~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Inn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birgitte was on the table, yelling down at Moiraine, who was draped along the table, her face in her hands. A half empty shot glass was near her, and at least 30 empty shot glasses each were put on the ground from shots already drunk.
"Hahaha! You are WEAK! HAHAHA!" Birgitte said, and Moiraine sobbed. Just to prove it Birgitte downed another shot and began singing "You Are My Sunshine" at the top of her lungs, very off key.
"How many shots, Birgitte?" Min asked upon returning to her seat.
"I had 37, and Moiraine had 35 and a half." Birgitte grinned drunkenly. At this Moiraine glared at her and downed the rest of her glass, and another two. Birgitte gasped, and drank another. Moiraine had three more. Birgitte had four more. Moiraine drank another. So did Birgitte. It was getting out of control.
"Okay, okay, you fools, give it up! Now your even, just QUIT WHILE YOUR AHEAD!" Nynaeve scolded them. They both agreed sulkily.
The party continued for a while, until the innkeeper came up to Moiraine and tapped her politely on the shoulder.
"Erm, Ma'am, I regret to say that we will have to move your rooms. You and Mistress al'Vere will be moved to 20002. Mistress al'Vere and Master Lan will be moved to 20004. Master al'Thor and co. will be moved to 20006."
"That is, like, on the other side of the universe," Moiraine said.
"Yes, I realize, but we have to. Look on the bright side, all your rooms are on the same side of the corridor. So you can pass notes through the wall!" He giggled, but everyone else thought he might possibly be gay. Rand was excited though.
"Yay! Let's go," he said, and ran off. Everyone else followed for the sake of moving their things. Moiraine moved Egwene's for her, though in reality Egwene had turned herself invisible and laughed as Moiraine struggled with a mound of papers marked "Amyrlin Only." Once they were all moved, Egwene re-visiblized herself and retired to her new room. Sadly it had no beer or tv in it, but she could deal. She took the bed next to the wall which Nynaeve was on the other side of, and Moiraine took the one next to the other wall. She noticed there actually was a hole through which she could pass notes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Yessssssssssssssssssss! Hey, where's the hole?" Rand was disappointed when there was no hole.
"Randy poo, forget about the hole." Elayne and Min had twin beds that were pulled as close to Rand's as possible. Rand had pushed his bed against the wall, though, to pass notes... but there was no hole! It was an outrage. So he channeled a hole. He heard Nynaeve scream on the other side of the wall. Bwa ha ha ha ha. He scribbled a note and pushed it through.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve and Lan's beds were twin beds, too, on opposite sides of the wall. Nynaeve had tried to push them together, but Moiraine (burn her) had channeled them to the floor so they would not budge. Oh well. Lan's bed was on the wall closest to Rand, and Nynaeve was on the other side of Egwene's wall. Nynaeve went over to Lan's bed and sat on it with him.
"Lan..." He silenced her by kissing her. Suddenly something poked into her back. She whipped around and saw... a note! She opened it and it read: Hey! Hahaha, notes! Cool beans! Reply!
"RANNNNND!" Nynaeve screamed at him. She scribbled something and shoved it through, and went back to Lan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Min and Elayne had given up on any hopes of romance, and were playing I Spy again. Rand sat waiting with baited breath for a note. Suddenly one came through. It said: Rand al'Thor, you horrible bloody flaming man! DON'T you dare send another note through, or I will come in there and pommel your bloody flaming arse! ~Nynaeve"Rand sighed. Not the reply he had wanted. Too bad! Mua ha ha ha ha, he must annoy her now. It was his duty. He scribbled something and shoved it through again.
A few minutes later, the door banged open, and Rand jumped back in horror, afraid it was Nynaeve. It wasn't. Birgitte stormed madly in and proceeded to yell.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve was in an odd position on the tiny cot-like bed, lips locked with Lan. Suddenly something else poked into her back, and she whipped angrily around again.
