Nike: Remember Alt Univers 45?

MSSKZ: Yeah?

Nike: I'm redoing it.

MSSKZ: But they are the heroes/morons/dark lords/heroines/sidekicks/everyone else who isn't one of the former categories reincarnated into others.... besides the evil dudes..... and Neo was a weapons dealer like Fred-

Nike: Fred... heh heh heh A/N the one from Outlaw Star..... that liked Gene *snort*

MSSKZ: And Serena was like Mihoshi, cept smart and she was always trying to arrest Neo.

Nike: I know. I'll just get rid of that part.

MSSKZ: What about the names? I was originally writing it saying Han was Han!

Nike: Oh shit.... I'm gonna have ta come up with new names! T_T

MSSKZ: And what about Luke's last name? Krswelkay? Come on! Someone's gonna figure it out!

Nike: Wwahtabout Himura?

Fate: And do what? Make him a jedi/ invincible samurai? HA!

Nike: Shuddup! T_T

MSSKZ: Why are you here? ?_? Weren't you supposed to greet Ace?

Fate (nonchalantly): Oops. She's already here.

MSSKZ: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Nike (frantic): I gotta hide Anakin and Vegeta!

MSSKZ: Don't worry. She doesn't like them. ..... Well, at least Vegeta. She doesn't know who he is.

Nike: *gasp*

Fate: *mock gasp*

Nike: Hey!

MSSKZ: Must find Ace.

Nike: Prepare to go to ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts! Secure all entrances and exits! Secure all animals in the zoo! Shut all the shops in the mall-

Fate: Give me that!
MSSKZ: Ludicrous speed now!........ Go!

MSSKZ speeds off to find Ace, Nike speeds off to find Anakin and Vegeta Nike Note: paranoid, aren't I?, and Fate calmly walks back to the surveillance room.

Closet

Ace: ...And so that's how we got here.

Trunks: Okay.

Anakin Solo: So you guys are from an alternate dimension?

Twitch: I guess...

Sailor Galaxia: So you have no clue who we are?

Ender: ...no

Trunks: OK then. First of all, don't say anything like that to anyone that has an evil aura.

Ender: We can't sense auras.

Sailor Galaxia: Look! Moron boy! Practically anyone here can kill you!

Ender: Ri-i-ight....

Ace: And exactly are we? We were supposed to be ripped to shreds in the tornado!

Trunks: ......... Tornado?

Ender: Yeah! Were you even listening? Or are you thick?

Trunks: _X

Sailor Galaxia: Oh, now you've got him pissed off!

Anakin Solo: Good job, ass hole! restrains Trunks

Ender: I could take you any day!

Nike opens closet

Nike: How'd you guys get out of Washu's lab? !! Never mind... Trunks, have you seen your father or Anakin?

Trunks: No.

Nike: OH! Dammit! I still haven't found them! Thanks! Later! she leaves and shuts the door

Ace: Anakin?.....!!!! Ender! No talking back to any of these people at all!!

Ender: Why?

Ace: I have---

Anakin Solo: A bad feeling about this?

Ace: Yeah! Hey how'd you do that?

SG (Sailor Galaxia): I have a confession to make. The remote was actually part of a project we did a while ago. We set them up somewhere---

ASo (Anakin Solo): You mean Washu set them up some where.

SG: Yeah... and you got the one that had the tornado thing programed into it.

TB (Trunks): They miss aimed. Thank god neither one of them can program! The other remotes sent you to either the Eternally Happy World, which has the most annoying things in the universe in it (all of them happy stuff), or to a random world. Only one of the remotes was entitled Swirling Vortex of Doom. You guys would have been sent back after about 5 minutes on every thing else, but this was an infinite remote. Look at it this way---

Ender: WE'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER?! WITH GOD KNOWS WHO? SCREW THIS!!

ASo: Shut up! Trunks was about to say that you now have a connection between the worlds that we're from and that your from.

Ace: grabs Ender and holds her hand over his mouth So we can-oof-travel- ENDER! Stop wiggling!-back and-OUCH! don't bite my hand!-forth?...

SG: Yes.

Twitch: Who are you?

Ace: I think I might be able to answer that. You are Sailor Galaxia, you're Trunks, but Anakin Solo just said that. Otherwise I wouldn't have known who you were.

SG: Well you got all of that right.

Ender: bites Ace so hard she lets go Which means?

Ace: winces I don't know.

Ender: What?!

ASo: God, don't have a spaz attack! Look you can even contact whoever you left behind---

Ace: Neo and Trinity...

ASo: with the remo--- WHAT?!

TB: Neo?

Ace: Yeah...Probably a bad idea to leave him behind all alone with Trinity...god knows what they're doing right now!

SG: Is he sane?

