Hermione's Story

Author: Hermione1000

Chapter 2: Jealous?

A/N: I'm sorry. I wanted to copy Tara's idea of Sexual Education at Hogwarts and put it in one of the chapters, so I'm going to use Chapter #2-3. Roflmao, All credit for this idea goes to Tara and whatever got me inspiration.

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A couple of days later, Hermione set off out of the Gryffindor common room in search of something to do. It was a warm, beautiful Saturday, and pretty much the whole school was outside the castle. This wasn't a Hogsmeade weekend, although next week would be.

Hermione grabbed her school bag full of new books she'd gotten for her birthday two weeks ago and headed off to the grounds. As she was walking down the big marble staircase, she noticed something odd. Madam Pomfrey was plastering up posters on the stone walls. Hermione, being as curious as she was, walked up to one of the posters.

LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX

Hogwarts Sex Talk , October 3rd

8:00pm

All students encouraged to attend

Hermione snorted loudly, "A sex talk? Please." She continued walking and finally got outside. Nearly everyone she knew was out on the grounds, reading and talking, while the younger years were playing exploding snap.

Hermione got a little bit closer to the lake, wanting to talk to Parvati and Lavender, but she saw something different. Ron and Lavender were sitting on the edge of the lake, laughing hand in hand. Something tapped Hermione on the shoulder, and she whirled around.

"Sick, isn't it? I lost my best friend because of that git," Parvati tried to laugh, but Hermione saw her struggling over tears, "oh, but it's okay. I'll just go and.. and find another best friend, y-you know? I bet t-t-tons of girls would be my.. best friend."

Now she was crying harder then Hermione had ever seen anyone cry. Obviously this Lavender and Ron thing was getting out of hand. First of all, Ron liked Hermione. Or did he? Second of all, Lavender had just decided not to be friends with Parvati because of Ron, which was unlike the sweet, giddy Lavender that Hermione knew.

Hermione decided to give Parvati a hug, "I'm sure she didn't mean to just leave you for Ron, Parvati.. sometimes.. sometimes boys get in the way of things. I say we blame Ron," she shrugged. Parvati suddenly stopped crying, and then giggled.

"I guess we should.. but Ron wasn't the one who came up to my face and said he didn't want to be friends anymore," Parvati said while wiping her eyes with her sleeve. "Oh... but now... I have a brilliant idea, Hermione! We can make Lavender jealous!"

"Wait, we?" Hermione blinked.

"Yes!! You can be my best friend for a while, and we can show off while Lavender is looking. Oh, she'll just have to dump Ron, I know she's the jealous type!"

"Oh, uh, um.. I guess that's all right with me," Hermione thought this would definitely get in the way of her studies, but she was feeling too sympathetic towards Parvati.

"We can do something right now, while they're still looking!"

"Oh, but I was going to see if I could find Harry," Hermione said slowly.

"Don't bother," Parvati pointed to the group of Gryffindor 6th year boys, "they're too busy talking about who did who last night."

Hermione laughed casually, "Right..."

The rest of the afternoon consisted of giggling and talking right in front of Ron and Lavender. They worked very hard to ignore the two girls, but Parvati insisted to Hermione that she saw Lavender glare at them. Obviously they had more work to do.

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That night, Hermione was in the bathroom on the 5th floor, sitting in front of one mirror thinking too herself. She hadn't had a full conversation with Harry in ages. Didn't he care anymore?

"What's wrong, Herm?" Parvati asked, combing her hair gracefully and staring at herself in the mirror next to Hermione.

"Nothing.. I'm just thinking about some people. Some stupid, inconsiderate people."

"Ooh you mean like Ron and Lavender, right?" she asked, making sure the purple and silver clips in her hair were on exactly where she wanted.

"Yep, exactly," Hermione said, even though she didn't care about those two anymore.

"Tomorrow night is the 'Sex Talk', Hermione," Parvati giggled. Hermione forgot all about it. "We can show off again infront of Ron and Lavender, I'm sure they're interested in coming."



When Hermione and Parvati finished in the bathroom, they both walked out and talked about gossip floating around Hogwarts. When they reached the Fat Lady and entered, what they saw was something more than what they needed to see.

"RON?! LAVENDER?!" They both screamed.

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