Love Pentagon chapter 2: Teh Beach Surprise!

"Why didn't you tell us that it was a NUDE beach, Sonic?" Rouge cried as she hid in the car. "Yeah!" Tails added (from the car).

"Oah,"replied Sonic. "That's why there were little..."

"Hah! I already don't wear clothes!" shouted Knux. Shadow started snickering. "Well, now would be a good time to start." Knuckles immediately noticed [A/N:Isn't it so DAMNED obvious?] and ran for the car. The sound of Tails screaming and Rouge gasping in amazement simultaneously was heard. Tails ran out [A/N:With a frickin' towel on!] and shrieked. "Rouge is .... happy!"

"Come back! I didn't see my fill yet!" shouted Rouge. "Didn't you notice that the big sign over there says NO SEX, genders separate?" yelled back Knuckles.

"We're saved! Yay!" Shadow and Sonic said and hugged each other. Everyone looked at them, and I mean EVERYONE.

[A/N:Script now! Yay!]

Bush: I, George Bush, declare this day special because - HOLY CRAP! SONIC AND SHADOW ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHER! HIDE THE ANTI-SONADOW PEOPLE! ANTI-SONADOW PEOPLE: Aah! *faint* Sonic and Shadow: Uhh.. EEK! They quickly separate and exchange insults. Shadow: Faker! Sonic: Faker! Shadow: Faker! Sonic: Faker! Shadow: Real one! Sonic: Real one! Shadow: Ok, Sonic, you win. I'm the real one. His left eye rolls up into his head and comes back around. He presses a button and a bunch of lights light up on the ceiling that say "ShAdOw iS TeH 00b3r" Sonic: Howja do that? Shadow's right eye rolls into his head and comes back around. Shadow: I have my ways, blue hedgehog. He then shakes his head. Shadow: Wha? Duh! Buh! Fuh! Sonic falls over. Sonic: seeing red... Hurting all over body... can't...go...on...describing...symptoms...much...longer... Everyone within earshot (E.W.E.) falls over and laughs. E.W.E.: Hah (much laughing) hah! It suddenly becomes night. E.W.E.: Huh? Sonic: Better get going! Shadow: How are you better? Sonic: It was a bunch of crabs. Shadow:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Shadow falls over laughing and Sonic throws him into the trunk.

/~fin~\

MTGAF: I'll tell you how Tails became a girl. Tails: No, I will. He *motions to MTGAF* snapped his fingers, and everything went gray *shudders* and I woke up with Sonic and Knux drooling and reaching out to... touch me in a particular place or two. *shudder*. I also think Sonic is... uhh... hot! Sonic: I heard that! Tails: Shit! *runs away* Amy: Put me in this freaking fic! MTGAF: Wha? How'd you? No! Amy: *battle cry*