Hey!!! We're still working on how they got here, so this might not make much sense........ Not that it ever did..........

Oh! I forgot!!!! We only own ourselves (Ace, MSSKZ, Nike, Fate *last three are MSSKZ*), Jeff, Twitch, and Captain Slushie.

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Fate: And how is everyone else doing?

Legato: I'm fine, and what about you, Vash the Stampede?

Vash: O_o.

Ace: GAHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Ender: ...must hide *hides under Ace's cloak*

Legato: But you're so fun to annoy, isn't that right, Vash the Stampede?

Vash: *Scoots away*

Ace: gesh...I hate clingy people GET LOST *tosses Ender over to Vegeta*

Vegeta, Anakin: ^________^

Ace: *laughs as Musho walks by carrying Trunks even though he's forgotten why he's after him*

Legato, Anakin, Vegeta: *beat the s*** out of Ender*

Trunks: *has given up*

Ace: *watches and laughs*

Wolfwood: *pretends to not know anyone*

Ender: Why does this always have to happen to me?

Neo: *runs into wall*

Ace: because we hate you

Serena: It's my job to state the obvious!!!!!

Other Neo: *screams "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me" and runs into a wall*

MSSKZ: Which Neo is my Neo, I wonder.....

Ace: and it's my job to stay oblivious

Ace: I've lost track...they're both cute though...

Vegeta: I thought that was Kakarrot's job.

MSSKZ: Damn. That really stinks.....

Ace: no his job is to not quit his day job

Goku: I have a job?

Ender: *screams like a girl as he gets thrown across the room*

Legato: *smiles his smile and stares at his hand*

Ace: Wow...I never new we had TWO stupid people who scream like girls

Luke: -_-

Ace (imitating Legato): isn't that right...Vash the Stampede

Vash: *snorts* SCARY!!!

Legato: why are you acting like me?

Vegeta, Anakin: *scoot away from Vash. Far far away*

Legato: Well, I know know that I'm not the weirdest one here... Isn't that right, Vash the Stampede????

Ender: Hey...I don't scream like a girl... *looks at Legato Anakin and Vegeta and screams...like a girl*

Luke: Why are you even bothering denying it?

Ace: yes...why are SOME people denying it? *looks at Luke*

Luke: I'm gonna shut up now

Ace: that might be a good idea...

Legato: Did I miss something, Vash the Stampede?

Ace *once again imitating Legato*: isn't that right Vash the Stampede?

Legato: She's never going to stop is she, Vash the Stampede?

Ace *still imitating Legato*: I'm a girlie boy... isn't that right, Vash the Stampede?

Legato: *looks pissed*

Ace: *laughs*

Ender: *screams l;like a girl, yet again*

Ace: WHAT is it this time? Vash the Stampede *snickers*

Anakin: So you do have emotions...

Legato: O_OXXXXXXX

Kenshin: If I were you, Ace, I would shut up, that I would....

Selene: Where's the gore? Where's the blood spray?

Ace: I'm sorry Kenshin... but... talk I must

Kenshin: *goes into Battosai mode*

Ace: *sits quietly knowing that no one can kill her because she is a supreme celestial being XP*

Legato: *is still pissed, and is now throwing Ender across the room.... through Serena and Neo fighting, and through Vegeta and Goku fighting*

Ender: *is now full of holes*

Legato: *regains his cool*

Anakin: *is wondering what took so long*

Ace: *walks up to Legato and pinches his cheeks* aww is the poor baby all better now? Or does he have to ask Vash the Stampede?

Legato: *enigmatic smile* Well, if you want to live, you will let go of me, or I will ask Master to put you on his hit list and that would be a bad thing..... Isn't that right, Vash the Stampede?

Ender: *watches Ace and hides under Rei's dress, only to get bitch slapped and thrown across the room*

Trunks: *tries to escape from Mushu and Capt.. Slushie to beat the s*** out of Ender for looking up Rei's dress*

Ace: *hugs Legato* I feel sorry for you...how hard is it to shove your head so far up your master's ass?

All but Legato and Ace: O_o

Vash: *snort* SCARY!!!!

Serena: IT BURNS~!!!!!!!!!

Ender: Xx;;

Neo: The last time you said that, Serena, I was--- O_O

Serena: *remembers* ,AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

Ender: AHHHH IT BURNS ME MORE!!!!

Serena: AT LEAST YOU DIDN't SEE NEO IN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Ender: *imagines* AHHHHHHH IT BURNS

Anakin: I remember that.....

Vegeta: Didn't Rabid fan girls attack him and steal his socks?

Ace: *wonders what Legato will do to her*

Legato: What will I do to you for what? *reads a little bit back in the chat transcripts* .......I'd run now, if I were you.... Isn't that right, Vash the Stampede?

Hiei: * walks in* .........er............ I think I'm in the wrong place..... *tries to leave, but Mushu corners him*

Ace: *laughs at Legato* run? that's all... you think I should run?

