MSSKZ: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! HOW ART THOU????

Ace: This is our newest chapter... Starting off from where the last one left off......

MSSKZ: SO LETS GET STARTED!!!!!

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Ender: *splatters*

Selene: BLOOD SPRAY!!!! ^_^

Ace: oog i feel faint

Vash: *is still out*

Knives: *insane smile*

Ace: KNIVES! THE INSANE CRAZY *snort* SCARY PERSON!

Vash: What the hell are you doing here?

Ace: ...that is not Neo ¬¬

Legato: Hello, Master...

Ace: *whapps Legato with a fish* you are stupid to answer to him when you could rule the world alone BWAHAHAHA (note to self: work on evil laugh)

Knives: .....

Anakin: *remembers the black hole thing that Knives did*

Legato: *smiles*

Anakin: Hey, could you get rid of.... *hands Knives a really long list*

Knives: .....i hate him.... and him... and him.... he annoys me....why do you want to kill the idiot that is forced to wear the dress?

Vegeta: Because if Voldermort dies before he can pay us back, then he has to wear that for all eternity.

Ender: *Comes back to life* Am I on there?

Knives: ???

Vegeta: ????

Anakin: I don't know. The list is about 2049 pages long.

Ace: You would expect him to be at the top...0o

Vegeta: No. 1 is Kakarrot.

Knives: Is he Ender? There's a note beside his name saying that he destroyed an entire race and didn't know it.... Too bad it wasn't the human race.... Well, there are some good humans, just not a lot.

Ace: What? Should I call him "Your Highness" or something *thinks to self* Why is Knives always so stupid? At least Vash got the looks...

Legato: *chuckles*

Luke: *is trying to keep a straight face*

Anakin: Do you want to know what she though?

Knives: And she is?

Vegeta: Um, see section 3294.1, under "Angels, Ace"

Ace: I better be on their hit list... so I don't have to stand in his stink much longer... I wonder if Vash wears deodorant or something... they can't be related PEE-U!!

Knives: Can I start with her and go down, or should I start at the beginning that is oh, 15 away?

Ace: Thank god I'm near the top *stifles gag*

Vegeta: 15? Oh, you're reading it backwards she's 103848973'th.

Ace: Damn... oh phew *sarcastic* I'd never want to die *fake grin*

Anakin: 103848973'th? I thought that it was the 5th?

Ace: *pats Ender* don't worry... you'll always be at the top of MY hit list ^^

Ender: Cool tha-hey wait a minute...

Ace: Not exactly the smartest, but at least he's cute

Vegeta: We were talking about you, not that baka.

Knives: Can I kill those dragons first? They are annoying me.

Ace: I was hoping you were talking about me...but I couldn't resist starting a hit list of my own...OH BE MY GUEST...they went that way...

Mushu: *to some random person* So were YOU in on it too??

Knives: Why are they trying to kill people? Especially that fire demon. That can't be very smart..

Ender: DON'T TAKE ME BACK TO THAT CRAZY PLACE!

Ace: yes for a place in a church that was defiantly hell

Trunks: ?_?

Ender: ¬¬ you take me back to that place and i swear i'll kill you...

Ace: such comfort...

Vegeta: And where is this place?

Knives, Legato, Anakin: *are also interested*

Ender: THE WICKED LADY FROM HELL!

Ace: yes...Alex Sabo's mother...EVIL!

Fate: *thinks their talking about her*

Ace: *pats Ender* she even tried to make us understand that there is a God...we've decided to be agnostic

Selene: What's agnostic mean?

Ender: doubting the existence of God...

Selene: Ah.

Selene, Anakin, Vegeta: *go back to playing cards with Fate, Satan (the one from Little Nicky), and God (the Dogma one)*

Ace: *sits head leaning in her hands silently crying though not making any noise nor moving as to give away what she was doing*

Legato: Why are she crying, Vash the Stampede?

