Chapter 6
The poor sad hospital patients
When the patients at St. Mungo's heard that their only hope was a pathetic, last-minute talent show, they lost the will to live. Some of them bought poisonous plants to hasten their demise. Cornelius Fudge started overeating out of depression and gained about forty pounds in a week, then had a minor heart attack. Gilderoy Lockhart became so desperate that he briefly remembered who he was so that he could get out. Then he realized the futility of all life in the material realm and checked himself back in.
While undergoing penis replacement surgery, Lucius Malfoy heard about his son's part in the talent show and was outraged!
Ende
The poor sad hospital patients
When the patients at St. Mungo's heard that their only hope was a pathetic, last-minute talent show, they lost the will to live. Some of them bought poisonous plants to hasten their demise. Cornelius Fudge started overeating out of depression and gained about forty pounds in a week, then had a minor heart attack. Gilderoy Lockhart became so desperate that he briefly remembered who he was so that he could get out. Then he realized the futility of all life in the material realm and checked himself back in.
While undergoing penis replacement surgery, Lucius Malfoy heard about his son's part in the talent show and was outraged!
Ende