"Ack! What does it say?!?" she snapped. It said: Haha! :P What are you doing, Nynaeve? Ha, ha! Don't pommel my arse or I will balefire you! Nynaeve glared at it, and scribbled: If you balefire me Lan will cut you up into little pieces and feed you to Moiraine and was about to stick it through when she heard screaming on the other side of the wall.
"Elayne! Where am I to sleep?" Came Birgitte's voice.
"Dunno, but not here," Rand said.
"RAND AL'THOR, I DEMAND YOU GET OUT NOW!" Birgitte screamed at him.
"What? No! I am the Dragon Reborn! Why should you be here?"
"Because I am Elayne's Warder! Get out! I have nothing against shooting the Dragon Reborn, you should know!" she said, and Nynaeve heard her nock her bow. Rand squealed.
"Alright! Alright!" he said. Nynaeve smiled. No more notes! But first she shoved hers through so he would read it. That problem solved, she continued to smooch Lan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene and Moiraine (and Rand)'s Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moiraine was doing yoga on the floor and chanting, "The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel wills!", and Egwene was trying to see through the hole in the wall. She couldn't that well, but she could tell Nynaeve was not on her bed. Suddenly the door opened and Rand came in holding a blanket and pillow, and looking utterly sad. He set up his pillow and blanket on the floor and harrumphed.
"I won't ask," Egwene declared and proceeded to stare through the wall. The door opened and Birgitte came in, snatching Rand's blanket and pillow and glaring at him. Then she left and Rand whimpered.
"Hey, no fair! You have a peephole!" Rand said jealously.
"Yup!" Rand scribbled another note and put it through. It had said: Nynaeve- I can still write notes through the other wall! Tee hee hee. He heard her scramble over to the other wall, and heard her growl in outrage.
"RAND!" She screamed at the wall. "STOP WRITING ME NOTES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!" Suddenly the wall opened, to reveal Nynaeve with a glow of saidar around her. She leaped through the massive hole in the wall and attacked Rand. Egwene doubled over laughing.
"Fine! Fine! Just go back to the Pit of Doom!" Rand screamed. Nynaeve jumped back into her own room and closed up the wall, all the way. Rand just channeled another peephole.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Birgitte's New Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The girls were now in their own beds, gossiping. Birgitte had been put near the wall.
"I wonder what Egwene's doing," she said. Elayne shrugged.
"Too lazy to go find out," Min said.
"I know!" Birgitte leaned in near the peephole and said,
"Nynaeve? Nynaeve, can you hear me? Can you pass this to Egwene?"
"NO!" Nynaeve screeched.
"Please? Please? I won't ask you again."
"ARG! FINE! ONLY ONCE!" she said, and snatched the note out of Birgitte's hand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene, Rand, and Moiraine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A note suddenly was pushed through into Egwene's face.
"Take it. It's from Birgitte," Nynaeve hissed. "Don't reply." Egwene grinned and read it. It cointained some juicy gossip.
"Lemme see!" Rand whined.
"No."
"Moiraine!! Make her let me see it! She won't let me!"
"The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve decided to move her and Lan over to her bed, not that it was like that or anything but its uncomfortable to kiss on the floor, because she was afraid Birgitte would force more notes upon her. Lan willingly obliged. They sat kissing for a time, Nynaeve was not sure how long, when suddenly a note came in from both ends.
"Nynaeve?" came a voice from both walls.
"ACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is worse than Moghedien!" Nynaeve sobbed. "JUST BLOODY GO INTO HER ROOM IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER!" she yelled at the opposite wall. "EGWENE! IF YOU PUT ONE MORE NOTE THROUGH THIS WALL I WILL SWITCH YOU!"
"You can't switch me, I am the Amyrlin Seat," came Egwene's indignant voice. Nynaeve decided to ignore all the notes. Forever. She didn't have to deliver them....