Legato: XX-_\\ Unless you want me to kill you.....

Ace: hahaha you can't kill me!

Legato: Why not?

Vegeta: What? Are you some sort of deity?

Anakin: *laughs*

Ace: because... um i'm an angel... yeah. that's it ¬¬;;

Anakin: *gets bored and decides to go play cards*

Legato: I will cause you eternal pain and suffering then since I'm dead, so you can't kill me.... Isn't that right Vash the Stampede?

Ace: well see the difference between us is that I can go to heaven... and you can only go to HELL

Selene: *is doing her nails and playing cards with anakin*

Anakin: Don't be so sure about that...

Selene, Anakin: *are losing*

Vegeta: Yeah. It's more of a punishment for us to go to heaven since HE's there.

Goku: *runs into wall*

Mara: *is bored of cards* I quit. I'm losing too much money...

Ace: *laughs at Legato's empty threats* you said you'd kill me... but I find pain and suffering a joy... go ahead and try

Legato: *is having problems coming up with a way to annoy her*

Vegeta: *is watching*

Anakin: *quits playing crds and joins Vegeta*

Selene: *follows suit, but also brings popcorn*

Neo: You know what would really be hell?

Legato: *tries to ignore Neo*

Neo: Spending a millennium with Sailor Moon.

Selene: *cringes*

Legato: Right.

Selene: Well, that's the one reason I'm glad she's immortal...

Ace: *watches Legato thinking of a way to annoy her* psst... read my mind you dumbass

Legato: *has Ender staple himself to Ace*

Selene: 3.5

Legato: *enigmatic smile*

Selene: Poor kid...

Vegeta: Not.

Ace: *Closes her eyes really tight and there comes a splintering sound as her wings burst from her back in a shower of blood* *pulls all the staples off herself*

Selene: OOOOoooooooooooo

Ace: WHEE blood and gore!

Selene: Blood spray......

Ace: that was fun let's do it again!

Selene: COOL!!!!

Ace: looks like everyone in the front row got splattered in blood... oops sorry!

Anakin: *has Ender staple himself to Ace's arm and back*

Vash: *faints*

Vegeta: *used Goku as shield*

Anakin: *removes staples from Ace's arm*

Ace: OUCH! don't touch me there *laughs*

Legato: Oh, well... At least i caused SOMEONE pain.... Isn't that right..... VASH THE STAMPEDE????

Ace: aww now it's my turn!

Anakin: O_O *thinks he is going to be stapled to Ender*

Vegeta: *throws Goku as far away from him as he can*

Selene: Great minds think alike, but idiots seldom differ.................... ^_^ Blood spray!!!

Ace: *forces Legato to kneel on one knee in front of Ender and forces him to ask Ender to marry him. Then forces Ender to say yes*

Ace: you'll make a lovely bride Legato!

Anakin: This is worse than soap operas..

Ace: *puts a veil on his head* aww how cute

Legato: *blows a gasket*

Ace: *then uses spontaneous combustion*

Vegeta: *makes a mental note to keep a ysalamir with him all times to keep anyone psychic from forcing him to do that*

Fate: *keeps Legato from spontaneously combusting*

Ace: poo

Nike: *hugs Legato*

Legato: *is sacred stiff*

Ace: *light bulb* runs over and kisses Legato (forcing herself not to gag)*

Selene: Oooooooooh... Interesting development...

Ender: (back from the dead) 0o;;

Legato: ^_^

Anakin: He's only afraid of Nike, Ace..

Ace: damn... *barfs*

Legato: *is now following Ace around everywhere*

Ace: 0o;;

Vash: *is awake* *snort* SCARY!! *passes out again*

Wolfwood: *is contemplating suicide, but realizes that he'd only come back to where he is* DAMMIT!!!!!

Legato: *enigmatic smile* What's wrong, Nicholas D. Wolfwood?

Ace: at least he didn't say Vash the Stampede

Wolfwood: *tries to strangle Legato, Vash tells him to not kill Legato, Wolfwood throws a rock at Vash, Vash passes out, and Legato passes out*

Selene: Oh, no fair!!!! NO FAIR!!!! JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING INTERESTING!!!!!

Ace: *watches Wolfwood and cheers when Legato passes out* now to make my get away

Nike: *kisses Legato*

Legato: *wakes up immediately* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *hides behind Ace*

Ace: damn... and i thought i got rid of him...

Ender: NOO! that's my hiding place!

Wolfwood: *smoking* Well, damn..

Hiei: *is yelling for help, since Mushu has him captive as well as Trunks*


Mushu: *has remembered why he was trying to catch Trunks, and thinks Hiei's in on it too*

Ace: 0o;; *hides behind Legato*

Mushu: SO you're in on it too???

Ace: *pushes Legato further in front of her*

Legato: No. Who gave you that idea? If I'm her boyfriend, then my best friends are Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Vash the Stampede.

