Chapter 11
A problem with the judges
Before anyone else could go on stage, Winky got so drunk off her ass that she decided to do a striptease. She got onstage, wearing her hideous frock made of old soiled teatowels, and started to undress. A disgruntled member of the audience hit her with a stale roll, and suddenly she got amnesia and thought she was Gary Coleman.*
"Gimme a blond wig and some lingerie!" she cried, and Hagrid immediately obliged. She put everything on, then continued the striptease.
An outright angry fan hit her harder with a raw potato, and her amnesia got so bad that she thought she was a naked molerat. And this was just too much nudity for one evening. So she was pulled kicking and screaming off the stage by Snape. Then she threw up on Hagrid and peed on his shoes, so he panicked and chucked her out of the window like a football.
Ende
* If anyone knows what "she thought she was Gary Coleman" and the blond wig/lingerie reference is all about, keep it to yourself!
A problem with the judges
Before anyone else could go on stage, Winky got so drunk off her ass that she decided to do a striptease. She got onstage, wearing her hideous frock made of old soiled teatowels, and started to undress. A disgruntled member of the audience hit her with a stale roll, and suddenly she got amnesia and thought she was Gary Coleman.*
"Gimme a blond wig and some lingerie!" she cried, and Hagrid immediately obliged. She put everything on, then continued the striptease.
An outright angry fan hit her harder with a raw potato, and her amnesia got so bad that she thought she was a naked molerat. And this was just too much nudity for one evening. So she was pulled kicking and screaming off the stage by Snape. Then she threw up on Hagrid and peed on his shoes, so he panicked and chucked her out of the window like a football.
Ende
* If anyone knows what "she thought she was Gary Coleman" and the blond wig/lingerie reference is all about, keep it to yourself!