Some Time Later.... Nynaeve was in bliss with Lan, but, the piles of notes on both beds were getting intense. She was afraid she might drown in paper if this kept up. There was one thing left to do. She gathered all of Egwene's notes into her arms, and walked down the hall to Elayne's room. As soon as the door opened she threw the notes at her. Then she took all Birgitte's notes and did the same to Egwene. There. That should stop them, Nynaeve thought happily. For ten minutes nothing happened. When Nynaeve thought it was safe, she slowly began to kiss Lan again. Just as she had put her lips on his their door opened and Moiraine came in, sweating happily.
"Hi, Nynaeve! Just thought I'd stop by!" she said.
"Why are you sweating?" Nynaeve asked, after she had removed her lips from Lan.
"Yoga. It's good for body, spirit and mind!" Moiraine said cheerily. Lan looked frightened. Nynaeve looked irked beyond all imagining.
"Well, can you stop by later? Like, tomorrow?" Nynaeve asked through gritted teeth.
"Nah!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Nynaeve screamed in frustration, pinching herself and waiting to wake up. She didn't.
"No.... Egwene!" Nynaeve wailed through the wall.
"Nynaeve?" Egwene's voice asked.
"Moiraine! She's invading! Ack!"
"I'll send Rand right over."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Rand!"
"I didn't do it!"
"Go get Moiraine out of Nynaeve's room."
"Yes Amyrlin."
"Good beast."
Rand bounced out the door and into Nynaeve's room.
"Moiraine, I accidently killed a few people by channeling and I think the Forsaken are coming."
"AH!!!!!! NO!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!! LANFEAR!!!!!!" Moiraine cried. On cue, Lanfear suddenly appeared. Rand was is shock.. it had been a lie. Nynaeve and Lan sat dazed.
"Lewy-poo!" Lanfear cooed, and threw herself at Rand.
"DIE BEE-OTCH!" Moiraine battle-called, and threw herself at Lanfear.
"RUN AWAY!" Rand squealched, and ran. The three tumbled out the door and Nynaeve closed it with a flow of air.
"Well that was... different," said Lan.
Birgitte was on the table, yelling down at Moiraine, who was draped along the table, her face in her hands. A half empty shot glass was near her, and at least 30 empty shot glasses each were put on the ground from shots already drunk.
"Hahaha! You are WEAK! HAHAHA!" Birgitte said, and Moiraine sobbed. Just to prove it Birgitte downed another shot and began singing "You Are My Sunshine" at the top of her lungs, very off key.
"How many shots, Birgitte?" Min asked upon returning to her seat.
"I had 37, and Moiraine had 35 and a half." Birgitte grinned drunkenly. At this Moiraine glared at her and downed the rest of her glass, and another two. Birgitte gasped, and drank another. Moiraine had three more. Birgitte had four more. Moiraine drank another. So did Birgitte. It was getting out of control.
"Okay, okay, you fools, give it up! Now your even, just QUIT WHILE YOUR AHEAD!" Nynaeve scolded them. They both agreed sulkily.
The party continued for a while, until the innkeeper came up to Moiraine and tapped her politely on the shoulder.
"Erm, Ma'am, I regret to say that we will have to move your rooms. You and Mistress al'Vere will be moved to 20002. Mistress al'Vere and Master Lan will be moved to 20004. Master al'Thor and co. will be moved to 20006."
"That is, like, on the other side of the universe," Moiraine said.
"Yes, I realize, but we have to. Look on the bright side, all your rooms are on the same side of the corridor. So you can pass notes through the wall!" He giggled, but everyone else thought he might possibly be gay. Rand was excited though.
"Yay! Let's go," he said, and ran off. Everyone else followed for the sake of moving their things. Moiraine moved Egwene's for her, though in reality Egwene had turned herself invisible and laughed as Moiraine struggled with a mound of papers marked "Amyrlin Only." Once they were all moved, Egwene re-visiblized herself and retired to her new room. Sadly it had no beer or tv in it, but she could deal. She took the bed next to the wall which Nynaeve was on the other side of, and Moiraine took the one next to the other wall. She noticed there actually was a hole through which she could pass notes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Yessssssssssssssssssss! Hey, where's the hole?" Rand was disappointed when there was no hole.