Ender: ?? she's not crying...she's um...frowning...with style

Neo: If she's not crying, then the combined IQs of Serena, Goku, Mihoshi, Vash, and myself equal..... more than............. -2856. ^_^

Ender: don't underestimate Vash...

Knives: That's why their combined IQs equal -2834. Vash's IQ is in the 20s.

Twitch: (someone i've forgotten about until now!) hey! if you add your name to that list...the number would be, let's see...-23!

Knives: You just said that my IQ is 2811.

Twitch: you idiot! clean you're ears! I said -5023 not -23 ha! you're even dumber than I thought

Knives: No you didn't.

Anakin: I'll vouch for him.

Goku: Me too.

Anakin: Never mind.

Knives: Er, I'd rather be an idiot.

Ace: *looks up, no tear stains visible on her face* ~They're all off their rockers...I swear, when i end it all, I'll make sure they watch me and laugh when I don't come back~

Anakin: .......I'm not going to say anything.

Vash (is being controlled by Legato): You're going somewhere?

Ace: ~End it all moron...think...i can't believe I just thought that!~

Legato: He thinks?

Knives: Vash is capable of that?

Ace: ~and yes Legato...I know you're behind this somehow...~ Leave me alone you idiots! Stay out of my mind!

Vash: *snort* SCARY!

Anakin: HEY! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!

Legato: *enigmatic smile*

Ace: *bitch slaps Legato* ass

Selene:....I WANT BLOOD SPRAY!!!!!!

Ender: *splatters*

Twitch: Ooh projectile blood spray ^^

Selene: I've seen better.....

Ace: ~morons. I can't believe I have to put up with these people...especially that Legato freak...he weirds me out~ Ender will you stop splattering...honestly...

Twitch: *yawns* you people are boring...I wish Trinity was here...she'd make things a little more interesting...

Neo: Trinity????

Ender: Yeah...if she'd stop calling me an ass hole...

Serena: Woah!!! Don't get excited!

Ace: Ha! well that proves she isn't all that bad!

Ender: ¬¬;;

Serena: *starts to crack up*

Twitch: What are you laughing at you crack pot?

Serena: I'm a crack pot? I thought I was a psychopath... Wait, no... that's Anakin and Vegeta and Legato and Knives and ....*goes on like this*

three hours later

Serena: .....And.... um.... Did I say Neo yet?

Twitch: *snores loudly*

Ender: *Has lost interest about 59 minutes and 59 seconds ago*

Ace: *watches Serena thinking how COMPLETELY off their rockers people are in this place*

Legato: .....

Luke: You're just now figuring this out?

Trunks: -_-

Ace: *glares at Luke* Let's not forget what happens when you fall off the edge of a cliff...do you want everyone to hear the instant replay I have?

Luke: *shuts up*

Legato: ...What happens????

Luke: *is ~this~ close to killing Legato*

Anakin: *is laughing really hard*

Luke: ..... *decides to not kill Legato, but SOMEONE else... because, after all, he doesn't owe the other anything...*

Ace: So you DON'T want people to know? Alright fine *puts away tape recorder*

Ender: What's this? *takes the tape recorder out of Ace's pocket and presses play. The room is filled with a girlie scream that grows fainter and then finally there is a slight uug as if the person finally reached the bottom and splattered to their doom*

Luke: *tries to ignore it, but not doing a good job, but with all the other idiots in the room, no one notices, well besides Ace and Ender*


****NEWS FLASH*****

Ace: what about Legato? and Anakin? and Vegeta? and...ok well Selene...

MSSKZ: Anakin is laughing remember?


Ace: and Legato...the only one who wanted to hear it...?
****END NEWS FLASH****


Vegeta: *yelling at Selene accusing her of cheating at cards when he has a royal flush up his sleeve*

Legato: *is watching Vegeta and Selene argue*

Ace: YOU IDIOT! DON'T EVER MESS WITH MY BLACKMAIL AGAIN!!!

Luke: *has already destroyed the tape*

Anakin: Did anyone record that?

