The Most Random Story EVER WRITTEN

By: The Queen of Randomness- Keiko!!! *applause*

Summary: Take InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango, stir in some of-of-characterness, add me, and you've got a sure-fire shindig! SOOO OOC...

Discaimer: I own me, maybe, no one or thing else. Well, except my stuffed Sesshoumaru, Lord FluffMuffins, but he's been thinking about running away lately...

I Guess I'll Actually Write Now...

Keiko: Let's go kill Kikyou!

Everyone else: YEAH!!! WOO-HOO!!!

Keiko: Hold on, lemme get her... *pulls out a traffic cone* Soo-EE!! SOO-EE!!!

Kikyou: You honked?

Keiko: It's time to kill you! ^^ Ready?

Kikyou: *angry and actually has an expression [gasp!]* No! No one understands my feelings! I will vanquish you!

Everyone else: o.o Vanquish?

Kikyou: Hey! The Hooed-on-Phonics lady said that big words impressed people!

Keiko: Well, there's the problem! Do you see any PEOPLE here? I don't! I see... something red!

InuYasha: Oh! Oh! I'ts me!!! Oh, yesh, go me! I got it! It's my bithday, not really!

Keiko: *yells* YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR! AND HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!!! *shoves a toilet plunger into his hands*

InuYasha: OH BOY! I've always wanted one of these! A HAT!!! *put on the 'hat'*

Keiko: *giggles* Silly, silly, silly, silly! It's not a hat, it's a banjo!!! Play it!

Play it!

Kikyou: Erm.. hello? We were talking about me!

Keiko: Oh yeah, let me take care of that. Kag-chan? *Kagome materializes beside Keiko*

Kagome: Yes my goddess?

Keiko: You may proceed with your quest for Inu domination.

Kagome: Thank you, goddess. *Takes out a high intensity lamp and holds it over Kikyou.

Kikyou: I'm MELTING! MELTING! NOOOOOOO!!! *melts into a brown puddle on the floor.

Sango: Ewwwww! Kikyou-waste! I'm not cleaninging that up! Miroku?

Miroku: *materializes next to Sango* Yes my goddess?

Sango: *boinks Miroku* Don't be stupid, houshi. Go clean up that... MESS!

Miroku: Ewww.. I don't want that stuff in my wind tunnel! But, I must do as my goddess orders... *grimaces* *opens Kazaana and sucks up Kikyou-puddle* That was... so... GROSS!!! EWWWW EWWW EWWWW!!!

Keiko: Well, this is a good time to end the chapter! Adios people!

Kagome: What do you mean 'chapter'?!

Keiko: Eheh, gotta go!