Hermione's Story
Author: Hermione1000
Chapter 3: Changes
A/N: Hm. You guys know what's coming, I bet ;] I didn't really change this chapter around much. I just added some things I guess. I don't know.
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"My eyes.." Hermione closed them tightly.
Lavender was completely naked except for a silk see-through robe. She happened to be snogging with Ron on a desk. Who, might I add, was also clothes-less.
"I..I.. this is crazy," Parvati muttered and ran up the girls' dorms staircase.
"What's all this commotion?" Neville walked down the boys' dorm staircase, "holy sh-"
"MR. WEASLEY, MISS BROWN!" McGonagall came in through the entrance of the Gryffindor Tower, wearing a dark scarlet night gown. "Do you think we tolerate this? 100 points from Gryffindor! It's a shame, honestly," McGonagall was very mad, her eyes were almost popping out of her head. She then walked off, muttering something about students and their hormones.
"What the hell.. seriously... what the hell do you think you're doing, Ron?"
"Well.. we got.. a little.. curious?"
"Curious.. Hahaha," Neville walked back up the staircase laughing.
"It's not like students here don't um- do this sort of thing. I caught Ernie and Hannah in one of the broom closets last week," Lavender shrugged, pulling on her school robe.
"Yeah, whatever. You two are pathetic," Hermione went where Parvati had, to their dorm.
~
The Gryffindor 6th years entered the Transfiguration room that day...
"Now everyone, the homework is a report on changing of animals and the rules. A half of a foot long due by next Friday!" McGonagall put the homework on the blackboard with her wand and the bell rang.
"Oh Hermione, may I talk to you?" McGonagall stopped Hermione as she got up.
"Oh, er sure Professor!" Hermione said briskly, and sat down again.
"Well Hermione I'm curious.."
"Of...?"
"Well your grades are slipping... I'm afriad you might not do well at the time of exams. Don't take this the wrong way, you're our brightest student, but the last few tests I noticed you weren't doing as well as you're capable of doing."
Hermione gasped and a few other people like Lavender and Ron stayed back at the door to hear. 'Go away,' Hermione thought, 'ugh.'
"Is anything bothering you lately?"
"Well.. no.. I just.. no," Hermione tried to lie. She knew Harry was bothering her. So was Ron actually. What happened to her friends she used to know?
"Alright... well, if something is bothering you, you can come to my office anytime and we can talk about it. Anything to keep your grades up high."
"Alright..." Hermione replied softly.
"There's a girl, now go head off to dinner," McGonagall smiled and motioned her out the door.
~
At dinner, Lizybeth and Draco were as always flirting loudly, Ron and Lavender trying to hide by kissing behind a book, Dean and Seamus were talking to Harry, and Hermione was talking with Parvati about Ron and Lavender, once again.
"I can't believe her. She decided to loose her virginity to this prat over there," Parvati shook her head toward Ron, "god damn it.."
"Maybe it's not her fault," Hermione assured her.
"Maybe it is. How can it not be?" Parvati stared at her food.
"Well there's such a thing as a love potion," said Hermione while flipping through her nearest potions book and showing it to Parvati.
"But those are aren't allowed here!"
"But Ron would do anything to get some, Parvati," Hermione laughed.
"Yeah.. but how do we find out if Lavender took a Love Potion?"
"We give her the antidote and see if it works. If it has no affect on her then she's truely in love with Ron. If she comes to her senses, you know what I mean, she was under a Love Potion."
"How long does it take to make the antidote?" Parvati asked curiously.
"About a week and a half. It's not that complicated, so I'll make one. We can pour it in a goblet and change it to the color of Pumpkin Juice."
Suddenly, "Oooohh," Hermione heard moaning under the table. She looked down and put her palm to her face.
"Oh my god Kandi AND DANNY?! WHAT THE HELL," Parvati screamed. Everyone came over and looked under the table.
"Errrr....." Kandi bit her lip. Danny was sitting there, not looking surprised at all.
