The Most Random Story EVER WRITTEN
By: The Queen of Randomness- Keiko!!! *applause*
Summary: Take InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango, stir in some of-of-characterness, add me, and you've got a sure-fire shindig! SOOO OOC...
Discaimer: I own me, maybe, no one or thing else. Well, except my stuffed Sesshoumaru, Lord FluffMuffins, but he's been thinking about running away lately...
I Guess I'll Actually Write Now...
Keiko: HI!!!!!!!!!! POTATO!
InuYasha: She scares me, Kagome, hold me! *jumps into Kagome's arms who is now as strong as a post-spinach Popeye*
Kagome: There, there, Inu-koi, it's okay... *growls at Keiko*
Keiko: *dances the macarena with a spoon on her nose and a bucket on her head* Nani? Spuds are cool! SPUDS, SPUDS, SPUDS!!! *suddenly she is levetating on a blue yoga mat with one of those seeing-eye-on-a-blue-triangle-hat-things* Now, I want everyone to get in touch with their inner Beavis and Butthead... Breath in, be a pervert... Breath in, be a pervert...
Mirkou: *speaks in Butthead's voice* Sango, come to butthead.
Sango: Oh, Butthead! *swoons*
Mirkou: *waggles eyebrows* I knew that voice-immitation class would pay off!
Keiko: *serene, still levitating* Very good Miroku, feel the scam...
InuYasha: *speaks in Beavis's voice* You want the Beavis. Come to the Beavis side, Kagome.
Kagome: *comes and drapes herself in InuYasha's arms* His chin is so... MANLY!!!
Keiko: *is calm for a second then laughs maniacally* BWAHAHAHA!!! NYANCA NYANCA!!! You're all so... SILLY!!! AHAHAHA!!! *suddenly serious* Spongebob Squarepants Ice Cream.
InuYasha: REALLY?! Can I have some?! *jumps up and down* I wanna eat Patrick! I WANNA EAT PATRICK!!!
Keiko: Well, you can't, because I'M eating Squidward! And I'm a SAGGITARIUS!!! Duh! Of couse you can't!
Miroku: How is that related.AT ALL?!
Sango: It isn't, that's the logic *is suddenly wearing glasses, holding a pointer with a blackboard behind her* The dragon mixes rouge in the banana with a kumquat covered in chalk. Because the 67th monkey can't read foriegn restrrom signs, squidward equals star and patrick equals slot-machine, understand?
Kagome: No-- I mean, of course! It makes perfect sense!!!
Keiko: *sighs* Sango is the only one who understands me... Oh well! Sango lets DDR!!! Accio DDR!!! *waves wand*
DDR: *appears* Let's DDR! Choose mode! Choose level! Choose song! It's my generation, feel the rythem of the nation, hey, oh yeah!
Keiko: Oh, yeah! High score! Oh, I groove! Yeah! *dances like crazy*
Everyone else: O.o *stares*
Keiko: Oh, you wanna play?! It be fun! Look! I also have the InuYasha PS1 game! Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to beat Naraku in 'very hard' mode on a DANCE PAD?! VERY HARD!!!
Everyone else: o.O *stares* YEAH!!! BEAT NARAKU!!! *try to beat Naraku in 'very hard' mode on a dance pad*
InuYasha: IT'S HARD!!! *jumps up and down on the mat like a maniac*
Kagome: *steps on the pad daintily* It's not working...
Sango: Well, you have to step on it harder than that!!! *beats the goddamn underlord* See?
Keiko: YAY Sango-tou! Why does everyone in the game call you that?
Sango: o.o I have NO IDEA.
Keiko: Let's go kill Kikyou!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Authoress notes: That.Was.Stupid. SO VERY STUPID!!! I'm sorry you were all exposed to that, but I will continue it, just to stay sane!!!
By: The Queen of Randomness- Keiko!!! *applause*
Summary: Take InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango, stir in some of-of-characterness, add me, and you've got a sure-fire shindig! SOOO OOC...
Discaimer: I own me, maybe, no one or thing else. Well, except my stuffed Sesshoumaru, Lord FluffMuffins, but he's been thinking about running away lately...
I Guess I'll Actually Write Now...
Keiko: HI!!!!!!!!!! POTATO!
InuYasha: She scares me, Kagome, hold me! *jumps into Kagome's arms who is now as strong as a post-spinach Popeye*
Kagome: There, there, Inu-koi, it's okay... *growls at Keiko*
Keiko: *dances the macarena with a spoon on her nose and a bucket on her head* Nani? Spuds are cool! SPUDS, SPUDS, SPUDS!!! *suddenly she is levetating on a blue yoga mat with one of those seeing-eye-on-a-blue-triangle-hat-things* Now, I want everyone to get in touch with their inner Beavis and Butthead... Breath in, be a pervert... Breath in, be a pervert...
Mirkou: *speaks in Butthead's voice* Sango, come to butthead.
Sango: Oh, Butthead! *swoons*
Mirkou: *waggles eyebrows* I knew that voice-immitation class would pay off!
Keiko: *serene, still levitating* Very good Miroku, feel the scam...
InuYasha: *speaks in Beavis's voice* You want the Beavis. Come to the Beavis side, Kagome.
Kagome: *comes and drapes herself in InuYasha's arms* His chin is so... MANLY!!!
Keiko: *is calm for a second then laughs maniacally* BWAHAHAHA!!! NYANCA NYANCA!!! You're all so... SILLY!!! AHAHAHA!!! *suddenly serious* Spongebob Squarepants Ice Cream.
InuYasha: REALLY?! Can I have some?! *jumps up and down* I wanna eat Patrick! I WANNA EAT PATRICK!!!
Keiko: Well, you can't, because I'M eating Squidward! And I'm a SAGGITARIUS!!! Duh! Of couse you can't!
Miroku: How is that related.AT ALL?!
Sango: It isn't, that's the logic *is suddenly wearing glasses, holding a pointer with a blackboard behind her* The dragon mixes rouge in the banana with a kumquat covered in chalk. Because the 67th monkey can't read foriegn restrrom signs, squidward equals star and patrick equals slot-machine, understand?
Kagome: No-- I mean, of course! It makes perfect sense!!!
Keiko: *sighs* Sango is the only one who understands me... Oh well! Sango lets DDR!!! Accio DDR!!! *waves wand*
DDR: *appears* Let's DDR! Choose mode! Choose level! Choose song! It's my generation, feel the rythem of the nation, hey, oh yeah!
Keiko: Oh, yeah! High score! Oh, I groove! Yeah! *dances like crazy*
Everyone else: O.o *stares*
Keiko: Oh, you wanna play?! It be fun! Look! I also have the InuYasha PS1 game! Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to beat Naraku in 'very hard' mode on a DANCE PAD?! VERY HARD!!!
Everyone else: o.O *stares* YEAH!!! BEAT NARAKU!!! *try to beat Naraku in 'very hard' mode on a dance pad*
InuYasha: IT'S HARD!!! *jumps up and down on the mat like a maniac*
Kagome: *steps on the pad daintily* It's not working...
Sango: Well, you have to step on it harder than that!!! *beats the goddamn underlord* See?
Keiko: YAY Sango-tou! Why does everyone in the game call you that?
Sango: o.o I have NO IDEA.
Keiko: Let's go kill Kikyou!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Authoress notes: That.Was.Stupid. SO VERY STUPID!!! I'm sorry you were all exposed to that, but I will continue it, just to stay sane!!!
