The Most Random Story EVER WRITTEN
By: The Queen of Randomness- Keiko!!! *applause*
Summary: Take InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango, stir in some of-of-characterness, add me, and you've got a sure-fire shindig! SOOO OOC...
Discaimer: I own me, maybe, no one or thing else. Well, except my stuffed Sesshoumaru, Lord FluffMuffins, but he's been thinking about running away lately...
I Guess I'll Actually Write Now...
Keiko: Let's go kill Kikyou!
Everyone else: YEAH!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Keiko: Hold on, lemme get her... *pulls out a traffic cone* Soo-EE!! SOO-EE!!!
Kikyou: You honked?
Keiko: It's time to kill you! ^^ Ready?
Kikyou: *angry and actually has an expression [gasp!]* No! No one understands my feelings! I will vanquish you!
Everyone else: o.o Vanquish?
Kikyou: Hey! The Hooed-on-Phonics lady said that big words impressed people!
Keiko: Well, there's the problem! Do you see any PEOPLE here? I don't! I see... something red!
InuYasha: Oh! Oh! I'ts me!!! Oh, yesh, go me! I got it! It's my bithday, not really!
Keiko: *yells* YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR! AND HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!!! *shoves a toilet plunger into his hands*
InuYasha: OH BOY! I've always wanted one of these! A HAT!!! *put on the 'hat'*
Keiko: *giggles* Silly, silly, silly, silly! It's not a hat, it's a banjo!!! Play it!
Play it!
Kikyou: Erm.. hello? We were talking about me!
Keiko: Oh yeah, let me take care of that. Kag-chan? *Kagome materializes beside Keiko*
Kagome: Yes my goddess?
Keiko: You may proceed with your quest for Inu domination.
Kagome: Thank you, goddess. *Takes out a high intensity lamp and holds it over Kikyou.
Kikyou: I'm MELTING! MELTING! NOOOOOOO!!! *melts into a brown puddle on the floor.
Sango: Ewwwww! Kikyou-waste! I'm not cleaninging that up! Miroku?
Miroku: *materializes next to Sango* Yes my goddess?
Sango: *boinks Miroku* Don't be stupid, houshi. Go clean up that... MESS!
Miroku: Ewww.. I don't want that stuff in my wind tunnel! But, I must do as my goddess orders... *grimaces* *opens Kazaana and sucks up Kikyou-puddle* That was... so... GROSS!!! EWWWW EWWW EWWWW!!!
Keiko: Well, this is a good time to end the chapter! Adios people!
Kagome: What do you mean 'chapter'?!
Keiko: Eheh, gotta go!
By: The Queen of Randomness- Keiko!!! *applause*
Summary: Take InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango, stir in some of-of-characterness, add me, and you've got a sure-fire shindig! SOOO OOC...
Discaimer: I own me, maybe, no one or thing else. Well, except my stuffed Sesshoumaru, Lord FluffMuffins, but he's been thinking about running away lately...
I Guess I'll Actually Write Now...
Keiko: Let's go kill Kikyou!
Everyone else: YEAH!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Keiko: Hold on, lemme get her... *pulls out a traffic cone* Soo-EE!! SOO-EE!!!
Kikyou: You honked?
Keiko: It's time to kill you! ^^ Ready?
Kikyou: *angry and actually has an expression [gasp!]* No! No one understands my feelings! I will vanquish you!
Everyone else: o.o Vanquish?
Kikyou: Hey! The Hooed-on-Phonics lady said that big words impressed people!
Keiko: Well, there's the problem! Do you see any PEOPLE here? I don't! I see... something red!
InuYasha: Oh! Oh! I'ts me!!! Oh, yesh, go me! I got it! It's my bithday, not really!
Keiko: *yells* YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR! AND HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!!! *shoves a toilet plunger into his hands*
InuYasha: OH BOY! I've always wanted one of these! A HAT!!! *put on the 'hat'*
Keiko: *giggles* Silly, silly, silly, silly! It's not a hat, it's a banjo!!! Play it!
Play it!
Kikyou: Erm.. hello? We were talking about me!
Keiko: Oh yeah, let me take care of that. Kag-chan? *Kagome materializes beside Keiko*
Kagome: Yes my goddess?
Keiko: You may proceed with your quest for Inu domination.
Kagome: Thank you, goddess. *Takes out a high intensity lamp and holds it over Kikyou.
Kikyou: I'm MELTING! MELTING! NOOOOOOO!!! *melts into a brown puddle on the floor.
Sango: Ewwwww! Kikyou-waste! I'm not cleaninging that up! Miroku?
Miroku: *materializes next to Sango* Yes my goddess?
Sango: *boinks Miroku* Don't be stupid, houshi. Go clean up that... MESS!
Miroku: Ewww.. I don't want that stuff in my wind tunnel! But, I must do as my goddess orders... *grimaces* *opens Kazaana and sucks up Kikyou-puddle* That was... so... GROSS!!! EWWWW EWWW EWWWW!!!
Keiko: Well, this is a good time to end the chapter! Adios people!
Kagome: What do you mean 'chapter'?!
Keiko: Eheh, gotta go!