"Daniel and Kandice, please get up off of the floor," Dumbledore said in his serious-tone thing and stood up. "Anyway.. before we finish with dinner and move on to the 'Sex Talk' I'd like to make an announcement." Everyone got silent. "After the accident with Professor Megz, we have two teachers who are now going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts," Dumbledore smiled. Everyone gasped excitedly.
"So who are they?" Seamus blurted out.
"Well, Mr. Finnigan," he pointed to two people standing by the door leading to the grounds, "here we have, Professor Wood and Professor Hill."
"OLIVER?!" All the Gryffindors clapped and cheered. Hermione saw Oliver smile.
"I thought he signed on to Puddlemere United?" Dean asked looking around.
"I did," said Oliver as he came over to greet everyone at the Gryffindor table, "this job is really only part time, since I broke my arm when I fell off my broom," he showed them a sling under his robe, "when I go back I'm having Hillary fill in," he smiled at her, "she's better at Defense then I am, I can assure you that."
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As everyone finished dinner and Oliver and Hillary sat down at the staff table, Dumbledore stood up once again.
"In a minute, I will dismiss those of you who do not want to stay for the 'Sex Talk', and those of you who do can sit right where you are."
Sure enough, a minute later, Dumbledore dismissed those people.
Neville got up and shrugged, "It's not like I'm ever going to have sex, is it?" and with that he walked away. Almost all of the Gryffindor first and second years got up, deciding that they didn't need to hear what was coming.
Five minutes later, Madam Pomfrey walked in the front of the hall, and waved her wand. Jello molds of um.. you figure it out, bananas, baskets of condoms and papers, doughnuts, and booklets had appeared on the tables. [ A/N: Dies dies dies dies dead ]
"Mr. Finnigan, those jello molds aren't for eating!" Madam Pomfrey yelled, and Seamus slowly stopped eating. "Anyway, you're all here because you're curious about sex, am I correct?" Hermione heard a few yawns and some decided to say yes. "Right, I figured. Now, before we experiment with the food items, I want to go over masturbation."
A lot of people laughed.
"It's nothing to laugh about! It's better than sex, you can't catch any nasty STD's... Now children, masturbation is a healthy thing. Just don't do it with a partner, because that leads to other.. things. And don't think about doing it in public places, either."
The rest of the night was horror for Hermione. She had not ever attended something so.. odd in her life.
~
At Defense Againest the Dark Arts the next morning, Hermione concluded that it was the most funniest class she had ever had.
"Now as you know I want to congradulate the Gryffindor quidditch team at last years game. Superb moves and everything!" Oliver was quite into the subject, but Hill was taking the class into her own hands.
"Anyway, we would like to start the class!" She glared at Oliver warningly.
~
When Defense Against the Dark Arts was over, Hermione and Parvati went into the common room.
"I heard Lizybeth is going out with Draco," Parvati giggled, "I don't know what is wrong with her."
"Draco is really idiotic. I mean he couldn't figure the difference between a flobberworm and a crup." Hemione was so into the subject now.
"Er...I don't know the difference either," Neville was truely clueless.
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Suddenly the common room entrance opened. It was Harry, and he was alone. Neville, Parvati, and everyone else had already left. Hermione was once again the only one there.
"Hello, Hermione," he sat down in a chair looking at the fire. He looked scared.
"Hey.. uh.. what's up?" she grabbed a pillow and starting hugging it. 'Finally, we're talking,' she thought.
"I was er- talking to Dumbledore."
"What about?"
"About if I should stay at Hogwarts anymore. It might be too dangerous, but I don't blame him," Harry sighed.
"Wait- what? Hogwarts has to be one of the safest places to be, Harry. Especially with Dumbledore."
"He reckons I should stay at the Dursleys until Hogwarts becomes more safer."
"That's rubbish, you can't apparate or disapparate here, the Floo network is still being watched, how can Hogwarts get anymore safer?"
"I don't know. Listen, I'm going to bed," Harry got up and walked away.
"What now? He's going to leave? God.." Hermione was talking to herself. Surely there was some way Dumbledore would let Harry stay?
