Chapter 13
Standup routine
Neville got confused and started doing Richard Pryor instead of Chris Rock, and he said the word "pussy" forty-eight times in only twenty minutes, but he was a big hit anyway.
When he was done, he said, "This goes out to my shorty, but she don't know it yet, Miss Hermione Granger."
Hermione came out on stage, threw him to the ground, and straddled him before giving him a huge kiss.
Neville scored lower than Draco, but higher than Ron, who were both sulking in the back with a case of Coors' Light.
Ende
Standup routine
Neville got confused and started doing Richard Pryor instead of Chris Rock, and he said the word "pussy" forty-eight times in only twenty minutes, but he was a big hit anyway.
When he was done, he said, "This goes out to my shorty, but she don't know it yet, Miss Hermione Granger."
Hermione came out on stage, threw him to the ground, and straddled him before giving him a huge kiss.
Neville scored lower than Draco, but higher than Ron, who were both sulking in the back with a case of Coors' Light.
Ende
