~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back in Egwene's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Egwene heard it all through the wall. Haha. When she turned back to observe the rest of her room, though, she was face to face with...Elaida!
"Ack! Get out of my room!"
"No. I have a mission."
"And what is that?"
"...To paint your nails!" Elaida giggled.
"Now way. Out."
"Pleeeeeeease can I paint your nails? Purty please? With sugar and a cherry on top?"
"I don't like cherries."
"Okay, with strawbarries on top."
"Yuck!"
"Um, bananas?"
"Come ON, gross!"
An Hour Later
"...kiwis?" Elaida asked desperately.
"NO!"
"Do you like any flaming kind of fruit????"
"Advocados."
"That's not a fruit!!"
"So? Don't take that tone with me! I am the Amyrlin!"
"So? I am the ex-Amyrlin!"
"So!?"
"Well, it doesn't matter. Purty please with sugar and advocados on top?"
"Who says I liked sugar?"
"Oh come on! Work with me here!"
"Fine. Fine!"
"Yessssssssss! What color?"
"Blue."
"Oh, I don't have blue. I have Coral, Barbie, Salmon, Fushcia, and Pink. I luuuuuurve pink!" Egwene pounded her head on the bed.
The Next Morning....
When Egwene woke up the next morning, she rubbed her eyes. Then she noticed the pink nails.
"Arg," she muttered. She had an itch on her foot, but when she bent down to scratch it, she noticed... pink toenails!
"Arg! Elaida! We said only fingers!!" Elaida, who was still in Egwene's room for some reason, cackled.
"Bwa ha ha ha. But you fell asleep, so I got bored."
"Whatever, you nutcase!" Egwene decided to seek refuge in Nynaeve's room. As she went out into the hall, she saw Rand and Lanfear and Moiraine all staring at each other, no doubt channeling.
"Do I want to know?"
"SHHHHH! I'm about to balefire Lanfear!" Moiraine hissed.
"Leaving now," Lanfear said, and raced out a random door that opened. Coincidental. Egwene decided to leave them alone with that and knocked on Nynaeve's door. Nobody answered.
"Nynaeve! Open it!" Still, no answer. She went in anyway. Nynaeve and Lan had somehow both managed to sleep on Nynaeve's bed. She was pressed tightly against his chest to prevent falling off onto the floor. Egwene laughed, but it wasn't quiet enough. Nynaeve apparently had heard, and lifted her head up sleepily. Her eyes opened all the way, and she saw Egwene.
"Egwene! What are you doing here? How long have you been there?"
"Why does it matter?" Egwene asked suspiciously.
"It.. doesn't, just wondering!"
"Yeah right." Nynaeve sat up to argue, when suddenly Egwene noticed the wall bhind her slowly opening up. Elaida was surrounded by a glow of saidar, and she was grinning evilly.
"Nynaeve! Watch out!" Egwene shouted, too late.
"Wha-" Elaida grabbed Nynaeve and pulled her back, then closed up the wall.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve was not sure what happened, but suddenly she was lying upside down on Egwene's bed. Elaida sat on the floor next to her, grinning evilly.
"Yes?" Nynaeve asked her. "Nice to see you too."
"You have been chosen as my next victim."
"Because..."
"Just because."
"What do you want to do?"
"....paint your nails! Yay!"
"I think not."
"YES!" Elaida whined. "Purty please? With sugar and charries on top?"
"I don't like cherries!"
"ACK! Not this again! Okay, with advocados on top?"
"No way! Gross! Only Egwene likes advocados."
"Oh Light! Just give up! Please?"
"Uh, no." Elaida pondered this for a minute, then got a great idea.
"Purty please with sugar and Lan on top?" This Nynaeve could not resist.
"Fine." Elaida giggled happily and proceeded to give Nynaeve the color choices, to which she sniffed at.
"It's all the same color, Elaida."
"NO, it's NOT!"
"Fine. You pick one."
When Elaida was done, she put Nynaeve back through the wall where she ended up on Lan's lap, and then went up the hall to get another victim.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elayne, Birgitte and Min's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elaida suddenly burst in and grabbed them all in flows of air.
"Oh, no," Min droned sarcastically.
"The Light help us," Birgitte echoed.
"What's happening?" Elayne asked. Elaida took them all back to Egwene's room. Dun dun dun.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand and Moiraine in the Hallway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is getting old," Rand said.
"Yeah, yeah it is."
"I think I'm gonna go check on my gals. And Birgitte."
"Player. I'm gonna go terrorize Nynaeve, I think."
