Chapter 14

A visit from Satan

Luna turned off all of the lights in the auditorium, even the emergency exit lights. The room suddenly felt freezing cold, like Dementors were walking throught it. Then the room started to shake, back and forth, shifting side to side under them like an earthquake.

The stage lit up in a blood-red light that came directly from Luna, whose eyes were also red. She said in a low, possessed voice, "I am Beelzebub," then channeled a long speech from him. After that, she gave an impassioned speech in German directly from Adolf Hitler, then it was back to the Old Testament for some lovely thoughts on death and destruction from Baal.

Backstage, lounging across a fainting couch, Draco watched her and felt his heart beat madly. Wasn't she wonderful?

She ended up with the exact same score as Hermione because nobody wanted to piss off either of them.

Ende