This one was inspired by a joke, which I found got a second meaning twisting it Inuyasha. Hope you find it funny and won't try to strangle me ;)
By the way, this ficlet won an award (Nanda's funny fic award)!
Side effects
Inuyasha wakes up in his bead, his head throbbing. 'If I had known a hangover was that bad, I wouldn't have turned human.'
He sits up, noticing aspirin and a glass water on the nightstand. Taking one, he sees a note with the words, "Morning, koishii, breakfast's in the kitchen. Love you, Kagome."
He staggers into the kitchen, finding Keijirou already eating breakfast on the set table. "Son, can you tell me what happened last night?"
"You came home 3AM, completely drunk, knocked over some furniture, yelled around and threw up in the kitchen," Keijirou explains, accusation in his tone. "Then you even slapped mum when she finally got you on the bed and wanted to undress you."
'Slapped her?' Inuyasha gulps. "Then why the aspirin, the note, the breakfast?"
"Well, when you slapped her, you yelled, 'Fuck off, Kikyou, I'm happily married!' "
