Chapter 17
The winnah, part two!
The judges decided they were a little more afraid of Hermione because she actually shot some people, so they declared her the winner.
"Fuck this!" Luna cried, punching her in the neck.
They circled each other with stares of vicious hatred, and each of them pulled small, handmade prison knives from their clothes before lunging fiercely. When it was all over, both girls were severely injured with scratched and lacerated veins, so Mrs. Weasley Apparated everyone onstage to the St. Mungo's emergency room.
There, they were welcomed like heroes for selling over 900 tickets and earning 5 million pounds! So everything came full-circle.
After hours of delicate surgery to their nearly shredded veins, everyone crowded into their hospital room, eating Cadbury chocolates and barbecued Percy, cramming as many nude people into the hospital beds as possible (just for a joke), and singing "Way Down upon the Swanee River" while Ron played his musical saw and Harry played a special bass ukulele imported from Hawaii.
They were all so happy, so perfectly full of joy, that everyone in the room ascended into Heaven simultaneously, and the Lord sayeth, "I am pleased."
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The winnah, part two!
The judges decided they were a little more afraid of Hermione because she actually shot some people, so they declared her the winner.
"Fuck this!" Luna cried, punching her in the neck.
They circled each other with stares of vicious hatred, and each of them pulled small, handmade prison knives from their clothes before lunging fiercely. When it was all over, both girls were severely injured with scratched and lacerated veins, so Mrs. Weasley Apparated everyone onstage to the St. Mungo's emergency room.
There, they were welcomed like heroes for selling over 900 tickets and earning 5 million pounds! So everything came full-circle.
After hours of delicate surgery to their nearly shredded veins, everyone crowded into their hospital room, eating Cadbury chocolates and barbecued Percy, cramming as many nude people into the hospital beds as possible (just for a joke), and singing "Way Down upon the Swanee River" while Ron played his musical saw and Harry played a special bass ukulele imported from Hawaii.
They were all so happy, so perfectly full of joy, that everyone in the room ascended into Heaven simultaneously, and the Lord sayeth, "I am pleased."
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