"Cool beans. See ya latah." They went their separate ways.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand's old Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Rand entered the room cautiously, no one was there. There was a note on the bed that said: Bwa ha ha ha ha, I have your gfs. And Birgitte. They are captive forever in Egwene's room. Damn, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Oh well. Rand set off for Egwene's room. When he opened the door, he was grabbed by a mysterious catsuited arm and pulled into his death...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve did not bother to get off Lan's lap, and offered Egwene a seat on the other bed.
"So0o0o0o0o0o0o0o.... any paticular reason you woke me up?" Nynaeve asked her.
"Nope!"
"Well that was un thoughtful of you."
"Yup!"
"GASP, what is that on your nails???" Nynaeve asked in horror.
"Pink nail polish. You have the same thing."
"Oh yeah, I forgot," Nynaeve said. Feeling stupid she added, "Lan crowds everything else out of my head," and kissed him on the cheek. He felt special, even if it was a lie. Egwene rolled her eyes.
"Alright alright alright, don't need to know about your personal life." Nynaeve blushed.
"So, uh, I'm still really tired and I want to go back to sleep."
"Oh well."
"Egwene, do you really have anything to say?"
"I-" Suddenly Moiraine burst in, again.
"I'm back!" she said.
"Run away," said Nynaeve. "WHY do you keep barging into our room!?"
"To bug you, of course."
"How very thoughtful."
"I know!" Moiraine looked pleased with herself.
"That was sarcastic."
"I know."
"You're really miffing me right now."
"Oh, I know."
"Your plan is working, then."
"I know!"
"You're just saying that to annoy me."
"I know."
"I knew it."
"I know."
"Moiraine is a stupid blue ajah shorty who needs a life."
"I kn- heyyyy, that's not nice." Egwene was bored here, and went back into her room, hoping Elaida was gone. She was not prepared at all for what she saw.
Min, Elayne and Birgitte sat on her bed with pink toenails and fingernails drying, and Elaida was working on Rand's left foot, his hands already done.
"What in the Pit of Doom happened here?"
"It's a party!" Elaida screamed in glee.
"Oh.. I, should have known." Egwene slowly closed the door again. The story was getting boring, so suddenly Barney appeared and sneaked up behind Egwene and grabbed her. He cackled and then ran back into her room, and grabbed Elayne. Then he went into Nynaeve's room and snatched Nynaeve and Moiraine, and then disappeared into a massive cavern in the ground that appeared, laughing evilly.
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Egwene heard it all through the wall. Haha. When she turned back to observe the rest of her room, though, she was face to face with...Elaida!
"Ack! Get out of my room!"
"No. I have a mission."
"And what is that?"
"...To paint your nails!" Elaida giggled.
"Now way. Out."
"Pleeeeeeease can I paint your nails? Purty please? With sugar and a cherry on top?"
"I don't like cherries."
"Okay, with strawbarries on top."
"Yuck!"
"Um, bananas?"
"Come ON, gross!"
An Hour Later
"...kiwis?" Elaida asked desperately.
"NO!"
"Do you like any flaming kind of fruit????"
"Advocados."
"That's not a fruit!!"
"So? Don't take that tone with me! I am the Amyrlin!"
"So? I am the ex-Amyrlin!"
"So!?"
"Well, it doesn't matter. Purty please with sugar and advocados on top?"
"Who says I liked sugar?"
"Oh come on! Work with me here!"
"Fine. Fine!"
"Yessssssssss! What color?"
"Blue."
"Oh, I don't have blue. I have Coral, Barbie, Salmon, Fushcia, and Pink. I luuuuuurve pink!" Egwene pounded her head on the bed.
The Next Morning....
When Egwene woke up the next morning, she rubbed her eyes. Then she noticed the pink nails.
"Arg," she muttered. She had an itch on her foot, but when she bent down to scratch it, she noticed... pink toenails!
"Arg! Elaida! We said only fingers!!" Elaida, who was still in Egwene's room for some reason, cackled.
"Bwa ha ha ha. But you fell asleep, so I got bored."
"Whatever, you nutcase!" Egwene decided to seek refuge in Nynaeve's room. As she went out into the hall, she saw Rand and Lanfear and Moiraine all staring at each other, no doubt channeling.
"Do I want to know?"
"SHHHHH! I'm about to balefire Lanfear!" Moiraine hissed.
"Leaving now," Lanfear said, and raced out a random door that opened. Coincidental. Egwene decided to leave them alone with that and knocked on Nynaeve's door. Nobody answered.
"Nynaeve! Open it!" Still, no answer. She went in anyway. Nynaeve and Lan had somehow both managed to sleep on Nynaeve's bed. She was pressed tightly against his chest to prevent falling off onto the floor. Egwene laughed, but it wasn't quiet enough. Nynaeve apparently had heard, and lifted her head up sleepily. Her eyes opened all the way, and she saw Egwene.