Author: Hermione1000
Chapter 3: Changes
A/N: Hm. You guys know what's coming, I bet ;] I didn't really change this chapter around much. I just added some things I guess. I don't know.
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"My eyes.." Hermione closed them tightly.
Lavender was completely naked except for a silk see-through robe. She happened to be snogging with Ron on a desk. Who, might I add, was also clothes-less.
"I..I.. this is crazy," Parvati muttered and ran up the girls' dorms staircase.
"What's all this commotion?" Neville walked down the boys' dorm staircase, "holy sh-"
"MR. WEASLEY, MISS BROWN!" McGonagall came in through the entrance of the Gryffindor Tower, wearing a dark scarlet night gown. "Do you think we tolerate this? 100 points from Gryffindor! It's a shame, honestly," McGonagall was very mad, her eyes were almost popping out of her head. She then walked off, muttering something about students and their hormones.
"What the hell.. seriously... what the hell do you think you're doing, Ron?"
"Well.. we got.. a little.. curious?"
"Curious.. Hahaha," Neville walked back up the staircase laughing.
"It's not like students here don't um- do this sort of thing. I caught Ernie and Hannah in one of the broom closets last week," Lavender shrugged, pulling on her school robe.
"Yeah, whatever. You two are pathetic," Hermione went where Parvati had, to their dorm.
~
The Gryffindor 6th years entered the Transfiguration room that day...
"Now everyone, the homework is a report on changing of animals and the rules. A half of a foot long due by next Friday!" McGonagall put the homework on the blackboard with her wand and the bell rang.
"Oh Hermione, may I talk to you?" McGonagall stopped Hermione as she got up.
"Oh, er sure Professor!" Hermione said briskly, and sat down again.
"Well Hermione I'm curious.."
"Of...?"
"Well your grades are slipping... I'm afriad you might not do well at the time of exams. Don't take this the wrong way, you're our brightest student, but the last few tests I noticed you weren't doing as well as you're capable of doing."
Hermione gasped and a few other people like Lavender and Ron stayed back at the door to hear. 'Go away,' Hermione thought, 'ugh.'
"Is anything bothering you lately?"
"Well.. no.. I just.. no," Hermione tried to lie. She knew Harry was bothering her. So was Ron actually. What happened to her friends she used to know?
"Alright... well, if something is bothering you, you can come to my office anytime and we can talk about it. Anything to keep your grades up high."
"Alright..." Hermione replied softly.
"There's a girl, now go head off to dinner," McGonagall smiled and motioned her out the door.
~
At dinner, Lizybeth and Draco were as always flirting loudly, Ron and Lavender trying to hide by kissing behind a book, Dean and Seamus were talking to Harry, and Hermione was talking with Parvati about Ron and Lavender, once again.
"I can't believe her. She decided to loose her virginity to this prat over there," Parvati shook her head toward Ron, "god damn it.."
"Maybe it's not her fault," Hermione assured her.
"Maybe it is. How can it not be?" Parvati stared at her food.
"Well there's such a thing as a love potion," said Hermione while flipping through her nearest potions book and showing it to Parvati.
"But those are aren't allowed here!"
"But Ron would do anything to get some, Parvati," Hermione laughed.
"Yeah.. but how do we find out if Lavender took a Love Potion?"
"We give her the antidote and see if it works. If it has no affect on her then she's truely in love with Ron. If she comes to her senses, you know what I mean, she was under a Love Potion."
"How long does it take to make the antidote?" Parvati asked curiously.
"About a week and a half. It's not that complicated, so I'll make one. We can pour it in a goblet and change it to the color of Pumpkin Juice."
Suddenly, "Oooohh," Hermione heard moaning under the table. She looked down and put her palm to her face.
"Oh my god Kandi AND DANNY?! WHAT THE HELL," Parvati screamed. Everyone came over and looked under the table.
"Errrr....." Kandi bit her lip. Danny was sitting there, not looking surprised at all.
