Twitch: Is it ready?

Ender: What do you think?

Twitch: God damn it Ender, I don't know what the hell they did to you in school, but this isn't any god damn bugger fight!

Ender: It won't be any different. They all think the same.

Trinity: Just because you can't face them...

Ender: What the hell are you talking about, you dirty basterds? I kicked the hell outta them, and you're just picking me up and using me like I was a tool. And I don't like that. They did that in Battle school.

Trinity: To us, you are shit. You better not screw this up.

Ender: I haven't hacked any mainframe so easily since I hacked the Barbie net when I was three.

Twitch: Don't get too damn cocky.

Ender: Why do you say "damn" so much? Is it a comfort to know you have the worst language  that I have ever had the pleasure to hear?

Trinity: Shut the fuck up Ender! We say "damn" so much for the same reason you say "ass" and "basterd" so don't bother us about it anymore. Just work please. We need you. The whole damn world needs you, and you're complaining that we say "damn" too much. Well let's get one "damn" thing straight. You work for us, or we throw you to the sentenals. Now hurry up!

Ender: I'm ready, now shut it. Look, there's the entrance to the hall. Just go through that door and to the left. It's a white door, you can't miss it.

Neo: har har. All of the damn doors are white smartass!

Ender: There goes the "damns" again!

Ace: Ender, quit the smart mouth and tell us how to get into the actual mainframe.

Ender: Wow a whole sentence without the word "damn." Try two next time.

Ace: ENDER!

Ender: Fine, fine, fine! Ok so, once you're in the room, press the book on the shelf entitled The Majestical Moose and make sure you press it in and not pull it. If you press it in the right way, the wall will melt away and you will find yourself in a room looks at Neo you'll recognize it. Dumbass.

Neo: ok the one with the TV's?. Retard.

Ender: no...the other one...rolls eyes

Neo: SORRY! I know a lot of rooms ok?

Ace: GET ON WITH IT!!! whacks them both

Ender: glares Fine then! Like I said you'll recognize the room from it's code. Then you...

Ace: Grab the remote thinger run and get the hell out of there!

Ender: ok well if you knew what I was going to say why did you make ME say it?

Ace: -.-''

Ender: yeah so what she said.

Neo: to Ace short and to the point...thank god you're here

Ace: blushes

Ender: raises eyebrow weirdness.

Ace: wait ok so if you press the lil button on the top, you'll be umm...

Ender: smiles evilly go on

Ace: transported to a far away place...where you will get thrown into a tornado and spun around so fast that your insides come out and you explode!

Twitch, Neo, Apoc, and Trinity: 0.o;;

Ender: stifles laugh what's wrong? can't you do it?

Apoc: you bet your ass!

Ace: whoope, now that we know what's going on...can we get to it already?

Ender: you're not going are you?

Ace: duh i'm going...do you think i'd stay here and waste my time with you?

Ender: puppy frown

Ace: 0.o;; sometimes you scare me. But if you really want me to stay here...

Apoc, Twitch, Neo, and Trinity: NO!!!

Ace: I guess that settles it...but only four people can go...Neo...you're staying with Ender!

Ender: there is no god damn way i'm staying with THAT!

Ace: then you can come and Apoc can stay behind

Neo: Can't Trinity?

Trinity: yeah, who died and made you queen

Ace: ok...if you want to explode...

Everyone (save Ace and Ender): 0.o;; ok ok you're queen...all hail Ace!

Ace: that's more like it! Fine. Trinity you stay behind and Twitch, Apoc, and Ender come with me.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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