Ace: Why wouldn't he be?

TB: No reason...

Ace: Why do you ask?

SG: Because the Neo we now is slightly off his rocker---

Sailor Moon (SM, from far away): COMPLETELY OFF!

ASo: Is not all that smart---

SM: A COMPLETE BONEHEAD!!

TB: And likes to kill off all of the evil people in the universe in record time with Sailor Moon.

Ace: I knew it! Do you guys know a girl about my age named ---

Han Solo (HS): AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HELP!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Ace: We should go help him!

SG: No leave him alone. You points to Ender might piss off the Dark Lords! so we can't let any of you out!

ASo: Not yet anyway...

Ace: It's settled! You guys must know my one of best friends!

TB: I bet you mean MatrixSailorStarKnightZ.

Ace: Hmm....Let's see... The Matrix, Sailor Moon, Star.... what could Star mean?..... Of course! Star Wars, .......Knight? That makes no sense... Star Wars as already represented....

Fate: It stands for Dragon Knights. That's one of her favorite mangas. disappears

Ace: O-kay... and the Z....... I bet that's DBZ! ...............It is her! I must be off my rocker to know all that!

Vegeta (from outside the door): Come out, Solo.

Ender: I bet he's talking to you!

ASo: He isn't. He's talking to my dad.

TB: disappears

Ender: What the hell?

TB (outside): What sparked you chasing him this time?

Anakin Skywalker (outside): Solo?

TB (outside): Yeah.

Vegeta (outside): Why do you want to know, brat?

TB (outside): I was just wondering.

AS (Anakin Sky.,outside): He was being annoying.

TB (outside): Right.... disappears back into the closet

Ender: How? .... Who? Damn it HOW do they do that...

Ace: One of life's greater mysteries

SG: As we said before, Dark Lords. There are two reasons they aren't in hell right now.

ASo: Even though they both killed billions of people.

TB: The reasons are that---

Ace: I know that one of them did the self sacrifice thing, and so the other probably did too. I don't know the other reason.

TB: the other reason is that my father, when he died the second time---

ASo: Don't ask. It's a very long story.

TB: Decided to kill everyone he hated from when he was evil. Satan then expelled him from hell, to prevent him from wiping everyone there from the face of the universe.

SG: Satan revised that law of existence recently, so the dead can die thousands of times now and they both have to go there 10 days every year.

Ender: What a load of shit!

Ace: Shut up! Ender, if you don't stop that so help me I will kick the crap outta you

Neo: opens door Sorry, wrong room....

Ace: ?_ ?

Ender: Hey!

SG: Oh, shit...

Neo: What? Who are you?

Ender: You don't know me?

Neo: Should I?

Ender: Yeah! We were talking to each other a minute ago!

Twitch: More like an hour, now...

Neo: I don't like you. Hope you never see me again. Good bye! he leaves

Ender: What is up with him?

SG: whacks him on the head

Kyoji Kashu: Kansas went bye bye a long time ago, approximately an hour.

SG: How did you know?

Kyoji: Setsuna felt a disturbance in the time-space continuum. We were watching a movie.

TB: I thought...

Kyoji: Just because Rae got pissed off at you because you asked her out doesn't mean that all of the Sailor Scouts don't like guys.

Ace: What?

SG: Trunks asked Rae out, and Rae yelled at him whenever she saw him for about a week.

Ace: Hahahaha! lol I'd never do that!

Ender: ¬¬;; yeah...sure

Ace: What? Don't look at me like that!

Kyoji: Let's go find MSSKZ, we don't want Ender to run into any Dark Lords.

SG: Or Serena.

Neo (in distance): A.K.A. THE SUPREME MORON!!

SG: Exactly! ^_^

Ender: Who are the Dark Lords?

ASo: The Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader, and---

TB: The Saiyan Prince, Vegeta.

SG: But make a note to yourself, Ender, what ever you do, do NOT, and I mean DO NOT call them by their titles, don't call Vader Vader, but Anakin, or something....

Kyoji: How about

SG: That works. And call Vegeta Vegeta.

TB: But try to stay away from them at all costs!

Ender: Listen, I don't call anyone

SG: Ever seen Star Wars?

Ender: Yeah! No duh!

ASo: Vader really is VADER!!

Ender: Oh...

Ace: That's.....interesting...

TB: Smith saying Hello, Mr. Anderson makes the Neo from this reality faint.

Ace: hehe Agent Smith is here? Sweet! He's so cool...I want his autograph...

SG: Well, we better go find MSSKZ.

Fate: Before you run into anyone else?

ASo: Yeah!

TB: Great!

Fate: Look! All I'm supposed to do is escort you to find MSSKZ!

Ace: O.K. Lead the way.

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To be continued...