"Daniel and Kandice, please get up off of the floor," Dumbledore said in his serious-tone thing and stood up. "Anyway.. before we finish with dinner and move on to the 'Sex Talk' I'd like to make an announcement." Everyone got silent. "After the accident with Professor Megz, we have two teachers who are now going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts," Dumbledore smiled. Everyone gasped excitedly.
"So who are they?" Seamus blurted out.
"Well, Mr. Finnigan," he pointed to two people standing by the door leading to the grounds, "here we have, Professor Wood and Professor Hill."
"OLIVER?!" All the Gryffindors clapped and cheered. Hermione saw Oliver smile.
"I thought he signed on to Puddlemere United?" Dean asked looking around.
"I did," said Oliver as he came over to greet everyone at the Gryffindor table, "this job is really only part time, since I broke my arm when I fell off my broom," he showed them a sling under his robe, "when I go back I'm having Hillary fill in," he smiled at her, "she's better at Defense then I am, I can assure you that."
~
As everyone finished dinner and Oliver and Hillary sat down at the staff table, Dumbledore stood up once again.
"In a minute, I will dismiss those of you who do not want to stay for the 'Sex Talk', and those of you who do can sit right where you are."
Sure enough, a minute later, Dumbledore dismissed those people.
Neville got up and shrugged, "It's not like I'm ever going to have sex, is it?" and with that he walked away. Almost all of the Gryffindor first and second years got up, deciding that they didn't need to hear what was coming.
Five minutes later, Madam Pomfrey walked in the front of the hall, and waved her wand. Jello molds of um.. you figure it out, bananas, baskets of condoms and papers, doughnuts, and booklets had appeared on the tables. [ A/N: Dies dies dies dies dead ]
"Mr. Finnigan, those jello molds aren't for eating!" Madam Pomfrey yelled, and Seamus slowly stopped eating. "Anyway, you're all here because you're curious about sex, am I correct?" Hermione heard a few yawns and some decided to say yes. "Right, I figured. Now, before we experiment with the food items, I want to go over masturbation."
A lot of people laughed.
"It's nothing to laugh about! It's better than sex, you can't catch any nasty STD's... Now children, masturbation is a healthy thing. Just don't do it with a partner, because that leads to other.. things. And don't think about doing it in public places, either."
The rest of the night was horror for Hermione. She had not ever attended something so.. odd in her life.
~
At Defense Againest the Dark Arts the next morning, Hermione concluded that it was the most funniest class she had ever had.
"Now as you know I want to congradulate the Gryffindor quidditch team at last years game. Superb moves and everything!" Oliver was quite into the subject, but Hill was taking the class into her own hands.
"Anyway, we would like to start the class!" She glared at Oliver warningly.
~
When Defense Against the Dark Arts was over, Hermione and Parvati went into the common room.
"I heard Lizybeth is going out with Draco," Parvati giggled, "I don't know what is wrong with her."
"Draco is really idiotic. I mean he couldn't figure the difference between a flobberworm and a crup." Hemione was so into the subject now.
"Er...I don't know the difference either," Neville was truely clueless.
~
Suddenly the common room entrance opened. It was Harry, and he was alone. Neville, Parvati, and everyone else had already left. Hermione was once again the only one there.
"Hello, Hermione," he sat down in a chair looking at the fire. He looked scared.
"Hey.. uh.. what's up?" she grabbed a pillow and starting hugging it. 'Finally, we're talking,' she thought.
"I was er- talking to Dumbledore."
"What about?"
"About if I should stay at Hogwarts anymore. It might be too dangerous, but I don't blame him," Harry sighed.
"Wait- what? Hogwarts has to be one of the safest places to be, Harry. Especially with Dumbledore."
"He reckons I should stay at the Dursleys until Hogwarts becomes more safer."
"That's rubbish, you can't apparate or disapparate here, the Floo network is still being watched, how can Hogwarts get anymore safer?"
"I don't know. Listen, I'm going to bed," Harry got up and walked away.
"What now? He's going to leave? God.." Hermione was talking to herself. Surely there was some way Dumbledore would let Harry stay?
