~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moiraine and Elayne
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Alright, that's enough waiting. Let's escape," Moiraine offered.
"Okay. Sounds good." All Of a sudden they heard a roar echo through the valley. It sounded like "Elaida!!!!!!"
"Hmmmm..." Elayne peered out the window and saw Min and Elaida wandering towards them.
"Hurray!" Moiraine and Elayne rushed out to greet them. Min looked worn out. Elaida looked like she had just consumed 5 red bulls.
"Greetings, Elmindreda. Elaida Sedai."
"Hi!Ohmigosh!MinohmigoshweneedtogofindRandohmigoshicantbelieveyoufoundusihop enynaeveandegweneareokaybutLanandRandarefindingthemohmigoshwheresBirgittehow arewegoingtogetoutofthiscanyonthingyidontwanttowalkupitimetgetmydressdirtyoh migosh!" Min blinked. Suddenly they heard trumpets in the backround. Birgitte came racing up to them on a yoshi very heroic like.
"I've come to save you!"
"We've been saved already."
"Oh. Well then I will get you yoshis!" Birgitte ran off and found a bunch of turtles. She preformed some uber cool nintendo-freak moves and the turtles turned into yoshis. Birgitte herded them over.
"Yeeha! Get on!" she instructed. Moiraine chose a blue one, Elayne a green one, Elaida a red one, and Min just got on a yellow one because it was leftover and she didn't have an ajah. Then Birgitte led them on to find more turtles, and upon finding them their yoshis ate them and then they flew out of the valley canyon thing to find Lan, Rand, Nynaeve and Egwene.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lan, Nynaeve, Rand, and Egwene ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As the three yoshis flew over the green nintendo land, a few specks could be seen below. Could it be...?
"Let's go down there," Lan told Rand and Egwene, and both followed him down. The specks were indeed the other group's yoshis, and finally they were all united.
"Now, how do we get out of here?" Elayne asked.
"Easy. I will just manipulate some innocent person to open some cyber- time warp thing and let us out."
"I KNEW IT! YOU'RE EVIL!" Nynaeve shrieked.
"Breathe, Nynaeve. Say it with me.. Inhale, exhale," Birgitte told her. This did not really help, but Nynaeve shut up anyway and resorted to leaning on Lan again. They all sat thinking for a bit when suddenly they heard voices in the distance.
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!" All of them peered to see who these newcomers were. Suddenly around the corner came... Mat and Perrin! Both had their shirts off and both had tatoos across their backs. Mat's said "DUDE" and Perrin's said "SWEET".
"DUDE, what's mine say?" Perrin asked.
"SWEET, what's mine say?"
"DUDE!!! What's mine SAY?"
"SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DUDE!!!!! I KNOW IT'S SWEET! WHAT'S IT SAY?!?"
"SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?!?"
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
"Yours says dude, yours says sweet, you woolheads!" Min told them.
"Oh. I knew that."
"Now, what is that brown stuff all over your faces and necks?" Egwene demanded.
"Life time supply of pudding," Mat said proudly. Suddenly Tuon and Faile came around the corner, looking a lot alike. Tuon had gotten surgery on her nose to make it bigger, and Faile had shaved her head.
"The twins!" Mat and Perrin chorused.
"You are the worst boyfriends ever!" Both women said angrily. "You trashed our house yesterday! AND you forgot our anniversary! Too bad, we had special treats for you. Sniff." With that they walked away. Mat and Perrin looked crestfallen.
"Special treats?"
"ARG! YOU WOOLHEADS!" Moiraine suddenly burst out.
"Well, we're going to go find something to get the twins for our anniversary, so we can get our special treats," Mat announced.
"I'll just go get my horse." There was no horse. "Dude, where's my horse?"
"Where's your horse dude?"
"Dude, where is my horse?"
"Where's yer horse dude?"
"DUDE! Whereismyhorse?"
"Dude, where's your horse, dude?" Mat and Perrin walked off repeating themselves.
"ANWAY, now that the woolheads are gone, let's get out too!" Egwene offered. Everyone agreed.