"Randy poo, forget about the hole." Elayne and Min had twin beds that were pulled as close to Rand's as possible. Rand had pushed his bed against the wall, though, to pass notes... but there was no hole! It was an outrage. So he channeled a hole. He heard Nynaeve scream on the other side of the wall. Bwa ha ha ha ha. He scribbled a note and pushed it through.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve and Lan's beds were twin beds, too, on opposite sides of the wall. Nynaeve had tried to push them together, but Moiraine (burn her) had channeled them to the floor so they would not budge. Oh well. Lan's bed was on the wall closest to Rand, and Nynaeve was on the other side of Egwene's wall. Nynaeve went over to Lan's bed and sat on it with him.
"Lan..." He silenced her by kissing her. Suddenly something poked into her back. She whipped around and saw... a note! She opened it and it read: Hey! Hahaha, notes! Cool beans! Reply!
"RANNNNND!" Nynaeve screamed at him. She scribbled something and shoved it through, and went back to Lan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Min and Elayne had given up on any hopes of romance, and were playing I Spy again. Rand sat waiting with baited breath for a note. Suddenly one came through. It said: Rand al'Thor, you horrible bloody flaming man! DON'T you dare send another note through, or I will come in there and pommel your bloody flaming arse! ~Nynaeve"Rand sighed. Not the reply he had wanted. Too bad! Mua ha ha ha ha, he must annoy her now. It was his duty. He scribbled something and shoved it through again.
A few minutes later, the door banged open, and Rand jumped back in horror, afraid it was Nynaeve. It wasn't. Birgitte stormed madly in and proceeded to yell.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve was in an odd position on the tiny cot-like bed, lips locked with Lan. Suddenly something else poked into her back, and she whipped angrily around again.
"Ack! What does it say?!?" she snapped. It said: Haha! :P What are you doing, Nynaeve? Ha, ha! Don't pommel my arse or I will balefire you! Nynaeve glared at it, and scribbled: If you balefire me Lan will cut you up into little pieces and feed you to Moiraine and was about to stick it through when she heard screaming on the other side of the wall.
"Elayne! Where am I to sleep?" Came Birgitte's voice.
"Dunno, but not here," Rand said.
"RAND AL'THOR, I DEMAND YOU GET OUT NOW!" Birgitte screamed at him.
"What? No! I am the Dragon Reborn! Why should you be here?"
"Because I am Elayne's Warder! Get out! I have nothing against shooting the Dragon Reborn, you should know!" she said, and Nynaeve heard her nock her bow. Rand squealed.
"Alright! Alright!" he said. Nynaeve smiled. No more notes! But first she shoved hers through so he would read it. That problem solved, she continued to smooch Lan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene and Moiraine (and Rand)'s Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moiraine was doing yoga on the floor and chanting, "The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel wills!", and Egwene was trying to see through the hole in the wall. She couldn't that well, but she could tell Nynaeve was not on her bed. Suddenly the door opened and Rand came in holding a blanket and pillow, and looking utterly sad. He set up his pillow and blanket on the floor and harrumphed.
"I won't ask," Egwene declared and proceeded to stare through the wall. The door opened and Birgitte came in, snatching Rand's blanket and pillow and glaring at him. Then she left and Rand whimpered.
"Hey, no fair! You have a peephole!" Rand said jealously.
"Yup!" Rand scribbled another note and put it through. It had said: Nynaeve- I can still write notes through the other wall! Tee hee hee. He heard her scramble over to the other wall, and heard her growl in outrage.
"RAND!" She screamed at the wall. "STOP WRITING ME NOTES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!" Suddenly the wall opened, to reveal Nynaeve with a glow of saidar around her. She leaped through the massive hole in the wall and attacked Rand. Egwene doubled over laughing.