Ender: *mouth gapes open* ~she's so cute when she does that~

Twitch: I got it!

Legato: Wow. You people think weird. I'm writing this down so I can sell it as a testimonial of how f***ed up the universes heroes are and that they need to be put in asylums..... What do you think, Vash the Stampede?

Ace: And I think I'll write about the retardedness of the villains who can't think for themselves and have to ask the hero what they think every time they say something...oh wait...the only one that does that is you, Legato! Wow! oh well...now what's your full name so I can start? Is it just Legato or is there a last name that goes with that?

Vash: Hm... i think I might know it....... hold on a second....

Knives: Oh, god, we'll be here for hours....

ten hours later

Ender: *fast asleep drool hanging out of the corner of his mouth*

Vash: What was I saying?

Twitch: *is talking to Ace about how dumb super villains are*

Vegeta, Anakin: *are about to say something, but stop*

Knives: Am I a super-villan?

Ace: well...hmm...you're not super...but i think you're still in the dimwit range

Knives: Oh, thank god. I didn't want to be on the level of evil that is equal to my brother's level in good. I don't want to be considered an idiot, just a psychopath...

Vash: HEY!!!

All sci-fi gunmen: HEY!!!!!

Knives: The idiot rank, not the genre.

All Sci-fi gunmen (-Vash): Oh... *walk away*

Twitch: No well...psycopath is stretching it...you're kinda below that..really really stupid...IQ equal to Vash's...only worse...you know it shouldn't really be comforting knowing you're lower than a man who says *snort* SCARY!!!

Vegeta: i take it that you don't understand good and evil ranks? 6 is reserved for Dark Lords, and you find an assortment of geniuses and morons in that, where people in level 5 might be more powerful then them. It's quite confusing. -9 is the moron level for evil, where there are morons everywhere in good ranks, which range from 0-10. Kakarrot is ....oh.... level..... 9, I think.. I know that 10 is reserved for deities, but I can't remember if he made the cut for level nine.....

Anakin: Who cares? Most of the dimwits are in 9. Take Tsukino and Anderson, for example. Good is less power level driven, but what you are. 6 is the rank for people who were originally evil.

Twitch: there are actually real ranks 0o;;? I didn't know you guys were that smart as to organize your dumb selves into categories well enough to even number them!

Vegeta: Don't blame us.

Anakin: Everyone evil has to learn it.

Vegeta: Blame HER she came up with it.

Selene: *humming*

Ace: *nervous glance* ~I don't know what the hell I thought I was doing here...I miss being back home where things aren't as chaotic. And the guys were cuter too~ *sighs*

MSSKZ: Wow, Washu!!! You're mind reader device works great!!!

Washu: It works on angels too??? Great!!! Now I only have to test plants.... *spots Vash and Knives, "wanders off"*

Ace: *looks over at Legato* ~...and the guys were cuter too~ *smirks*

Legato: ???....... Oh, really?? You're a girl?

Ace: ~I think he's gay...that makes his actions more understandable in a way~

Legato: Do you want to call a truce?

Knives: Or shall you fight forever?

Ace: sure...

Anakin: Fight forever.

Selene: Yeah!!!! *hides video camera*

Ace: I call truce...the only thing that comes out of violence is more violence...and I wouldn't want the children to see *looks at Ender pathetically*

Selene: ^_^;;;;

Ender: hey!

Anakin: *looks around* I see no children under the age of ..... 16-ish... and if not.... he's the hunted. he doesn't see any violence. It happens to him

Ender: thank god! someone knows that i'm not a child

Ace: you just want to see me fight don't you?

Vegeta: He never said that. He said that you're the hunted. Not that you're not a kid.

Selene: Yup. *plays back what Anakin said*

Ender: I'M NOT A KID!

Ace: Just shut up already...*covers his mouth* ~I think I'll forget what I said about the cute boys...Ender ruins everything...~

Legato: Good. I see you finally wised up to---

Anakin: Shut up and stop while you're ahead.

