bald, and had slightly blonde hair. He wore a dark batman cape that said M on it. A book that said The Middle Ages was in his hands. He looked a lot like Egwene's former 8th grade history teacher, Mr. Middleton. Egwene gasped in horror.
"No it's not!" she cried, appalled. "Yuck!"
"No, me!" cried another. This man was very tall and bald, with grey hair. His nose was huge. He looked like Egwene's english teacher, Mr. Gillies.
"I think not," she said firmly.
"No! ME!" A woman stood next to the men. She had baggy genie pants up above her bellybutton and a fish belt. She could have been a twin to Egwene's math teacher, the horrible, cannibalistic MS. G!!!!!
"Run away!!!!!!!!!" she cried, and ran away. Gawyn followed her.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 Teachers in inn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elaida pulled of her mask of an ugly middle ages balding history teacher.
"Haha, that was fun." She peeled off her costume of a bat-cloak, revealing her classic pink catsuit. Her red hair, in a ponytail, still was put up near the front of her head to one side.
"Sure was," said Myrelle as she stripped her costume of an english teacher off and got off a pair of stilts. She was wearing her green catsuit underneath.
"Did I do good, Mistress?" the math teacher panted expectantly.
"Yes, Martin, you did fine," Elaida said as the teacher morphed into Minstrel Martin. The three cackled evilly and walked away out the door and into the snowy land of Mongolia.
Min and Elayne noticed the whole thing, and followed the three evil peoples. Once they opened the door, they, too, were transported into Mongolia.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene and Gawyn in a carriage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Egwene randomly got into a carriage and ordered the driver to go fast. Suddenly Gawyn jumped on too.
"Not you," Egwene sighed.
"Hey hey, I think I deserve to talk to you after jumping onto a moving carriage," Gawyn said.
"Fine. What do you want?" Egwene prepared herself for a whole mushy speech.
"Lookit this!!!" he squealed, and pulled back his jacket to reveal his bare arm and shirt underneath. On his shirt was a sticker that said, "OFFICIAL STONE DAWG" and on his arm was a tattoo of a black dog that was saying, "Woof!"
"Wow, I'm... speechless," Egwene said, not caring at all.
"I know! I went to the Aiel and became a stone dog. Cool huh?"
"Sure. You just keep telling yourself that." Gawyn didn't get it, so he smiled anyway. It seemed to run in the family.
"Anything else?"
"Uh... well, I was kind of wondering why you don't love me, but not really no."
"Good. Now leave." He didn't move.
"Get up get out get up get out get up get out!" Egwene shouted, and simply pushed him out onto the street when he didn't move.
"That was easy!" she thought to herself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mongolia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elaida and Martin and Myrelle were nowhere in sight, and Min and Elayne were cold, so they decided to go into a random bar thing that appeared out of nowhere. Deranged mongols littered the place. They sat down at a table, and noticed some guys bringing a box in though a trapdoor. A drinking game was going on behind them, and a woman in red was winning. Min wanted to join in but Elayne was too scared to stay at a table by herself. Suddenly the doors opened and a girl in a ridiculous white fluffy outfit came in. She was holding a book that said Go! Mongolia. She pushed back her hood and revealed two blonde pigtails.
"This is hustle, y'all!" she said, and all the mongols stopped short. Then they shouted. Elayne and Min were speechless.
"She's so... shiny," Min said. The girl giggled and looked at a mechanical bull. Min had just realized the thing. She could not resist. Min ran over to the bull and it automatically started up, and Min screamed in delight. The blonde girl looked cluelessly at her.
"What? Wheeee!" Min said. Suddenly a man wearing a shirt that said DIRECTOR came over to her.
"Do we know you? Did Richard hire you as an extra? Why wouldn't he tell me?" Min just stared.
"No, I'm riding a bull." Cameramen followed the "DIRECTOR" man around.
"Well, we're filming a movie here! I'm afraid you'll have to get off..." Min said no. She was promptly dragged off the bull by a cameraman and brought back to Elayne.
"Take two! Cameron, go back outside. Drew, put your hat back on. Come on, people, we have a movie to make." Suddenly a head popped out of the trapdoor. The girl had long black hair.
"What's happening?" she asked.
"Re-take, Lucy," the girl called Drew told her.
"Yeah, some girl got on my bull," the girl called Cameron said confusedly.
"Oh, do I have to get back in the box?" 'Lucy" whined.
"Yep." She groaned and disappeared down into the ground, and then she and the two men who had carried the box came back up and went out the door with 'Cameron'.
"Alright, take two... now!" The Director said, and the whole thing happened again.
"De ja vu," Min muttered, and she and Elayne politely left.
"Weird," Elayne said as they walked back into their world, and into the inn. Fortunately they were brainwashed as they passed back into Ebou Dar so no one ever found out.
"Egwene!" he cried, and came over to her, taking her arm. She snatched it away and rubbed it, glaring at him.
"What do you want?"
"I feel... sickness, through the bond. What is wrong, my love?"
"Ack! Stoppit!"
"But, I thought you bonded me as your Warder, because you loved me. That's what you said."
