beep beep..... beep beep..... beep beep.....
Answering Machine Recording:
Neo: Hello this is the---
Ender: I want to do the message!!
Neo: Tough shit.
Ender: What's with the cussing?!
Neo: There doesn't have to be theory to the madness!!
Ender: does too!
The Voice of Reason (a.k.a. Ace): this is the Nebecunezzar. We are not here right now.
The Other Voice of Reason: (a.k.a. Trinity): Please leave a message after the censor.
Bleep!!
Ace: NEO!!!!!! ANSWER THE PHONE!!!
Silence.
Ace: Come On!!!!!
More silence.
MSSKZ: I don't think he's gonna answer.
Ace: O.K. I need you to rescue us from the -----
MSSKZ (whispering): Evil dudes that run the Swirling Vortex of Doom.
Ace: O_o .............tornado thing. You need to go find the remote room again and try all of the remotes.
MSSKZ (whispering): don't forget to tell him to not overreact when the people in hell try to kill him.
Ace: And don't flip if you get transported to hell. Just hide from everyone.
MSSKZ: And hope to god that no one asks you about your friends.
Ace: Why should he do that?
MSSKZ: Just don't say anything except that you're from an alternate universe!!
Ace: _O
MSSKZ: Seriously! They might try to kill you! And do you want Sauron, ............. scratches head ........!! Freya, the Artox, and ummm.....
Ace: Look! Just listen. She's probably right. You do not want any of those people trying to kill you.
Ender (in background, getting beaten at a video game by Rini, Pan, Jeff, Bra, and Ben): NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm getting the crap beaten out of me!!!
MSSKZ: Covers the phone receiver
Vegeta: Does that mean that your version of Neo won't come now?
Ace: Not necessarily....
Anakin: Can I borrow the phone?
Ace: ............What for?
Anakin: I want to talk to Neo.
MSSKZ: Kay!! ^_^ hands Anakin the phone
Anakin: Hello. If you come, a friend of mine and I will give you information on Ender to make fun of him for the rest of eternity.
Ace: that's not gonna work!
Ace's Neo (AN): picks phone up Really? At what cost?
Anakin: Just that you come here.
AN: To the tornado thing?
Vegeta (in background): It was the Swirling Vortex of Doom!!
AN: Ri-i-ght.
Ace: grabs phone away from Anakin So get here this instant!!
AN: Yes, sir. he hangs up
Ace: ..................
MSSKZ: what?
Ace: I can't help feeling like I'm forgetting something......
Twitch: What?
Ace: I'm not sure....
MSSKZ: Everyone's memories fog up after a while...
Washu: i know!!
MSSKZ, Ace: What?
Washu: Let me introduce my new research assistants, InuYasha and Ranma.
InuYasha: ....................
Ranma: hi!
Washu: Well here's the deal. there's something wrong with the space-time continuum.
MSSKZ: Is it serious?
Washu: No not really...
InuYasha: In other words, Rath's still in aluminum foil and duct tape, and Vash the Stampede appeared randomly. Am I missing anything?
Ranma: Yeah. The rest of the Dragon Knights showed up, the Gundam crew showed up, and there was something else......
InuYasha: The others from Toonami showed up.
MSSKZ: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----
Ace: Why's that bad?
MSSKZ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO----------
Washu: Because she thinks that includes He Man, Cyborg 009, Transformers, .hack//sign ......well, she doesn't mind that......, Johnny Quest, Reboot....
MSSKZ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-------
Washu: And Justice League. They didn't.
InuYahsa: She's still not shutting up.
MSSKZ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOi'mthinkingaboutthepowerpuffgirlsOOOOOOO----
Washu: ????????
Ace: Am I the only one who caught that?
Luke: No. It's just that no one's paying attention.
Ace: Oh.
Serena: Calm down!! the Power Puff Girls aren't here!!
Everyone except those wo don't know who the Powerpuff Girls are (*cough* Ender *cough*): THANK GOD!!
There is blaring silence.
Selene: turns radio on to destroy the silence
Radio: playing Paint It Black by the Rolling Stones
Selene: good. there is noise.