"Fine! Fine! Just go back to the Pit of Doom!" Rand screamed. Nynaeve jumped back into her own room and closed up the wall, all the way. Rand just channeled another peephole.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Birgitte's New Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The girls were now in their own beds, gossiping. Birgitte had been put near the wall.
"I wonder what Egwene's doing," she said. Elayne shrugged.
"Too lazy to go find out," Min said.
"I know!" Birgitte leaned in near the peephole and said,
"Nynaeve? Nynaeve, can you hear me? Can you pass this to Egwene?"
"NO!" Nynaeve screeched.
"Please? Please? I won't ask you again."
"ARG! FINE! ONLY ONCE!" she said, and snatched the note out of Birgitte's hand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene, Rand, and Moiraine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A note suddenly was pushed through into Egwene's face.
"Take it. It's from Birgitte," Nynaeve hissed. "Don't reply." Egwene grinned and read it. It cointained some juicy gossip.
"Lemme see!" Rand whined.
"No."
"Moiraine!! Make her let me see it! She won't let me!"
"The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve decided to move her and Lan over to her bed, not that it was like that or anything but its uncomfortable to kiss on the floor, because she was afraid Birgitte would force more notes upon her. Lan willingly obliged. They sat kissing for a time, Nynaeve was not sure how long, when suddenly a note came in from both ends.
"Nynaeve?" came a voice from both walls.
"ACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is worse than Moghedien!" Nynaeve sobbed. "JUST BLOODY GO INTO HER ROOM IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER!" she yelled at the opposite wall. "EGWENE! IF YOU PUT ONE MORE NOTE THROUGH THIS WALL I WILL SWITCH YOU!"
"You can't switch me, I am the Amyrlin Seat," came Egwene's indignant voice. Nynaeve decided to ignore all the notes. Forever. She didn't have to deliver them....
Some Time Later.... Nynaeve was in bliss with Lan, but, the piles of notes on both beds were getting intense. She was afraid she might drown in paper if this kept up. There was one thing left to do. She gathered all of Egwene's notes into her arms, and walked down the hall to Elayne's room. As soon as the door opened she threw the notes at her. Then she took all Birgitte's notes and did the same to Egwene. There. That should stop them, Nynaeve thought happily. For ten minutes nothing happened. When Nynaeve thought it was safe, she slowly began to kiss Lan again. Just as she had put her lips on his their door opened and Moiraine came in, sweating happily.
"Hi, Nynaeve! Just thought I'd stop by!" she said.
"Why are you sweating?" Nynaeve asked, after she had removed her lips from Lan.
"Yoga. It's good for body, spirit and mind!" Moiraine said cheerily. Lan looked frightened. Nynaeve looked irked beyond all imagining.
"Well, can you stop by later? Like, tomorrow?" Nynaeve asked through gritted teeth.
"Nah!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Nynaeve screamed in frustration, pinching herself and waiting to wake up. She didn't.
"No.... Egwene!" Nynaeve wailed through the wall.
"Nynaeve?" Egwene's voice asked.
"Moiraine! She's invading! Ack!"
"I'll send Rand right over."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Rand!"
"I didn't do it!"
"Go get Moiraine out of Nynaeve's room."
"Yes Amyrlin."
"Good beast."
Rand bounced out the door and into Nynaeve's room.
"Moiraine, I accidently killed a few people by channeling and I think the Forsaken are coming."
"AH!!!!!! NO!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!! LANFEAR!!!!!!" Moiraine cried. On cue, Lanfear suddenly appeared. Rand was is shock.. it had been a lie. Nynaeve and Lan sat dazed.
"Lewy-poo!" Lanfear cooed, and threw herself at Rand.
"DIE BEE-OTCH!" Moiraine battle-called, and threw herself at Lanfear.
"RUN AWAY!" Rand squealched, and ran. The three tumbled out the door and Nynaeve closed it with a flow of air.
"Well that was... different," said Lan.
