Hot For Teacher

Written by: Jessica Warner, A/K/A The Broken Blood Chamber

Plot: Well...Gohan's teaching his regular classes, when one familiar trouble - maker stands out. And to say the least..She's hot for teacher! Is Gohan able to resist this little vixen?

Songfic, "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen.

Warning: I don't own this shit, the song or the show or characters, but you already knew that. I'm just putting this here to stay out of any possible legal trouble. And there might be some LEMON scenes, so beware!

The alarm clock beeped ferociosly against his pounding head. Gohan reached over and slamed his fist down on it, waking up Videl, and accidently ruining yet another alarm clock. Videl sat straight up in bed and huffed, looming over him. He turned over and hid under his blankets.

"I don't wanna go to school!!" he pouted into the pillow.

"Gohan, get dressed! I'll go get the maid to make your breakfast, now..GET UP!!" She shouted.

Videl slipped daintily out of bed, tucking black strands of bangs behind her ears and rubbing her sleepy blue eyes. She slipped on her baby blue robe and walked down the hall to wake up Pan.

When she got there she recieved the same response. Murming into the pillow about not wanting to go. She threw her hands up into the air,

"Really, you two! GET UP OR I'M GOING TO GET UGLY!!"

With that said, Gohan and Pan were both downstairs and dressed in under 10 minutes.

Gohan and Pan scarfed their eggs and toast, as Videl grinned, hovering over them. She handed each of them some lunch money and kicked them both out the door.

Pan huffed as she walked towards her parents car.

"She's cranky..." She muttered, staring at her feet.

Gohan chuckled to himself, "I broke her alarm clock...again.."

"Dad!" Pan exclaimed, sending a glare to him as they got into his car.

He shrugged innocently, blushing slightly, "It woke me up!"

"Well that's what it's there for!" she shouted as they drove off to school.

Pan was a bit emotional. It was her freshman year, and her first day. He knew she was nervous about Bra, Bra was a senior, and Pan was afraid she'd be "too cool" to hang out with a little freshman, like Pan. Marron had already graduated and was away in college. Trunks visited her on weekends, still hopelessly following her. Everytime Marron shrugged it off and told him that they were friends, nothing more.

When they got to school Pan left to get her schedual, and find Bra. Gohan left to his classroom and prepared for the English class. He was teaching Honors Seniors, Honors Juniors, and regular Sophmores.

When Pan found Bra she was stunned. She was laughing, her blue hair falling over her face. She had on a black miniskirt, her boots and a tight red t-shirt. A collar clung to her neck, as if it was choking her, and black eyeliner surrounded her eyes as though she hadn't slept in days. She was laughing with some guys who were dressed almost as scary as she was. Pan shyly walked up, looking down at her jeans and blue t-shirt.

All of her fears fled as Bra ran up to her and hugged her. She pulled Pan quickly into her circle of friends and introduced her. One of her friends was Tai, he was tall, and he had longer hair then both girls, pulled back into a braid, and possibly more make-up. Another was Jareth, he was fairly normal. Not really normal, but less scary than the others. He was sitting calmly on a planter, in blue jeans and a black t-shirt that clung to his torso, showing every muscle. He had boots like Bra, though hidden under his pants, Pan could still see them. He offered a friendly smile.

The one that really scared her was introduced as "Kitty". He had black hair in a long bowlcut, like Trunks, and thick black eyeliner. It made Bra's look pretty almost. He too, had on a skirt. It was mid-thigh, and under it he had black fishnet, that showed off his long thin, almost pretty legs. He had on a longsleeve black shirt, with a cross on it, bleeding. He really frightened her.

She sat quietly while they chatted until the bell rang. They all rushed off to their classes. Bra met up with another girlfriend, and they ran off to their first class together. The girl wasn't dressed as scary, but easily to be considered "skanky". She had a small skirt, smaller than Bra's, a pair of sandals and a muscle shirt, her red bra showing underneath it. She had her hair pulled into pigtails, and too much make up. Lip gloss that made her lips look slimy, and masses of blue eyeshadow.

Pan shrugged it off and walked to class. Meanwhile, Gohan was looking at his watch. 6:45. They'd be waltzing in any minute, his IB Seniors. They usually proved to be a nice, and intelligent bunch, but there was the occasionall bad apple that liked to push his buttons. This year..he'd never predict how far.

The first few to arrive were nice, polite, well cut. He greeted them all at the door. The late bell rang and he walked to the front of the class. He informed them of his policies, though they knew. Most of the faces her recognized from his classes in previous years. The sophmores and juniors. Finally seniors, with much knowlage and much to offer. He smiled proudly, looking at each eager face. He went on about the first days lesson when the door bursted open. In stumbled another familiar face, but not from a class. He'd seen her around campus, a very sexy, but very sleazy little girl. Her name was "Mixie", and behind her, Bra. He sighed and rubbed his temples.

"Bra...I saw on the roster you would be in my class..I expected more from you. I'm going to have to take this up with your parents." He sighed, leaning on his desk.

Mixie looked him over and grinned, chewing a wad of gum.

"We're sorry sir..we'll make it up to you," She winked and took a seat, of course..not before Gohan made her spit out her gum. He looked at her, trying to hide his disgust. Bra looked down, "I'm sorry, Gohan, I won't be tardy anymore, please, don't tell my parents." He sighed, "Fine, please take your seat."

Through the class, Bra and Mixie pretty much behaved, but he could tell they were going to be the "bad apples" of this class. Mixie kept staring him over, almost falling out of her seat. It made him uncomfortable. It reminded him of the first time he saw Piccolo. Scary, green..and God only knows what is hidden under those clothes.

When the bell rang, he felt relieved. He was sad to end the class, but glad to get Mixie out of his view range.

- Well...this was the intro, not really a chapter. Review it, tell me if you like the plot so far. I just might finish it if ya like it -_^ Remember: Whether I finish stories or not depends on if I know people are reading them and liking them! - The BBC