Rath runs by still wrapped in aluminum foil and duct tape, chasing Bierrez. the other Dragon Knights are following Rath, Rune trying to stop him, Thatz asking when it's time to eat, Cesia encouraging Rath.
Ace: O_o
MSSKZ: ^_^ Rath's so cute...
InuYasha: Current Obsessions of MSSKZ: Rath, Vash, InuYasha, Loki, Trunks, Vegeta, Luke, Gohan, Kiyogi, Hiei, Kenshin
Ranma: You just refered to yourself in third person.
InuYasha: I know.
Ace: MSSKZ, you're messed up.
MSSKZ: Yeah. Hey, look! It's Mina!!
Mina: what's with you?
MSSKZ: Not much.
Trunks: hiding under a chair
Mina: O_o.......... Trunks, why are you hiding under a chair?
Trunks: ^_^;;;;;;; No reason...
Mina: whatever. walks away
Ace: What was that?
MSSKZ: Trunks is afraid of rabid fan girls. And Mina'a a fan girl as well as Sailor Venus. He's also trying to hook up with Raye.
Ace: _O
Relena: Rain! I challenge you to a duel!
Rain: fine! I get Domon!!
Relena: I get Heero!
MSSKZ: Ooooooh. Gundam fight...
Rain: ............Chi-- no.............. sai-- no................ ge---- no......... a--- no............
Trinity: You can borrow the guy I know.
Rain: Really?
Trinity: Yeah, but he doesn't pilot Gundams.
Jeff: Or anything else.
Neo: I only had my driver's licence revoked once!
Rain: No thanks.
Duo: where do you get food around here?
Serena: I'll show you where the kitchen is. they go away
Ace: O_o Your world's really messed up.
MSSKZ: And I'm proud of it.
Hiei: Why am I here?
Anakin: Who knows.
Hiei: Don't I know you?
Anakin: -_-;;;;;;;;;; No. I don't believe we have. walks away
Yusuke: Who was that?
Hiei: I don't know. He sort of reminded me of this one guy I used to know when I was still evil. He was always with this friend of his, and they used to make fun of some Dark Lords.... Voldermort and Nadil..... but never got killed.
MSSKZ: Voldermort deserves to rot in hell!!!!
Ace: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;
Yusuke: And the importance of this is?
Botan: When you do that, the person has the right to kill you if they are of a higher rank than you.
Kuwabara: How do you know that?
Botan: I looked up how evil operates this one time in the Spirit World Encyclopedia.
Yusuke +Kuwabara: O_o
Botan: What? I was bored!
Yusuke and Kuwabara fall over anime style.
far across the room
Vegeta: Oh, dammit. Why the hell did Hiei have to be here?
Anakin: I don't know, but he almost recognized me.
Vegeta: Why don't we just tell him who we really are?
Anakin: Then he won't trust us anymore.
Vegeta: _ Did he ever trust us?
Anakin: I don't know.
Vegeta: Why didn't we tell him in the first place?
Anakin: Cuz we wanted someone to talk to that wouldn't grovel and was far enough down to have the same opinion as us?
Vegeta: Oh, right.
Anakin: ........................ Don't you hate that Ender kid?
Vegeta: Yeah. He's more annoying than Neo.
Twitch: You got that right.
Anakin: We were talking about the Neo from theis reality.
Twitch: Yeah, I meant him.
Vegeta: He afraid of anything?
Back Across the Room
bring bring bring bring bring
Answering Machine Message:
Trinity: I'm not here rightnow, please leave a message after the bleep.
Neo: Oh, *bleep*
Ace: Trinity, could you please get Neo to come save us as soon as possible? Thank You. I'l see you later.
MSSKZ: Trinity wasn't there.
Neo: Easy come easy go - will you let me go Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go - let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Ace: O_o
MSSKZ: I know he has problems......
Fate: Oh, look. Ace's Neo is trying to get here now.
Ace's Trinity: Neo! I told you it was this way!!! Why didn't we just ask for directions?
Ace's Neo: No! It was left!