"I lied." Yes, quick and easy was the best way to go. "I only bonded you so you would leave me alone and stop following me around!" Gawyn looked hurt.
"I knew it. Your heart lies with another. Who is he? WHO??" he demanded dramatically.
"Um."
"It's me!" cried a random voice. They both turned. A man in a neat shirt and tie with tabasco sauce bottles on it was standing not ten feet away. He was going bald, and had slightly blonde hair. He wore a dark batman cape that said M on it. A book that said The Middle Ages was in his hands. He looked a lot like Egwene's former 8th grade history teacher, Mr. Middleton. Egwene gasped in horror.
"No it's not!" she cried, appalled. "Yuck!"
"No, me!" cried another. This man was very tall and bald, with grey hair. His nose was huge. He looked like Egwene's english teacher, Mr. Gillies.
"I think not," she said firmly.
"No! ME!" A woman stood next to the men. She had baggy genie pants up above her bellybutton and a fish belt. She could have been a twin to Egwene's math teacher, the horrible, cannibalistic MS. G!!!!!
"Run away!!!!!!!!!" she cried, and ran away. Gawyn followed her.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 Teachers in inn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elaida pulled of her mask of an ugly middle ages balding history teacher.
"Haha, that was fun." She peeled off her costume of a bat-cloak, revealing her classic pink catsuit. Her red hair, in a ponytail, still was put up near the front of her head to one side.
"Sure was," said Myrelle as she stripped her costume of an english teacher off and got off a pair of stilts. She was wearing her green catsuit underneath.
"Did I do good, Mistress?" the math teacher panted expectantly.
"Yes, Martin, you did fine," Elaida said as the teacher morphed into Minstrel Martin. The three cackled evilly and walked away out the door and into the snowy land of Mongolia.
Min and Elayne noticed the whole thing, and followed the three evil peoples. Once they opened the door, they, too, were transported into Mongolia.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene and Gawyn in a carriage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Egwene randomly got into a carriage and ordered the driver to go fast. Suddenly Gawyn jumped on too.
"Not you," Egwene sighed.
"Hey hey, I think I deserve to talk to you after jumping onto a moving carriage," Gawyn said.
"Fine. What do you want?" Egwene prepared herself for a whole mushy speech.
"Lookit this!!!" he squealed, and pulled back his jacket to reveal his bare arm and shirt underneath. On his shirt was a sticker that said, "OFFICIAL STONE DAWG" and on his arm was a tattoo of a black dog that was saying, "Woof!"
"Wow, I'm... speechless," Egwene said, not caring at all.
"I know! I went to the Aiel and became a stone dog. Cool huh?"
"Sure. You just keep telling yourself that." Gawyn didn't get it, so he smiled anyway. It seemed to run in the family.
"Anything else?"
"Uh... well, I was kind of wondering why you don't love me, but not really no."
"Good. Now leave." He didn't move.
"Get up get out get up get out get up get out!" Egwene shouted, and simply pushed him out onto the street when he didn't move.
"That was easy!" she thought to herself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mongolia ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elaida and Martin and Myrelle were nowhere in sight, and Min and Elayne were cold, so they decided to go into a random bar thing that appeared out of nowhere. Deranged mongols littered the place. They sat down at a table, and noticed some guys bringing a box in though a trapdoor. A drinking game was going on behind them, and a woman in red was winning. Min wanted to join in but Elayne was too scared to stay at a table by herself. Suddenly the doors opened and a girl in a ridiculous white fluffy outfit came in. She was holding a book that said Go! Mongolia. She pushed back her hood and revealed two blonde pigtails.
"This is hustle, y'all!" she said, and all the mongols stopped short. Then they shouted. Elayne and Min were speechless.
"She's so... shiny," Min said. The girl giggled and looked at a mechanical bull. Min had just realized the thing. She could not resist. Min ran over to the bull and it automatically started up, and Min screamed in delight. The blonde girl looked cluelessly at her.
"What? Wheeee!" Min said. Suddenly a man wearing a shirt that said DIRECTOR came over to her.
"Do we know you? Did Richard hire you as an extra? Why wouldn't he tell me?" Min just stared.
"No, I'm riding a bull." Cameramen followed the "DIRECTOR" man around.
"Well, we're filming a movie here! I'm afraid you'll have to get off..." Min said no. She was promptly dragged off the bull by a cameraman and brought back to Elayne.
"Take two! Cameron, go back outside. Drew, put your hat back on. Come on, people, we have a movie to make." Suddenly a head popped out of the trapdoor. The girl had long black hair.
"What's happening?" she asked.
"Re-take, Lucy," the girl called Drew told her.
"Yeah, some girl got on my bull," the girl called Cameron said confusedly.
"Oh, do I have to get back in the box?" 'Lucy" whined.
"Yep." She groaned and disappeared down into the ground, and then she and the two men who had carried the box came back up and went out the door with 'Cameron'.
"Alright, take two... now!" The Director said, and the whole thing happened again.
"De ja vu," Min muttered, and she and Elayne politely left.
"Weird," Elayne said as they walked back into their world, and into the inn. Fortunately they were brainwashed as they passed back into Ebou Dar so no one ever found out.