"Egwene! What are you doing here? How long have you been there?"
"Why does it matter?" Egwene asked suspiciously.
"It.. doesn't, just wondering!"
"Yeah right." Nynaeve sat up to argue, when suddenly Egwene noticed the wall bhind her slowly opening up. Elaida was surrounded by a glow of saidar, and she was grinning evilly.
"Nynaeve! Watch out!" Egwene shouted, too late.
"Wha-" Elaida grabbed Nynaeve and pulled her back, then closed up the wall.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Egwene's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve was not sure what happened, but suddenly she was lying upside down on Egwene's bed. Elaida sat on the floor next to her, grinning evilly.
"Yes?" Nynaeve asked her. "Nice to see you too."
"You have been chosen as my next victim."
"Because..."
"Just because."
"What do you want to do?"
"....paint your nails! Yay!"
"I think not."
"YES!" Elaida whined. "Purty please? With sugar and charries on top?"
"I don't like cherries!"
"ACK! Not this again! Okay, with advocados on top?"
"No way! Gross! Only Egwene likes advocados."
"Oh Light! Just give up! Please?"
"Uh, no." Elaida pondered this for a minute, then got a great idea.
"Purty please with sugar and Lan on top?" This Nynaeve could not resist.
"Fine." Elaida giggled happily and proceeded to give Nynaeve the color choices, to which she sniffed at.
"It's all the same color, Elaida."
"NO, it's NOT!"
"Fine. You pick one."
When Elaida was done, she put Nynaeve back through the wall where she ended up on Lan's lap, and then went up the hall to get another victim.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Elayne, Birgitte and Min's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elaida suddenly burst in and grabbed them all in flows of air.
"Oh, no," Min droned sarcastically.
"The Light help us," Birgitte echoed.
"What's happening?" Elayne asked. Elaida took them all back to Egwene's room. Dun dun dun.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand and Moiraine in the Hallway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is getting old," Rand said.
"Yeah, yeah it is."
"I think I'm gonna go check on my gals. And Birgitte."
"Player. I'm gonna go terrorize Nynaeve, I think."
"Cool beans. See ya latah." They went their separate ways.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rand's old Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Rand entered the room cautiously, no one was there. There was a note on the bed that said: Bwa ha ha ha ha, I have your gfs. And Birgitte. They are captive forever in Egwene's room. Damn, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Oh well. Rand set off for Egwene's room. When he opened the door, he was grabbed by a mysterious catsuited arm and pulled into his death...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nynaeve and Lan's Room ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nynaeve did not bother to get off Lan's lap, and offered Egwene a seat on the other bed.
"So0o0o0o0o0o0o0o.... any paticular reason you woke me up?" Nynaeve asked her.
"Nope!"
"Well that was un thoughtful of you."
"Yup!"
"GASP, what is that on your nails???" Nynaeve asked in horror.
"Pink nail polish. You have the same thing."
"Oh yeah, I forgot," Nynaeve said. Feeling stupid she added, "Lan crowds everything else out of my head," and kissed him on the cheek. He felt special, even if it was a lie. Egwene rolled her eyes.
"Alright alright alright, don't need to know about your personal life." Nynaeve blushed.
"So, uh, I'm still really tired and I want to go back to sleep."
"Oh well."
"Egwene, do you really have anything to say?"
"I-" Suddenly Moiraine burst in, again.
"I'm back!" she said.
"Run away," said Nynaeve. "WHY do you keep barging into our room!?"
"To bug you, of course."
"How very thoughtful."
"I know!" Moiraine looked pleased with herself.
"That was sarcastic."
"I know."
"You're really miffing me right now."
"Oh, I know."
"Your plan is working, then."
"I know!"
"You're just saying that to annoy me."
"I know."
"I knew it."
"I know."
"Moiraine is a stupid blue ajah shorty who needs a life."
"I kn- heyyyy, that's not nice." Egwene was bored here, and went back into her room, hoping Elaida was gone. She was not prepared at all for what she saw.
Min, Elayne and Birgitte sat on her bed with pink toenails and fingernails drying, and Elaida was working on Rand's left foot, his hands already done.
"What in the Pit of Doom happened here?"
"It's a party!" Elaida screamed in glee.
"Oh.. I, should have known." Egwene slowly closed the door again. The story was getting boring, so suddenly Barney appeared and sneaked up behind Egwene and grabbed her. He cackled and then ran back into her room, and grabbed Elayne. Then he went into Nynaeve's room and snatched Nynaeve and Moiraine, and then disappeared into a massive cavern in the ground that appeared, laughing evilly.
Will Barney murder all of those people? Will Elaida ever give up on painting people's nails? Will you review? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I will give you cookies. :D