"Alright, that's enough waiting. Let's escape," Moiraine offered.
"Okay. Sounds good." All Of a sudden they heard a roar echo through the valley. It sounded like "Elaida!!!!!!"
"Hmmmm..." Elayne peered out the window and saw Min and Elaida wandering towards them.
"Hurray!" Moiraine and Elayne rushed out to greet them. Min looked worn out. Elaida looked like she had just consumed 5 red bulls.
"Greetings, Elmindreda. Elaida Sedai."
"Hi!Ohmigosh!MinohmigoshweneedtogofindRandohmigoshicantbelieveyoufoundusihop enynaeveandegweneareokaybutLanandRandarefindingthemohmigoshwheresBirgittehow arewegoingtogetoutofthiscanyonthingyidontwanttowalkupitimetgetmydressdirtyoh migosh!" Min blinked. Suddenly they heard trumpets in the backround. Birgitte came racing up to them on a yoshi very heroic like.
"I've come to save you!"
"We've been saved already."
"Oh. Well then I will get you yoshis!" Birgitte ran off and found a bunch of turtles. She preformed some uber cool nintendo-freak moves and the turtles turned into yoshis. Birgitte herded them over.
"Yeeha! Get on!" she instructed. Moiraine chose a blue one, Elayne a green one, Elaida a red one, and Min just got on a yellow one because it was leftover and she didn't have an ajah. Then Birgitte led them on to find more turtles, and upon finding them their yoshis ate them and then they flew out of the valley canyon thing to find Lan, Rand, Nynaeve and Egwene.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lan, Nynaeve, Rand, and Egwene ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As the three yoshis flew over the green nintendo land, a few specks could be seen below. Could it be...?
"Let's go down there," Lan told Rand and Egwene, and both followed him down. The specks were indeed the other group's yoshis, and finally they were all united.
"Now, how do we get out of here?" Elayne asked.
"Easy. I will just manipulate some innocent person to open some cyber- time warp thing and let us out."
"I KNEW IT! YOU'RE EVIL!" Nynaeve shrieked.
"Breathe, Nynaeve. Say it with me.. Inhale, exhale," Birgitte told her. This did not really help, but Nynaeve shut up anyway and resorted to leaning on Lan again. They all sat thinking for a bit when suddenly they heard voices in the distance.
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!"
"DUDE!" All of them peered to see who these newcomers were. Suddenly around the corner came... Mat and Perrin! Both had their shirts off and both had tatoos across their backs. Mat's said "DUDE" and Perrin's said "SWEET".
"DUDE, what's mine say?" Perrin asked.
"SWEET, what's mine say?"
"DUDE!!! What's mine SAY?"
"SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DUDE!!!!! I KNOW IT'S SWEET! WHAT'S IT SAY?!?"
"SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?!?"
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!"
"Yours says dude, yours says sweet, you woolheads!" Min told them.
"Oh. I knew that."
"Now, what is that brown stuff all over your faces and necks?" Egwene demanded.
"Life time supply of pudding," Mat said proudly. Suddenly Tuon and Faile came around the corner, looking a lot alike. Tuon had gotten surgery on her nose to make it bigger, and Faile had shaved her head.
"The twins!" Mat and Perrin chorused.
"You are the worst boyfriends ever!" Both women said angrily. "You trashed our house yesterday! AND you forgot our anniversary! Too bad, we had special treats for you. Sniff." With that they walked away. Mat and Perrin looked crestfallen.
"Special treats?"
"ARG! YOU WOOLHEADS!" Moiraine suddenly burst out.
"Well, we're going to go find something to get the twins for our anniversary, so we can get our special treats," Mat announced.
"I'll just go get my horse." There was no horse. "Dude, where's my horse?"
"Where's your horse dude?"
"Dude, where is my horse?"
"Where's yer horse dude?"
"DUDE! Whereismyhorse?"
"Dude, where's your horse, dude?" Mat and Perrin walked off repeating themselves.
"ANWAY, now that the woolheads are gone, let's get out too!" Egwene offered. Everyone agreed.