Wolfwood: *gags on cigarette*

Ace: thank god you want to kill Vash

Vash: That's a horrifying idea.

Mushu: SO YOU'RE CHEATING ON MY BROTHER WITH HIM TOO???????

Wolfwood: Hey, dimwit dragon!! I hate Legato, Legato killed me! Therefore, he's not her boyfriend!!

Vash: I'm against killing.

Ace: Legato... my-eep *faints*

Vegeta: *looks at Vash weird*

Mushu: SO YOU TOO????

Wolfwood: O_O

Millie: What's going on?

Wolfwood: Er... Uh, I have a girlfriend, see!

Ace: from the ground *points* look! your brother just asked someone out! Go see him!

Mushu: Wow! He got over you easily!

Capt.. S: Wow I did?

Hiei: *is very close to incinerating the two stupid dragons*

Ace: yes you did! *points over to a rock* look there she is!

Neo: Hmmm.... What was Yukina's number again???

Vash: That's a rock.

Captain Slushie: WOW! She's hotter than you! *rushes to go see and runs splat into it* man! she kisses really good too!

Ace: -.-;; i'm not THAT ugly am I?

Hiei: NEO!!! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU TELL HER THAT I'M HER BROTHER I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!

Yukina: *walks in just as he said that*

Hiei: Oh, s***.

Ace: thank god that's over

Yukina: Huh? *takes headphones off*

Ace: *pushes Legato in front of her again* it's not over yet is it?

Merrill: This seems familiar....

Legato: Probably not.... what do you think, Vash the Stampede?

Ace: hide me!

Hiei: *Shoots fire at Neo when Yukina is turned away*

Vash: *fire passes a centimeter away from him* *snort* SCARY!!!!!!

Anakin: Poor Knives.....

Vegeta: And I thought being related to that moron (Han) is bad...

Ace: well... actually I'd say poor Vash... Knives isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box nor the sharpest tool in the shed! Hey...I wonder what happened to Kenshin...

Kenshin: *under pile of rubble* I'm still here, that I am....

Ender: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!?!?!?!

Rei: ......

Trunks: _XXXXX

Mushu: YOU! *runs after Trunks*

Trunks: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Wolfwood: Thank god he forgot about me......

Legato: Yes, I must agree, Nicholas D. Wolfwood. I am glad that it has forgotten about me as well.

Ace: phew thanks Legato... you make a very good hiding spot

Legato: Wha---

Vash: *snort* SCARY!!!!! *is being chased by Mushu as well*

Ace: meep! hide me! *hides behind Legato again*

Capt.. S.: *sees Yukina, the romantic music plays*

Hiei: *flames of Hell are burning all around him*

Ace: 0o;; i truly empathize

Hiei: Get your hands off m--- her.

Slushie: predy 0_0

Hiei: Stay away from her you--- you--- I'm at a loss for words here.

Ace: stupid idiot?

Legato: Idiotic fool of a hentai dragon?

Ace: or that...

Hiei: Exactly.

Yukina: Why---

Hiei: Er....

Yukina: Do you know my brother??

Hiei: Uh....

Ace: phew thank god... finally he chose someone that isn't as ugly as me... I must be careful though *hides behind Legato again*

Legato: *forces Ace to bitch slap Slushie*

Ace: gahh! *snort* SCARY!!

Vash: geez i'm glad I never have to do that! ......... *snort* SCARY!!!!!!

Wolfwood: Does anyone have any popcorn?

Ace: this is like some freakish soap opera

Selene: *has huge bag of popcorn, is sharing it with Anakin and Vegeta*

Ender: *hides behind Ace*

Legato: *creepy smile* *forces Ender to bitch slap Slushie too, and say "I can't believe that you're cheating on me!!!!!"*

Ace: grr...*walks over and bitch slaps Legato and when she leaves there is a red hand mark*

Vegeta: HA-HA!!! *remembers Bulma slapping him, and shuts up*

Ender: *Laughs at Legato as he is forced by Ace to bitch slap him*self over and over again

Anakin: *laughing uncontrollably*

Padme: *bitch slaps Anakin*

Ace: can we all stop laughing now?

Legato: *laugh maniacally*

Ace: *bitch slaps Legato... again*

Legato: *has Padme bitch slap anakin again*

Ace: STOP!!!

Legato: Why?

Vegeta: Yeah, why?

Selene: I want gore!!! I want blood spray!!!!!!

Ender: *pats Ace on the back*

Ace: *Shudders when he touches the sore scabs where her wings came out of* ....here Selene *blows Ender up*

Legato: *enigmatic smile*

Selene: *points, laughs hysterically*

Vash: I disapprove of killing..... *snort* SCARY!!!!!

Ace: *scoots away from Anakin*

Fate: *puts Ender back together*

Anakin: *uses Force Destruction*

Ender: *is a splatter again*

To be continued......