Ace: no go on...I'd like to hear what you have to say about guys...

Legato: Let's make one thing clear---

MSSKZ: I HATE YAOI!!!!!! *shivers, then goes off after Washu to find new prey to test Washu's latest experiment on*

Ace: continue...

Legato: I'm not gay.

Ace: i know that

Legato: Oh, thank god.

Ace: but you were going to say something that added on to what I said about guys...or rather thought...

Vegeta (sarcastic): Wow. That's surprising that he said that he wasn't gay...

Ender: no what's even more surprising is that Ace agreed with him

All: O_o

Ace: -.-;; just continue with what you were saying, Legato...I really want to know

Legato: *now mysteriously has no memories of the past hour* What was I saying?

Washu: Wow, my new invention works!!!!!!

MSSKZ: Cool!!! Now let's test it on Vegeta!!! Let's have him think that Neo erased the video game data yet again instead of me accidentally using it as a shield against the power of the One Ring, and it short circuiting.

Ender: Oh harsh...to bad there aren't any mind readers here who will tell us what he was thinking because if they don't someone will play the girlie scream so everyone can here it

Anakin: *sadly thinks it's him that they're talking about* SHIT!!! I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!!!

Ender: remember it or else...

Anakin: uhh.......... *is about to make something up* he thinks that most guys in the real world are complete idiots and ...... i think that's it.....

Knives: You forgot the part where they all must die since they are human, but that's just me.

Ace: ... *looks at Legato oddly*

Anakin: *is glad that Ace doesn't know that he made it up*

Ender: That's bullshit!

Anakin: It is?

Legato: It is?

Ace: really? Well it doesn't matter seeing as you don't have blackmail for him at all

Ender: 0_0 *runs*

Vegeta: We're missing someone? WHO?

Ace: I don't know...don't look at me!

Anakin: got anything on he-who-shall-be-blown-up-if-he-doesn't-keep-his-mouth-shut?

Ace: who Ender? haha well he did wet his bed until he was 13...but...

Vegeta: We don't need to go into that. *smirks at someone*

Ace: hmm...i don't know...give me an example...what kind of blackmail do you want?

Vegeta: something that he is really embarrassed of, but isn't something stupid like the fact that he destroyed an entire race without knowing it. Anakin and I did that for fun at one point, so that doesn't count.

Ace: hmm...well there was this one time we stuck peanuts up his nose when he was sleeping and took pictures...

Anakin: That's closer.... But no cigar. He had to have done something so stupid, or something really embarrassing for a dare. *laughs about Voldermort and his thong and corset*

Ace: Well...we do have that...well nevermind...that's too extreme

Vegeta: You forgot the ballroom gown and wig.

Anakin: Oh, damn! I can't keep it all straight!!!!!!!!!! *looks at Book of Debts, stares at Knives*

Knives: What.....??

Anakin: You owe us money.

Ace: I can't wait to see this one...

Knives: But I'm killing all that annoy you to pay off the debt, remember?

Vegeta: Oh, yeah....

Anakin: I have a new idea. You dig up dirt on all of them, and we'll let it slide.... but you can kill Ender after we embarrass him o no end.

Ace: HEY! Why do you think I'm here?

Three former evil ones: ?????

Ace: You can hurt him but do NOT kill him

Knives: Damn....

Ace: *mutters*hey don't blame me...I don't pick them...

Selene: Pick what?

Ace: I don't pick who I have to protect...I'm not exactly on the highest scale...and no I'm not an angel really...I'm more like an angel in training...but since They gave me Ender...I'm never going to become more than that...it's so much fun to kill an torture him...I never used to until I met you guys...then i realized what fun it was
Vegeta: You probably would have figured it out on your own...... Eventually. If he annoyed you enough.

Ace: meh...I don't get annoyed that easily *looks at Legato and stifles the urge to stick out her tongue*

Legato: *makes her give in*

To be continued.......